Gonna do a 2024 Match Review Thread because I’m bored, I’m unoriginal, and because I’ve been aching to review stuff again for the first time in 10yrs.
Ratings ***+ will be here.
Tweet will contain the match. QT will contain more thoughts if I decide to include any.
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This was beautiful, but it still doesn’t explain why you flushed all OUR COCAINE DOWN THE TOILET,
KAREN. WHY DID YOU DO THAT
KAREN? THAT WAS WORTH
$60,000 THAT WAS ALL THE
MONEY WE HAD, KAREN! WHY DID
YOU DO THAT? WHY? OH MY GOD.
OH MY GOD.
I am utterly shattered to hear this terrible news about my Ray.
I can be anywhere in the world & people will come up & tell me their favorite movie is Goodfellas. Then they always ask what was the best part of making that movie. My response has always been the same…Ray Liotta.
Kevin Kelly slowly peeling back the layers to reveal himself to be a piece of shit is great for those of us who have just never liked the dude. This is a great victory for us, the haters.
People hating Punk so much that they’re tricking themselves into thinking Jungle Boy is some great wrestler is a hilarious thing to watch unfold in real time.
FWIW: Eddie is one of my absolute favorites. I relate to him a lot. I too have struggled with mental health issues and Eddie has championed that cause for many years. This tweet was made in genuine concern for one of my all time faves. And I know he’ll be ok. He’s the king.
Just figured out that when Diamond Dallas Page’s theme said “Yo it’s me it’s me it’s DDP” literally spells out his initials 😭
(D)iamond
(D)allas
(P)age
WWE’s REALLY BIG WEEK:
- Cuckholding!
- Losing to AEW
- Kofi jobbed out
- Cuckholding!
- OMG MAINSTREAM SPORTS STARS
- Falsely advertising Sting, Austin and Undertaker
- Cuckholding!
- Only 3 announced PPV matches
- Ortons n bomb
- THAT GOD DAMN HIAC
- Twist: WERE THE REAL CUCKS
@Maffewgregg
I was so hyped for this becoming a super team and then finally getting that 1v1 feud but Bray got hurt in this match and then it was dropped. Bummer.
@MengsMullet
Side note. Always wanted Dusty to be revealed to be the guy who blew up the limo simply so he could say “I wined and dined with kings and queens, and I’ve blown up assholes limousines”. Totally irrelevant but still.
Let’s end the discourse now.
Terry Funk is infinitely better than Shawn Michaels.
Forget anyone else that’s being talked about.
Terry Funk is better than Shawn Michaels. And not by a close margin.
You should be able to realize this even if you are a fan of Shawn Michaels.
All I wanted to do after work was relax, watch the Sixers game and have a beer, and YouTube TV is fucking me. Now I’m going to have to worship the devil.
lol one time the co-booker of our efed started a phone sex relationship with one of our top female rp’ers and they ended up meeting in person for a weekend filled with poppers and weird sex and then she pulled a knife on him
@sneedo
Tweeted out genuine concern for one of my favorites who I know battles mental health issues? Yeah. Real piece of shit thing to do. You’ve got me.
An incredible write up by Joseph here with a great primer on just a small portion of other wrestling that is currently going on right now or even stuff from the past you can sink your teeth into. There’s so much good stuff happening or has happened, you can enjoy it all!
@Justin_SofOK
Brother. Like? Dude. Is Typhon trying to roll me up and get over on me dude? Do we have to settle this in the pantheons of Olympus brother?