Phume
@phume22
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CA(SA); Investment Banker; All other things nice.
Johannesburg-SA
Joined December 2010
Of all the messages I’ve received today, this one really touched me especially after seeing some of the negative tweets attacking my looks for no good reason. Just one unkind word about someone’s looks and it has long-term consequences. Keep that in mind.
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Good afternoon to all my beautiful queens. Phase one of our mission was a success. Now we move on to phase two. 😅😅.
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Banyana Banyana players won a whole continental cup whilst having to maintain their jobs that pay for their livelihoods. Imagine what they would achieve if their only focus was soccer like their male counterparts? Respect women please.
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Somewhere in your boyfriend’s closet is a good quality shirt he hasn’t worn since lockdown, make do with this info what you may 😌🥰
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Mthokozisi was a husband and father of 3. A recent Master’s Degree graduate. the irony of it all. 💔💔.
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Y’all stay disrespecting 9-5s who make an honest living, the very same people who are meant to support your hustles. Someone please make it make sense.
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Am I the only one who spends money because I’m expecting money in the future? 😩😩.
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‘Gibela sisi ngikuse ekhaya ngoba ayikho lento oyenzayo’ a taxi driver whilst I was out running 😭😭😩.
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The minimum wage is R3500 with no formal education and some law firms are paying graduates that amount? No freaken way 😳.
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If shopping at Zara is an expensive and out of your normal price range task, that is luxury for you my love. Luxury has no prescribed minimum spending value 👏🏾👏🏾.
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I love how you guys immediately assumed the EFF protest would be violent and went as far as calling them hooligans. Not so long ago you were cheering for Black Lives Matter protests though. I love these double standards. Keep them up.
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I don’t know man, but manipulating a country’s currency is treasonous.
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Samthing Soweto may actually be the first one to address Phori directly 😂.
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Not a singe healthcare facility built in these 9 months, not even a temporary set up. That’s the problem with ancient leadership, not a single innovative bone. It also doesn’t help that on top of that they are corrupt to such a point that they would even steal food packages.
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Reminder that the November salary is for December and December salary is for January!.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but plant-based doesn’t equate to healthy.
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Queens please join me at 9pm this evening for a live instagram session to toast to a successful Phase 1! Have your glasses ready as I give some clarifications on Saturday’s live session and what has happened since then. I also have a surprise for some of you!.
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Building is so expensive. Kanti why do you guys always tell us to rather build our own houses? 😳.
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Now I bet AKA wished he could take that business advice from a bar tender or a cleaner 😕.
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Our PSL players went head to head with European based players and we gave them a show. Naaahh there’s more to come from this Bafana Bafana squad!.
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Gents I’m holding a twerking contest on Instagram live tomorrow at 9 pm. Winner gets a PS5. So do join in!.
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CA(SA)s in the building…celebrating my friend’s milestone, super proud and stoked for you my love. ❤️❤️
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Off to play caddy duties and be reminded to say ‘good shot baby’ 🥺😂
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Treasure every single moment with your loved ones, tomorrow is not guaranteed. 💔💔💔.
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Anyway, I don’t know who needs to hear this but HR is not your friend.
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I love how people with a low self esteem gather under these tweets, misery really loves company.
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This morning during my run, some lady shouted ‘Hawu, nangu losisi owa twerkisa abafana’ Is this now my life? 🤦🏾♀️.
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He sounds like someone who knows the value of his feature to me lol. Otherwise the song would never have been released with his vocals.
Something Soweto is selfish shame. You already have a 50% splits on the composition publishing chill.Nah you want a share of the master. 🙌😂.
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Lol missing out on a summer banger because of greed is crazy actually.
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My Suzuki fam borrowed me this Milky baby for my Cape Town trip, the sound that she makes as you accelerate? 😩🤌🏾 #SuzukiSwift 1.2 GLX
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Connie said I will not give you guys the satisfaction of circulating videos of my grief and I will pre-record my tribute to my husband. Love that for her.
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I’m deactivating my accounts for personal reasons. Ngizonbona after December. Love and light. 🥰🌟.
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I bought something on Superbalist yesterday and today it’s 40% off. So I’m going to reorder it and return the other one because I’m not a joke 😒.
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Gracing the cover of @sibizimedia July issue and even if one person is inspired, my heart will be full 🙏🏾🙌🏾 .📸: @LeTele_Media .
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Interviews are really an outdated way of assessing candidates, when are we going to evolve?.
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If I had that kind of confidence that comes with stealing someone’s identity and still go around giving consents for investigations on the matter to proceed, I’d be far in life.
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I want to shake my ass in a yacht. in Dubai. in a thong!.
Hi @phume22 can I take you out for inyama yenhloko nophuthu?.
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I’m so annoyed because that is exactly what he did to Bonang, portraying her as a psycho. These two must go to jail nxe.
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The UK suspended Uber’s licence in 2019 following safety concerns. Almost every other day ladies are sharing horror stories about Bolt. Why are we not doing the same because the Minister of Transport lives on Twitter to see these stories?.
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Lol it’s definitely people who have not entered the job market yet who think a R64k salary isn’t a lot. Nisazofunda yazi 😂.
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So vele vele no celeb said anything about the Fresh and Euphonik issue? 🤔.
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