I forgot to tell y'all! I'm bout to be a PA PA!!! This was the best news ever!! And it's a girl!! My son is excited and nervous🤣🤣 I know he's going to be a great father! My first grand baby!!♥️
My boy posted this but ima repost it bc I wanna know how y’all feel!! Hey ladies, A man puts this together for you, you staying or leaving? I wanna hear your thoughts!
Ladies!!! By a show of hands!!! How many of y’all actually enjoy cooking and bringing your significant other his or her meal with his beverage and the remote?? Key word! ENJOY!!!
I was walking by this very attractive woman in target and she gave me the eye and I done fell into the fuckin mannequin and hit the floor! We both was in here rolling😂😂 I was gone ask her for her number but ima head out!!!😂😂 my got damn hip hurt like hell
My home girl was telling me that the reason that I’m single, is because I’m picky! But is me wanting you to have your own car, your own place and a job picky? I feel like those are the basic things that a grown woman should have! Am I wrong?🤷🏿♂️
I put my 2 weeks notice in Wednesday and every time one of my nosey ass co workers ask me where I'm going, I tell them I'm going to do porn and then they go and tell the next person. This shit is hilarious. I am having a ball with this🤣🤣
Did y’all pay rent or mortgage yesterday? Shit stupid honestly! I paid rent, car insurance and car payment yesterday! Don’t nobody talk to me today!🙄🙄🤣🤣
So me and my son work at the same place and we get off work every night and sit on the hood of my car and just talk about life! Im just so proud of him! Hard worker, he’s good to his ol lady and he’s a wonderful father to his daughter!
I done downloaded this dating app like my daughter told me and I’m scrolling thru this woman’s pictures and this mf pregnant! At least she was honest tho! Let me delete this app lmao
Poont poont steady cussin ain’t it😂😂😂 ol cute self😂😂 my girls had me so wrapped and still do but that grand baby that’s on the way gone have me in her hand
I follow my unc on fb and when I say him and auntie got the best relationship! They go everywhere together! Thats what the fuck I want. I want my ol lady to be my best friend!!!
Ok y’all I need help! I am very overprotective with my kids especially with my girls! I had to check my bm the other day bc you got my 11 year old out here with a full face! I made her wipe that shit off so quick and she said I was out of line! How?🤷🏿♂️
Not my 10 year old daughter telling me I ain’t got no game🤣🤣 girl I got all the game🤣🤣 she was like give me your best line when you wanna ask a girl out! This has been going on for 30 minutes 🤣
Visiting hours are from 9-9 and ima be up flying to the hospital to see my baby! Son ft me and she was justa screaming lol and I called her name and she opened her eyes and stopped crying! Y’all come get me😂