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jen, queer, english, leftist, romance enthusiast, tv fanatic, occasional writer/vidder. all my opinions are the right ones actually.

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jen 🎃
3 years
I just love ships where they’re both like: “This is the most annoying person in the world. And, unfortunately, I am deeply in love with them.”
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2 years
“Slow burn” used to MEAN SOMETHING. I’m talking several 22-episode seasons elapsing before a ship gets together. It’s about the ANTICIPATION.
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2 months
imo My Lady Jane was (significantly) better than Bridgerton s3, and I’m just so BAFFLED that people will watch the latter for the period drama romance but not the former!!! How is there an audience for one and not the other?!
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3 years
Anthony, being a slut: I AM A GENTLEMAN!!!!!
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2 years
A ship that kisses in episode SEVEN of the first season of a show is not a “slow burn” lmaooooo
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1 year
Sorry but why is nobody in the notes saying this. It is part of the historical canon.
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What’s a tumblr post that’s so embedded in your head that you can’t help but make shorthand reference to in real life? For me it’s this one
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1 year
The Bear writers: Don’t ship it Me: BUT——
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4 months
what's so funny to me about takes like this is that they just fully ignore alllllll of the many many platonic relationships between men and women ON THIS EXACT SHOW to shout down people who like the idea of syd/carmy being romantic.
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Good. It is GOOD to have examples on tv of people who are intimate but not romantic. This is a side of friendship that we love to pretend can’t exist on screen between men and women!
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3 years
the whole of europe just said they were horny for the rocker italians and you know what i respect that
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4 months
amazon prime giving me maxton hall and my lady jane in the space of 6 weeks...... i've never said anything bad about prime in my LIFE......
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8 months
@hewantswealth Why should a tenant, who is already paying for your mortgage, pay for upgrades to YOUR property? Esp for something that can last a good 10+yrs when they could move out in the next year? It’s your legal responsibility to make your property habitable.
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6 months
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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10 months
@AuthorLMDavis You can’t “copyright” the concept of a power. Certainly not when you are nowhere near the first person to make character with that power. Do you think all stories about vampires are infringing on the copyright of Buffy? No, obviously not!
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2 years
All I want from Bridgerton s3 is for Anthony to be one of those really annoy newly married guys who just says “MY WIFE” every other sentence
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1 year
Love that the #NancyDrew fandom has decided to process the utter heartbreaking devastation of 4x03 by incessantly posting screenshots of Ace at any point during the show with the caption “he had feelings for her here” 💀
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2 years
OH GOD NOT AGAIN
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5 years
Imagine fucking up so badly your cast have to tweet shit like this #TheMagicians
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@tnewtondunn @BBCr4today Imagine thinking people disagreeing with your views is worse than decades of oppression, violence, prejudice, death that LGBT people have faced and continue to struggle with today. Can’t relate.
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1 year
ace: what hurts the most is that i lost a friend, over a stupid--like, not even a kiss! nancy:
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3 years
You know that you can just say that a gay man is attractive without bemoaning the fact that he is gay, right?
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3 years
I MISS THE CW’S NANCY DREW ITS ONLY BEEN TWO WEEKS
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1 year
cant stop rewatching the scene with the context of "will you solve this part of the mystery with me?" being like nace's version of a marriage proposal LIKE!!!!!! remember in s1 when nancy said "you know what's so romantic? solving a homicide! with me!" i mean???? 😭
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11 months
this is bc you cancelled nancy drew btw
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The Hollywood Reporter
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The CW Loses $60M in Latest Quarter As Nexstar Ad Sales Fall
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1 year
no but i cant get over nancy's face when ace said "that's what love does, it compromises our judgement" it's like nancy.exe stopped working
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1 year
No but did you notice that Ace had the tiniest little hint of a smile as he was listing off the bottle and the barometer BECAUSE he had just realised that he was RIGHT, he had Figured It Out, and it also meant that Nancy DOES love him… I’ll never recover from this. #nancydrew
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1 year
actually laughing hysterically at tristan being like "wow you're my soulmate, you're my light" and nancy is like BLANK FACED and staring over his shoulder at ace dknskjdgb
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1 year
Nancy Drew is *the* spiritual successor to Buffy and it deserves way more recognition than it gets. It’s funny, smart, spooky, deals with loads of real world issues with attention and care, and is so filled with friendship and love and romance. I ADORE IT 😭
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Katie Glass ☽
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Say something good about this show!!!
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1 year
What’s wild to me is that Nancy Drew got better ratings than Riverdale on The CW network, but Riverdale absolutely smashed it on streaming. Like why would The CW NOT want more of its shows airing internationally on Netflix when you’ve seen how big the audience gets when they do??
