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Joined January 2010
@notprernaa Things will happen, keep doing what you are doing and you love with passion and great things may happen.... And if they dont, isnt it great that you could spend your time things you love with a passion that was infectious?🤗☺️
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@Warrior88337815 She looks at me, Keeping me sir aankhon par, Like I am some Taare zameen par!😝🤣🤣🤣
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@Warrior88337815 Then why not have just fish?🥹🤦🏽♂️😝🤣 Waise bhi I like snakes!🥹 Main jab possible hun I advocate people not to kill them, have caught & rescued about 2-3 myself!😊🙏
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@the_reverie_ The reason why I hate Kejriwal is I seriously thought that he would bring a change! My hatred for him is personal, it stems from the fact that he was able to fool me through his act! Whatever Mr Mann is, he is honest about it! He never hid the facts, kejri banjo saanp hai!😡😝🤣
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@Warrior88337815 Wait.... What does that mean? I used to have crabs and lobsters but the way to kill them is horrid! So I quit that! Thats the only crawlies I used to ever have on a regular basis!🤦🏽♂️🥹
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Bhai Desh bachaane waalo, Ranveer se zyaada important kaam hai! Uski bajao bajaani hi ho toh. Par pehle Bangladeshi, Rohingya, water issues, law & order, yeh sab sort out karle? Any country whose top politicians make A sub Par comedy show their priority is itself a comedy!🤦🏽♂️😝🤣
BIG BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Parliamentary Committee will summon Ranveer Allahabadia for derogatory remarks on Women. Indian Govt on ALERT MODE !! MASSIVE ACTION soon 🔥🔥 Several MPs across Party lines have lodged complaints. FIRs have also been registered against Ranveer Allahbadia, Samay Raina & India's Got Latent Team.
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@AmazingAquaa Ha ha ha... The reason Indian boys are so lost is because Indian moms cant let go of their laadlas!! It must be coz there was a time in most households d only person respecting d mom were d kids! Beti toh byaah ke chali jaati thi laadle hi bach jaate the validation ke liye!🤦🏽♂️🥺
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@the_reverie_ Mr Mann clean comedy karte hai! Pehle when he was a comic he was ok... CM banne ke baad aalaa darje ke comic bann gaye hai!😝🤣🤣🤣 Afsos thodi hi dinon mein hatt jaayenge... Phir farjiwal wahaan jaa ke sheesh mahal banaayega!🤦🏽♂️😝🤣🤣
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@Warrior88337815 I love beetroot, potato and mungfali cutlet ke burgers.... They are soooo yummy!🥹😝🤣🤣
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@Warrior88337815 That looks like a liqueur glass! Kya hai yeh martini? Ya sweet vermouth? Ya cointreau? 🤔🤨
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@_AchillesHeel__ Yeh do saal ki padhaai karke banjo sab khud ko Sigmund Freud samajhte hai! Aur bhaisahab itne bade counselor hai ki ur likes n patterns ko analyse kar rahe, toh unhein bolo muft ka gyaan nahi practice chalaa ke paise kamaein Phir sunenge oedipus n electra complex ke baare mein!
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