Peter Berkes
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Made a moment to store my recipes for easy access on here. I would be thrilled if you subscribed to my newsletter and also shared with your friends. Thanks!
⚡️ “GOOD RECIPES TO EAT” by
@peterberkes
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Celtics fans getting ready for prime time
‘I’m About to Ruffle Some Feathers With This One,’ Says Man About to Use Hate Speech:
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Tim Walz revealing to millions that one of the strongest personality types a man can have is “good natured defensive coordinator”
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Fellas, we’ve all been there. You have 5 high test beers and wake up to find the Wikipedia article for the great Mongol general Subutai open on your phone. Tale as old as time.
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Big non-con games like Penn State-Auburn are one of the best things about college football. Stop putting games like this in Dallas and Atlanta, for the love of god.
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Falcons fans seeing everyone talk about how much the team sucks
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Stefon identifying January 6th participants
“You, you, you, you, and you… Shut the f**k up."
Stefon Diggs to Patriots fans 💀💀
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Feel awful for Tee Higgins. He did nothing wrong but has got to feel like the loneliest guy in the world tonight. Hope his teammates and support system can pick him up.
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Single Josh Allen tattooing softballs out of a AAA ballpark less than 24 hours after getting twisted up at the Derby, we are so back
OB1 doing QB1 things🤯
HE LAUNCHES THE BALLS TO THE HIGHWAY!
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I’ve had a couple beers and I won’t shut the fuck up about this
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Happy one year anniversary to this javelina absolutely hauling ass through town
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Me listening to the new Pusha T after dropping my daughter off at daycare
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No real preference for Chiefs-Bengals, I just hope something stupid happens that makes one of those fan bases mad all off-season. It’s a simple request.
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I can’t begin to tell you how valuable it is to get random mid game tweets about college games that ended 24+ hours ago. Twitter has nailed it once again.
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About to go to Lowe's with the 🗣️🗣️ NEW WHIP get loud for Subaru Dads
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It’s really dispiriting how quickly meaningful protest was turned into flavorless unity branding gruel.
The Green Bay Packers, Chicago Bears, and some fans in the stadium linked arms during the national anthem Thursday night
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Wow Jarvis Landry is fired up to get revenge on the Bills for [checks notes] the time he ended Aaron Williams' career for no reason.
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Penn State-Ole Miss crowd is like if they invited Republicans from other planets to the RNC.
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Realtime look at the Biden campaign group chat
@rainyshore
"anyone else plotting against their sultan ? 😳"
You have been kicked from grand vizier chat
You have been added to grand vizier chat (secret)
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Never forget how
@edsbs
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My two year old just walked up to me and handed me this before very sweetly asking “can you open this for me?”
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Dude where is my car
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My Popeyes experience just now:
-Was told there were no sandwiches
-Gave me a sandwich anyway
-Forgot my biscuit
-The Coke machine wasnt working
-They undercharged me by like $5
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Bills just won the division for the first time since I was 10 and I’m thinking about becoming real god damn obnoxious
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What I think I'll look like if I grow my hair out vs what I actually look like
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2021 we’re normalizing tickling your homies
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Drinking a beer in bed after finishing another day with my beautiful angel children
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REPORTER: Justin Fields threw for 6 touchdowns tonight, any comment on his performance?
DABO: The 6 weren’t good, but the real number that’s hurting us is this 5G.
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The turning point when America decided to take coronavirus seriously was a Jazz-Thunder game
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The Dutch are soft. Orange is the worst color. They’re all named like Glupp Shitto. Get the fuck outta here.
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Von Miller should go to jail for this
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why
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The blessings have truly rained down upon me. Ordered a five piece tenders at Popeyes and received no less than 11. Never taking another L.
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Ohio State is dumb as hell for playing ball with the NCAA. Deny everything and never give an inch to these cretins and you'll win.
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Haven't been posting cause I've been too present, distracted by the moment. Sorry but thank you.
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Do not talk to me unless your squad has won a concacaf nations league
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Oh you like Ohio State?? How many Fox Racing shirts do you own?
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Every day someone comes on here and reveals that they were born 2 years ago
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Just did the math on our first full week of daycare for two kids. 85% of my take home pay every week now goes to daycare. And I have a good job. Nice country we’ve got here, can’t imagine why people aren’t having as many kids.
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@edsbs
Intro press conference where he seemed genuinely taken aback by someone referencing “devils”
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Hey everyone, this is Emma. Everybody’s doing great, and we couldn’t be happier.
@sashmouse
is a powerhouse, in absolute awe of her.
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Tony Romo brother it was nice knowing you but you have incoherently murmured through your last Super Bowl
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"I trust Mr. McMahon will find the parties responsible for this shocking ambush and hold them fully accountable."