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1 year
s1 nancy: i will not tell anyone anything about my life or emotions. actually i dont even have emotions. s4 nancy: anyway here's my traumatic backstory, let me communicate my feelings to you real quick we love an emotionally mature queen 👑
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1 year
Need an episode of ND where Nace are possessed by two married ghosts who are obsessed with each other and the rest of the Drew Crew have to spend the whole episode doing shenanigans to stop them from accidentally triggering the Nace curse shdhwduehshsk
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1 year
TV writers that recognise their characters and actor’s chemistry and the reactions of the fans and write accordingly >>>>>>>>
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4 months
"um we should have platonic friendships between men and women actually" yeah! we should! that's why i like syd and ritchie, syd and marcus, nat and ritchie, tina and everyone, nat and carmy's sibling dynamic etc etc etc.
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seeing romance between the hot leads of the same age who spend all their time together, and who's relationship is the emotional heart of the show, where the show's own writers made a point of contrasting carmy's relationship with syd vs. his GIRLFRIEND..... is not a reach!
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1 year
The way that, in the future, Nancy’s medical examiner contact will be….. her boyfriend 😭🥹
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2 years
Sisi Stringer and Kieron Moore *INVENTED* chemistry
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1 year
ace said fuck romeo and juliet the real romance is choosing to live and hope the other person finds love and companionship elsewhere even if it hurts
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@tnewtondunn @BBCr4today Remember when it was illegal to be a Tory? When you could be arrested or killed for it? When you got kicked out of your house? Or couldnt get married or have kids? Or the high rates of homelessness and suicide of tory youth? Yeah, me neither.
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This is so bittersweet. For the last ever time, we get to say: IT’S WEDNESDAY, MY DREWDS!!!! ❤️🕵️‍♀️👻✨😭
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1 year
Cant believe Ace made Nancy cry this much VOLUNTARILY…… Actually starting an Ace hate campaign right now
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1 year
Ace really said “I don’t think Gil is the best person for you” with his WHOLE CHEST while hiding how he really felt for Nancy…… god.
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1 year
Love that the former Bellarkes are like “well, as long as Nancy doesn’t SHOOT ACE TO DEATH then I’ll be happy” dlskhlsjlfjlfp
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1 year
How did The CW go from having bangers like Buffy and Smallville and Gilmore Girls and Charmed and One Tree Hill and Gossip Girl all airing at the same time to… a bunch of random reality shows and reruns of imported shows..? Like what in the mediocrity????
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@marcusjdl When people try to prove they’re actually poor and include putting money in savings as an “expense” as if they don’t still very much have that money in their bank account to use as they please 😂
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1 year
the people need to know @kennedymcmann
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1 year
Imagine watching this and then having to wait 1yr 4months to a resolution and THEY JUST KEEP BREAKING UP AGAIN AND AGAIN instead 😭😭😭
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1 year
I am very worried about the fact that Nancy, George, and Bess all breathed in that weird smoke stuff from the roundel AND the fact that there were three skulls in the artefact room… 😵‍💫
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3 years
the woman was too stunned to speak! #nancydrew
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1 year
SHUT UPPPPPPPPP
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1 year
Tired: Ace letting the ferret go was him being petty Wired: Ace letting the ferret go was symbolic of him letting go of the idea that he can go back to his previous relationship with Nancy as if nothing has changed between them
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1 year
The way just a SINGLE FRAME of this scene reduces me to TEARS
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1 year
dying over the fact that ace knows NOTHING. he doesn't know about the 2x18 dreamscape or her going to his house. he doesn't know about the 3x04 sandman dream. he doesn't know about the vision in 3x13. and she's lied to him for 2 MONTHS about her feelings. he is REALLY in the dark
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1 year
no but from ace's perspective it's like a romance novel come to life. a HS crush he never thought would ever speak to him becomes his friend when they start working together years later. then they become friends and she falls for him too and then they end up together! ROMANCE!!!
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1 year
I think the Nancy Drew fandom is gonna have some sort of collective, international hallucination at 8pm EST tonight like it’s that serious
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sorry but there was a way to write sydcarmy where it could never be interpreted as romantic but having carmy calm down from a panic attack by thinking about syd AND having syd say things like "i need your focus, i don't want to share it [with claire]" was NAWT the way.
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1 year
just imagining amanda bobbsey runnning into nace on the street and being like I KNEW THERE WAS A VIBE!!!!!!!
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1 year
I can’t believe that once Riverdale and Nancy end this summer that is fully fully THE END of The CW and it’s silly little show era…… goodbye goodbye goodbye…. You were bigger than the whole sky….
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1 year
The fact that she called out this moment as when he started to like her…….. she’s just like me
ace had feelings for nancy when he drank poison for her… IM FINE😹😹
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1 year
i've connected the dots.........
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2 years
When I tell you I put my hands over my face and SCREAMED when this happened…
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1 year
Obsessed with her “who me??? steal a bag of teeth from the morgue??? no….” shrug.
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1 year
ace being like "let me just check... am i dying or dead???? nope! gonna go back to kissing my girl now"
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WE ARE NOT GOOD ACE THIS IS TOO MUCH 😭😭 #nancydrew | #nace
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1 year
Laughing so much that the MOMENT she could, Nancy put her hands in Ace’s hair. She’s never beating the obsessed allegations.
