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Joined May 2022
my life a movie and it’s written by Joss Whedon 💔
Puppy bowl just showed a chihuahua-German shepherd mix and, uh, I’ve got questions.
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@idahoshogun_420 they’re either awesome guys or reprehensible guys but even when they’re reprehensible guys there’s something you almost gotta respect about it because of how weather worn they are
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last night was an adaption of a william s burroughs novel
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patrick mahomes is blindfolded on his knees at midfield. roger goodell emerges from the locker rooms, makarov in hand
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cheated on my pillow with a vibrator now it’s taking the kids 💔
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@wrathfuljulia i feel like the shepherds when the archangel appeared to them whenever i look at you
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@hauntedchili i’m going to buy a wrx and carson and i are going to engage in escalating displays of oneupmanship until an incident that leads to both of our untimely demises which teaches everyone a lesson on the value of harmony and friendship
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