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@phinphinphinp
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y’all really gotta stop throwing that word around like that. mad at the world because you thought a nigga was rich so you let him fuck
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@moonrivrbabie @Fedsatmydoor sounds like poor pussy management to me
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@slimwav Feel kinda bad because you said you spent a lot of time on it but I got lucky and the very first place I zoomed in was right on him 😂
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@phinphinphinp
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so the main thing i’ve been seeing is people saying that if you lie about an std or something that can hurt you is rape. obviously. people get arrested all the time for that. lying about financial status, height, feelings, etc is not rape. you just got bamboozled
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@_adchay @YAKISACHI Man. They act like niggas be hiding it when majority are very open about their hoes lmao
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@phinphinphinp
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@13_Sensational @KodakOverrated donald trump had mcdonald’s lined up at the white house for ncaa football champions
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@phinphinphinp
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@downtown7thave @JumpShiveSlim13 We say this to y’all all the time when it comes to picking your bd’s better and it’s always some kind of excuse. See why we say it now??
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@phinphinphinp
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@verciell @moonrivrbabie @Fedsatmydoor i’ll definitely teach her not to fuck someone unless she actually knows them. y’all be letting people you’ve known for a few days fuck and act surprised when they lie about stuff. but if he lied about something that won’t hurt her, then that’s on her
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@djrealz @nerdbydesign @AriLennox Do you understand how annoying it is to have thousands of people giving unwanted opinions and suggestions about your life and random judgements without even knowing you EVERY SINGLE DAY
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@phinphinphinp
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@iamomeez @3rdstringW Nah it’s like the other way around. Love my job wayyyy too much to associate myself with it on social media
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@enita_u @MaxknOws2012 @SuspendedDr You’d twerk on completely random dudes at an event while your 8-11 year old child watches?
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@phinphinphinp
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This is exactly what I felt like when I was in Set http://t.co/4fNsRZ27IC
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@phinphinphinp
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@SarahDorra @mxmsworld Anything to help you sleep better!
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@phinphinphinp
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@missdanaaa_ @B6768023 Right! Then your $50 meal for two will start costing $85 instead of leaving a $12 tip. It’ll work really great that way
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@phinphinphinp
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@DanSavage_live this is my favorite reply so far
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@MingGotBandz @_JT3000 all i saw was 50 very easy ways to die if you make the slightest error. i’m good
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@phinphinphinp
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@ItsJustDimples @Jsplash___ “my shit bigger than trey songz”
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@phinphinphinp
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@circleproblem @lecoonGod @missdanaaa_ @B6768023 A fast food restaurant that has no servers and cheaper food is not the same as a restaurant that you sit in and eat at. There is usually liquor at restaurants too. You have no idea how much goes into licensing and compliance. Don’t compare McDonald’s to Applebees
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@BrandonRenkes @orlandosentinel @jaketapper Man little kids don’t care about that. They’d be the first ones to start yelling “whoaaaaa coooool” and running towards it trying to play with it. It’s the adults that are acting like that lmao
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@DVDJXX I just feel like they fail to mention that the 9-5 girls are bringing in a decent amount of money but they 100% have multiple niggas supplying them with extra income
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@phinphinphinp
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@enita_u @MaxknOws2012 @SuspendedDr He was saying “that’s me” as in she’s with me. The dude didn’t know that that was her son and he was trying to joke with him. It’s a little more clear if you saw the video he uploaded from his pov. So let me correct myself, you’d twerk on a random dude in front of your child?
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@fromda5thflo @glizzyyt lmao just wait until you find out they encourage the use of video games in therapy if it brings you peace
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@phinphinphinp
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@tydolluh @donfettz it’s social media. people get fairytale ideas of what a relationship is and start saying it on here and believe it’s true
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@phinphinphinp
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@rokutaro22 @Animist_ no it isn’t. look at her replies. she says if you tell any lie whatsoever in order to get sex, it is rape. like sending a 2 am i miss you text. apparently that’s rape now because you’re lying to fuck
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@samusisawesome @BlamingBuddha @Foofung_ @KhaosByDesignUK @TheEazyCrew14 @KEEMSTAR Bro we all understand the double standard but we also understand how it’s different. I understand youre trying to prove a point but it isn’t a very good one. Would you be okay with grown men looking at your 12 year old daughters boobs because it’s “just a chest”?