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1 year
4x07 Nace; We’ll take our space 4x08 Nace:
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1 year
Since Kennedy isn’t here to say it: IT’S WEDNESDAY MY DREWDS!!! ✨❤️🕵️‍♀️
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1 year
Nace fans during 401-412: Tristan is handsome I guess Nace fans ahead of 413: DEATH!!! DEATH TO THE LOBSTER MAN!!!!!
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1 year
Very weird to see people saying Ace had no development or even regressed this episode when… it was possibly the most character development he’s had all season. That boy was going through it and had some Big Realisations about himself and his rship with Nancy.
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Oh me? I’m spoken for. No, I’m not dating anyone in the traditional sense. I’ve just been hung up on the love of my life for like four years and I’m selflessly sacrificing a potential future together so she can be safe and happy without me. Haha. Thanks for the invite though.
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1 year
guys remember "i felt something and i know you felt it too!" WHEN WILL ASSERTIVE ACE COME BACK FROM THE WAR 😭
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1 year
Laughing hysterically about Ace texting “great dress if it’s u” to Nancy in s1 lmaoo
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3 years
Just something so iconic about ships that go from “ugh I can’t stand you” to “you’re the love of my life” you know???
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1 year
ACE H!!!!!!!!!!! HARDY BOY CONFIRMED IAM SCREAMINNNNGNG NFNFBDBDDNBDBXB
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2 years
@Telegraph Oh so the rest of us should join a Union then? Good idea!
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Film Updates
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Jeremy Allen White and Ayo Edebiri have officially denied “any romantic implications” between their characters in the upcoming season of THE BEAR. (Source: )
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1 year
sorry but the "i'm growing on her" / "like a fungus, ace" interaction in early s1 is absolutely HYSTERICAL now that nancy is fully in love with that man........
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1 year
how could he do this to her dkjfbdjfb
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1 year
I would rather they never reveal Ace’s last name in canon than it be revealed for it to NOT be Hardy tbh
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1 year
putting my tin hat on to say that the PAUSE and the ZOOM IN on ace during the phone call at the end of 4x08 was The Moment where the black door started erasing shit... you can't tell me i am wrong!!!!!!
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1 year
Nancy literally twiddling her hair while looking at Ace SHE IS DOWN SO BAD
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1 year
i think--i THINK--we have the fave lines of the episode skjdgdgldb #NancyDrew
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1 year
Every week there is a 💀 emoji and every week we’re like “so who is going to DIE” as if the main plot of the season is not about eight reanimated corpses and one of the characters literally WORKS IN A MORGUE
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1 year
Nancy’s beanie and George’s crowbar making their final appearances 😭
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1 year
I know we’re like IN IT right now. We’re in the middle. In the dark night of the soul. And we have to ~ride the wave~ but. GOD. I miss Nace being friends so much. I miss their lil side missions and secret lil glances and being close to one another 😭
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In 3x09 when Nancy says “they just want to be together, forever” and then Park says “so you have been in love” and then it IMMEDIATELY cuts to Ace lying on the floor….poetic cinema.
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3 years
Who are these people bitching about Bridgerton s2 WITHOUT HAVING EVEN SEEN IT YET like genuinely go outside and get a GRIP!!
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3 years
Me watching Nancy Drew s4: is this foreshadowing? Is THIS foreshadowing? Is THIS FORESHADOWING!!!??
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1 year
Ace: I’m just going to avoid Nancy Also Ace: *just chills in her kitchen*
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3 years
remember "great dress if it's u" in 1x07... lmaooo. that boy already had a crush.
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1 year
i-it’s w-wednesd-day my d-drewds😭😭😭😭😭
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1 year
“What a gift to experience the pull of it’s love for her if only briefly” 💀
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1 year
Wtf were the Ted Lasso writers doing in that last season actually sldhdlsjlk
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jo
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what was it all for when they both didn’t end up with their lightning
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thinking about the moment where ace confronts nancy in 3x13 ("why did you hesitate, at the veil?") and she's on the verge of tears.... bc for NANCY? that was MINUTES after she was literally holding his dead body in her arms. and there he is standing in front of her. GODDDDDD.
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1 year
No but can you IMAGINE the way Ace’s heart would have BURST when he read this………
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That moment in Black Sails when you REALISE……. Nothing will ever compare
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1 year
Oh I desperately want Tristan to (mis)read the room and make a comment about Ace being Nancy’s “ex” lmao
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1 year
I don’t think that Nace accidentally killed a person and used the Black Door to cover it up. I DO think that something bad happened (potentially curse trigger) and Nancy erased it and ghost girly was a CONSEQUENCE of what and how the Black Door erased and changed things.
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Remember when this aired on 31 May after the show was off the air for 1yr and 4 months and I felt like I was literally DRUNK from the serotonin of it….. what a time
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great day to remember the whimper huh?
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1 year
cant believe we were robbed of ace proudly saying "that's my girl" while nancy is like. picking a lock or breaking and entering or something.
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1 year
literally anyone: this curse will kill ace if you ever act on your feelings for one another nancy: BUT IT DIDN'T!!!!!!!!
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1 year
A story in three parts:
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