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Joined February 2024
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totally not tired. guna watch a philm in bed. BYE LOVERS.
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“why didnt u cantch me :(“. dan: I TRIED!!!! YOU WERE JUST RLLY HEAVY!!!!!. phil: i thought u were shaking ur ass for me 🤷♂️.
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sister daniel being shipped w/ regular blonde phil, father philip, devil phil, AND cowgirl phil? can we let her rest.
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the clueless boyfriend u brought when dnp start fucking raw on stage is gonna be real confused.
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rlly unfair dnp refuse to get drunk on youtube but dan got to hang out w/ Phentanyl Phil.
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didnt one crowd choose the cake option n we found out it was the gayest one.
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every story abt meeting phil is like Hes so sweet 🥺hes very considerate what a beautiful person…. and every story abt meeting dan is like Hes rlly annoying 😐he wont stop talking😐he farts.
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this is so funny bc some of their old vids look like pandering if u thought they were straight. dan showed off his haru body pillow multiple times in 2016.
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WAITT you’ve opened my eyes i did not notice how pale their old lighting made them look LMAO hospital lighting in pinof10… ur right it’s way better now 😭😭 they actually look alive…
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phil i knew you still had it in u… literally Weird Experimental 2009 Phil but with budget and experience
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2014-2016 dinof was kinda peak mostly bc dan had his finger on the PULSE when it came to the internet/fandom… like unfortunately it aged his vids, but at the time it was trendy n relevant n it makes sense why he got 100k notes on random shit he posted on tumblr.
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hes still liking these kinds of tweets even w likes hidden…. he has such true whimsy… a real “:3” man.
Phil Lester liked this for everyone who wanted to know if he did!
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if i had a nickel for every time dan and phil posted on a presumed dead channel with a skit abt resurrection n religion id have 2 nickels.
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“dan and phil vs the world” is such a crazy n gay name for a tour like why was that even in the drafts i feel sick it was them against everyone.
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when dnp post a video where they are obvs testing out new boundaries n displaying a certain amount of trust in their audience, you should reevaluate why you’d assume they’re being forced or are uncomfortable w/ it. do u want them to be afraid of their audience forever?.
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HOW TO BEFRIEND YOUR FAVOURITE INTERNET STARS YOU ARE THAT BITCH!!!!!!!
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so glad everyones watching dnp videos chronologically bc i did that back in december n got gems like
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this is crazy when u think abt how phil would make dan immortal w/ him if he could.
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so fucked there’s no birthday stream coming up we need another one… dil bday stream idk.
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the Implications… ii poster had them shocked, thrusted into the spotlight w 1 mic vs this pic having them cover the tvs, showing their real selves over their digital ones YUP!
the color palette of this new tour is toooo good… like sorry probably the best one so far. ii & wad mainly used black as the main w red & orange as the accents… but not its just overwhelmingly blue & phil YUPPPP.
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omg do u guys think hes gonna come out.
@royalsdnp ik too many planets aligning at once and that's not even counting for what's straight after.
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theyre dropping hints that theyre a couple by saying theyre a couple.
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writing fic for a place you’ve never been in is so funny… why tf am i researching london underground travelcard prices? no ones gonna check that?.
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d&p take a selfie w/ a random couple n we learn that phil n one of the guys have been friends since the comet wiped out the dinosaurs.
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sincerely believe he was doing improv for most of his screentime here.
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i shit on dnp for merging the ii manila dates turns out they were almost arrested. i shit on them for the tour turns out phil was dying ok my bad then sorry ig.
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you may peel oranges for ur loved ones but do u get deliveroo of the same meal they had so u ate the same thing together? do u ask ur mom not to include chocolate in the cake shes baking bc they cant have chocolate? do u have frydays? are u as perfect as ranch?.
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“u described him as a friend” “actually we’re divorced” 😭hes actually so funny.
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the blood on phils chest…. dan carved his heart out…. omfg…. homosexuality
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“where did the squirrel bite you” “in florida” top 10 funniest things phil has ever said.
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genuinely how did i make this what was i on.
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dan and phil truly raised their fanbase. i mean their ship name is in the word orphan.
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stereos are still one of the best dnp content out there i just listened to phil say that dans more likely to recognize a p3nis drawing on the snow bc hes gay… hes so observant.
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love this moment so much. u get this long shot of phil going in and ur under the assumption that dan’s the one filming … but then he gets in frame. its kinda spooky i love it
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the only reason we found out this was the gayest one bc someone got a recording of it btw. no one was gonna believe a bunch of phannies who say “phil handfed dan cake while saying open wide for captain lester” … recordings are important 🤓.
didnt one crowd choose the cake option n we found out it was the gayest one.
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can u imagine dnp filming that making up lore that haha we got possessed by demons n now we’re doing all this weird stuff n then they look at everyone’s analysis n its just calling them gay.
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that was actually very cool i cant lie. get them an indie horror budget?.
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thinking abt when phil talked abt seeing the bury your gays trope during his childhood ☹️.
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the way dan melt at the start is killing me even HE wasnt prepared lmfao
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dan wanting to move out bc he was too comfortable w/ phil + phil being his escape in gay and not proud… “we totally failed to finish the q&a video…but it's because we were busy being happy”
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scared to sleep bc what if i wake up n theyve fed each other chocolate strawberries on main or something crazy.
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“im restarting my life again 😁……. let’s add dan howell to the story” hes sick. hes crazy. we always talk abt dan waxing poetry abt them but god phil is just as insane.
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showing ur new apartment layout on younow live is crazy wtf was wrong w them
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phil telling dan that some of his yaps are boring n cutting them out of videos is so fucking funny.
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somehow this is gayer than carving phils heart out. u mean while phil was dying he touched dans chest? okay
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phil booping his nose as hes dying hes sooooo silly.
Okay everyone is talking about the handprint on the shirt, but what about the perfect little boop of blood on his nose?!?!?.Or is it a shadow?.
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when ppl thought they were fucking in the bushes bc phil was taking pics of his new merch line.
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wdym pj said he wasn’t involved in slime… dan and phil actually summoned baphomet?.
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