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@phinphinphinp
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@katkatisnotakat @pr0jectsukyomi @AlphaCraic @YUNGMOJO267_ they’re saying to look at how often young people are traumatized like this. not making it a competition but just trying to raise awareness. no one really thinks about it and this is a good time to raise awareness about it
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@moonrivrbabie @verciell @Fedsatmydoor yeah i never understood the point of being disrespectful when trying to get a point across
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@carrotiana @unrulylate @kitteeen4 Girls of other races have to as well lmao there are always going to be those guys that date everything. I mean you see normal looking black dudes with bad built black women all the time. There’s someone for everyone
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@phinphinphinp
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@nygee973 @MrSilkySmooth24 well technically it’s right where it says having sex before marriage is wrong. how can you have sex before marriage if the marriage never happens?
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@AnarchyHabitat @nygee973 @MrSilkySmooth24 and if you never get married, how can you have sex before marriage?
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@lecoonGod @missdanaaa_ @B6768023 Name me one restaurant in the United States that pays servers more than $12/hr and their food prices are cheaper than say, Applebees. Just one
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@phinphinphinp
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@Bearky058 @xviiier @britcaroo well sir, one is for committing a general crime. white people wear it as well. the other, is used directly for hate against black people. you can’t be that dumb to think they’re the same so the only logical explanation is in fact, racism
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My ex just sent me this picture saying it's mine. Bitch lying. I'm darkskin and that baby is pale. How is it mine?
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Nintendo and chill http://t.co/FcS6v4HBfn
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@phinphinphinp
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I'm only good at making mistakes
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@Simplysexxy @AintRob wow this was so funny
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@phinphinphinp
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Never take my tweets serious unless I say I want to die. I always want to die
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@phinphinphinp
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@MixedByCJ @FLAWLESSGREEDY Big difference is niggas be mostly joking. You ever heard of a nigga finding out about a woman in prison, keeping money on her books, and then giving her a place to stay as soon as she’s out? Probably happens here and there but not at all like the other way around 😂
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@CrushEgos @JayZOverrted That man wasn’t held accountable 😂 people have tweeted “she shouldn’t have worn that” 9 years ago and getting cancelled for it today. Tyler said rape a pregnant bitch and tell my friends I had a threesome and he thriving
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@djgist @Malcolm_ENTO @officialsadgyal @Banco_Dez Lmao dawg $4-6k a month is not even close enough to be trying to act like an asshole lmao especially for a commission job
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@phinphinphinp
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@Kill4_k @MyNinja_ @BoudoirMadam lmao y’all not built like that. watching somebody die, you gonna panic
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@phinphinphinp
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Me the night before school starts
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@lilbatwood @mbken84 i’ve been seeing this and it says his tweet is unavailable so i thought he deleted it but nope smh what i do
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@phinphinphinp
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bootypics are the easiest way to brighten a guys mood like yes girl don't be shy show me them cheeks ahh yeah pop a tiddy for a real nigga
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@phinphinphinp
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@ValeWolf @cxlame @pistolsnpoetry @lexxlusshhyy I really really don’t want to do the whataboutism thing but I feel like the point is being missed without it. When a guy gets drunk and cheats on his girlfriend, no one is defending him this hard saying he couldn’t consent and he needs better friends and all that
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@IonKnow_IForgot @jessicaalbutt @Snow_Blacck If someone’s kid is on their phone ordering something that’s $500, that’s on them lol
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@phinphinphinp
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@NatashaChanged @tariqnasheed After 400 years of dealing with that shit, you expect us to not let it take over us??? We should be angry, they should understand. The peaceful approach isn’t effective in situations like that
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@phinphinphinp
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@BlogXilla one is attractive, one isn’t. it’s pretty simple tbh
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@JustinNnadiukwu @Chosen4r @poeticsoul17 @PraDrew Y’all must be short lmao there is no reason whatsoever being asked how tall you are should make you feel insulted in the slightest. Stop being so insecure lol
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@phinphinphinp
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@LeeX216A @FittsBryce @XXL Wait when did he say he doesn’t care? I didn’t catch that part. And truthfully, he probably doesn’t care about tennis. This is a business transaction
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@fredrickthuglis @champthepen I’m mad I never caught onto this until now
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@theashleyray @daddyluver69 what’s his number?