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I know everybody thinks 0-5 Penn State beating Michigan is kind of funny, but let me assure you, it’s extraordinarily funny
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Would dearly love to never hear multi-millionaire coaches bellyaching about money in college football ever again.
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In news that should delight both fanbases, the logos in georgia-notre dame spell out GND in honor of the green new deal
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Do I love the Bills? Yes.
Do I respect them? Absolutely not.
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You have to be an absolute sick person to pray for Kim Mulkey's downfall
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How we need to treat the Sabres vs how we need to treat the Bills
Bills need to win the Super Bowl this year to stay relevant because it's a Sabres town again.
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I watched several minutes of an Aussie rules game at 3 am on Saturday night and I am now 100% convinced we should be playing that instead of American football
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My LinkedIn feed is all guys I knew in college that blacked out 4 nights a week talking about market volatility.
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I have checked the photos and I can now confirm that I took an airboat tour with Lana Del Ray’s husband in 2015. Saw him grab a nutria out of zero-visibility water by its tail.
Lana Del Rey got married to alligator tour guide Jeremy Dufrene today.
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Hardly the first person to say it but Ohio State/Michigan in snow flurries is visually stunning, truly ideal. If you disagree you’re wrong and need to grow up.
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Can you even imagine being a like, 30 year old Cowboys fan? Everyone thinks you’re an asshole, and all the team’s done your whole life is stab you in the back. Horrendous.
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My body yelling at me as I go from coffee to several beers and now back to coffee without having a drop of water
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Honestly Belichick and the Falcons makes a ton of sense. No team in the NFL is more suited to run the triple option like he’s always wanted. A ready made home for his old timey perversions.
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You guys only hate Brian Kelly because he’s so fucking hot
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Don’t really care who is in the playoff, my only interest is in getting a Michigan-Ohio State rematch so those fanbases can have a complete psychotic break
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Mark Dantonio keeps his house at 44 degrees and driving rain year round. He was born for this.
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I just leveled up to my next Dad level and you know I had to do it to em
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The cool thing about b a rs t o ol is they've managed to create a readership that is somehow both violently racist and misogynist while also being pathetic bootlickers. Very cool.
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Just took my daughter to her first dentist appointment and I'd like one of those 144 oz beers from bourbon st in a cup shaped like an ass, if you're wondering how it went
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@DrewFrogger
@actioncookbook
The next time Ash leaves for prolonged period I’m going to order an irresponsible amount of pizza and play video games until precisely 15 minutes before she gets home
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“I feel bad for our Mormon friends. They can’t drink, and this game’ll drive you to it.”
HAIL MUSBURGER
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Just spilled like 150 qtips before 7 am because the pack wasn’t sealed shut. As a result, I am officially Thinking About Those Friday Beers
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Chris Jones making the play and slightly disrupting the throw to Shakir saved KC’s season. He was open. Sometimes the other team makes a play. Sucks but that’s what happened.
All year "Let Josh be Josh. Stop being conservative"
Now "How could he NOT throw the checkdown ?"
Because.....
It was right read. Shakir was open. Diggs route isn't even part of his progression
And.... It's Josh Freakin Allen
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Can we make Jalen Ramsey the Bills GM like, 24 months ago
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Thinking about copping these Concerned Facebook Status Lows
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@P4AHCF
Wow that's crazy. Hey ever think about how insanely evil it is to push people into high deductible plans when most people can't afford a surprise $400 expense?
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@alex_kirshner
Great call, I’d also love to come back as a bright eyed 17 year old that gets air holed at Verdun after a 20 year old rich kid that’s clearly pissed his pants blows the whistle and sends me and all my friends over the top
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I mean, yes, Tennessee built expectations to insane levels before cratering badly, but at least Butch Jones has a 6 year old's haircut
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To Protect And Serve, Unless Our Feelings Are Hurt
BREAKING: Santa Clara Police Union sends letter to
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It’s really hard to function seeing videos and reports from a war zone, and then look at a bunch of work spreadsheets and pdfs. I don’t think our brains were designed to handle this level of information.
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The Associated Press suggests that Donald Trump may be in significant criminal jeopardy for misrepresenting the value of a property he owns in an attempt to secure a loan to buy the Buffalo Bills in 2014.
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Amazing how quickly I went from having no opinion about Trae Young to wanting to flush him out a space station airlock
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I would like to be run over by a grain thresher
Stunned by this: The Bills passed on drafting Patrick Mahomes (and Deshaun Watson) because Sean McDermott was a new coach who spent his time focusing on his defense and didn't leave enough time to evaluate players at the most important position
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