Nyetimber and oysters. Zoia doing it the right way over Pin Mill way

@ozclarke My old house is below you in this photo

@cynthia_hayes I hope not. I think in the Uk its different. I have no idea what those grades mean

@CambWineBlogger I might realize its not for me!

@cynthia_hayes I think sixth form is 16/17 years old. Am sure they will ruin me!

@chris_harrod Good grief. Was gonna make it up on the spot! Hahaha

@DarrenOemcke I have had worse in Chile to be fair

@chris_harrod I will accept the challange

@DarrenOemcke You were my hardest customer

Vintage menu holder with my tattoo on inside cover! Always looking for Cassandre work. £30 not a bad deal #dubonnet

"What a terrible era in which idiots govern the blind" William Shakespeare

@willettasnotes I did not. Threw it back. Pike only taste good under 8 pounds

Some moments from Mallorca. What a place. Only my 4th time there. Need to go for a longer stay soon My eldest in there with a cool tee shirt I gifted him because I was too much of a fat bastard to fit it #Mallorca

Apologies for the piss poor iphone photo but this crema Catalan was bloody brilliant over Mallorca way #Mallorca

3 for €10. Never underestimate a Fuet extra picante. Well tasty bit of nosh #Mallorca

RT @BladeoftheS: The Telegraph who hate illegal immigrants, advising Brits how to be illegal immigrants.

Trees lining a road over Mallorca way. Lit well nice yesterday arvo around 16.30 #Mallorca

@MattWallace888 Please look up definition of "literally"