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@PepperCompinc @StreetsyB we still have bills
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@ItsJustDimples LMAOOOOO “my $20”
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@Diamondhydeia @SonoAnthony how is it his fault? i don’t get it. everyone coming after him instead of her LMAOOO
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@phinphinphinp
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@AnarchyHabitat @nygee973 @MrSilkySmooth24 interesting. the only thing i ever see about it in the bible is being sexually immoral and even then it doesn’t sound like sex before marriage. it describes it more as don’t be a hoe. i mean god told us to be fruitful and multiply but didn’t say after you’re married
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@avatarccmoney i was so shook when she said “we”
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@fauxfresh The Ecko Unltd 😖😖😖
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@phinphinphinp
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@HoodSocialism @Jay_Piff @IAmShannonAli yes. but it says single mothers are automatically considered a breadwinner. no matter how much they make. and they’re also considered a breadwinner if they only make 40% of the income. it’s all very misleading
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@phinphinphinp
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Then he ends up fucking your life up instead and all of a sudden men ain’t shit
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@YannaaRose man idk if i’m just high but this shit makes no sense. how you a broke millionaire?
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@Bearky058 @xviiier @britcaroo what does this have to do with anything? did you not see the white guy that shot two police officers in oklahoma a few days ago??? you’re literally trying to justify white people crimes
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@phinphinphinp
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APPARENTLY THIS NIGGA LMAO @Yourboy_sims
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i used to enjoy being called daddy but after a recent pregnancy scare, i would like to be called uncle instead
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I'm never gonna get this http://t.co/PQk7lA7Bfc
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@luuvbtaylor @Commuter29 @_westfitts @NOHOESJ4Y @Sam72224726 @leeanaamhm @moIIls Man I was sitting here trying to figure out how in the hell you had it last summer and then it hit me how long ago summer was
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Afraid of losing something that isn't mine
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@keysmashdotjpg @AbsoluteGarbag7 @squishsauce @whyremindme @irlsanri0 Yeah but your friends aren’t your therapist. That was one thing I had to learn. Just because they’re your friend doesn’t mean they have to be there through stuff. Not everyone knows how to handle it and can make it worse trying to help
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@BedrosGesaratsi @erickvargasLA if they don’t say anything, they’ll be criticized. when do do say something, they’re criticized. even if it was for money, just let the message get out and stop criticizing. that’s the problem now
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@phinphinphinp
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@subnegro4 you from hollywood?
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@__Emkei @BentNevaBroken @dxtou @Papa_Suave @obamasplaylist @tilelataimua @JoeyDaSkater bro it’s so funny that i just saw this exact same conversation a little higher in the thread
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@phinphinphinp
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@RubbaBG_ Please for the love of god go outside for a little bit
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@phinphinphinp
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came into 2016 single and depressed, leaving 2016 single and depressed 😌🤘🏾
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@_OhAces again ma’am, that is poor pussy management. fuck someone you actually know
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@Ryno55380919 @JustinNnadiukwu @Chosen4r @poeticsoul17 @PraDrew Why would you have to be insecure about something you have no control over for one? And she also didn’t say anything else. Just simply, how tall are you. 5’8 may have been the height she’s looking for. You can be insecure, just don’t project your insecurities lol
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@MamaPurp_ @carrotiana @unrulylate @kitteeen4 That’s just your experience. Find a guy that likes you. There are sooo many men out there that won’t glorify basic looking white women just like there are men that will glorify basic looking black women. People just like to feel like a victim for some reason
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@uhpanda @eliteluckygamer @Crisovan_ @zachkoeller @Lilpeep don’t you mean lil peep? it’s ok tho. common typo i see all the time. autocorrect is dumb
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@subnegro4 i used google and it didn’t tell me they had adults perform sexual acts on their children, however, boosie did so i really don’t understand the comparison
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@MulattoJesus3 ayo this man is just genuinely good dude and i feel kinda bad for him but i can tell you grew up in a healthy household with no scammers
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@SweetSasha_ @5yrus_ @V444LERIE I just wish people would understand that everyone is different. I’ve seen a ridiculous amount of women talk about how fast they’ll move on to the next nigga and I’ve also seen a similar amount say that they can’t date for years. There is no one size fits all
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@enita_u @ethalthadon Very unfortunate that that happens, honestly, but it is also irrelevant to what I’m asking
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@subnegro4 wait which adults did they arrange to perform sexual acts on their children?
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@TherealCGx2 @Jaybethatguy_ @_adchay @YAKISACHI I’m sorry I think you got this a little backwards love. Straight niggas are always talking about their hoes, the gay ones die and everyone finds out they had 3 boyfriends
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@1lilhot nigga you’re having sex lmao congratulations?? shit still crooked
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