@DavidFoxOfEarth @revenant_MMXX A similar thing happened to me, and I did just that. It's a fun anecdote, though. "Have you ever been so mad, you bought a 10-ton hydraulic press?"

@Slatzism OK, so doing awful sexual things to her was legal because they were married. Sure. But, he killed her. Surely, that's manslaughter at the very least.

@pipkinpippa The moment someone tried to murder her by pushing her in front of a train, all blame for her actions is transferred to the person who tried to PUSH HER IN FRONT OF A TRAIN.

@SlyPerformer In high school, I went on a date with a friend. Afterward, she told me she used the date to decide she was a lesbian. A month or two later, she was dating a guy on her wrestling team.

@fishthe904 @USPS How does that even happen? Did they run it over with a forklift?

@neiltyson "Curious" It's not curious. You know why. You're just a midwit who never grew out of his edgy teenage atheist phase but somehow lucked into fame by being kinda good enough at science and simplifying it for people to attract media attention.

@halospacedog1 @TopGyaru

@SlowSlo27611679 @halospacedog1 @TopGyaru You're right. The athletic, introverted girl obsessed with military history and machinery couldn't possibly be a Tomboy.

@American_T_Rex @jonvx0 I studied History and Sociology. Took a class on History of Technology. Turns out it was a class meant for engineers. It was like being back in middle school history class. Doing STEM doesn't mean you're smarter than Humanities students.

@the_StrayWolf @KirscheVerstahl @PoltFan69 Can't believe a shitposter with CancerAIDS is one of the most important people in recent history

@DocStrangelove2 Learn from Canada. You are not immune. They will come for it eventually.

@DocStrangelove2 This turk shotty is pretty good. Kinda hard to mess up a break action, though.

@lui_major @ReviewsPossum Too much reliance on two words. Knife Ears is a classic exception, but for the most part, you want to stick to single words for slurs. Otherwise, you end up sounding silly, like when they try to insult whites with dumb stuff like Mayo Muncher or Vanilla Gorilla. It has no impact.

@kanyewest Cool story, bro

@LookAtMyMeat1 They routinely lose against normal humans with present-day or near future tech. Nearly every sci-fi or fantasy setting would be a struggle for them.

@WeaponsVault That's preposterous... I drive a Subaru Forester.

@8trius @WallyNox6 @GameOverStation You knew the answer, so what purpose did asking the AI serve?

@elonmusk If you convince them cancel the F-35, I swear to God you'll be the Stupidest Motherfucker to ever live.

@fordnation You. Have. A. Majority. Do it now, Asshole.

@PandasAndVidya But it's SO tempting... Wait, uh-