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Name something more embarrassing than going out for a family meal for your dads birthday being seated then the owner coming out and telling me I’m banned and the whole family having to leave 🤦🏻♂️ love being the family fuck up
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Your not a model you beg you pay people to to take pictures of you in your underwear then stick them on Instagram and then join up ‘only fans’ well done you got a fan called John who’s 60 year old wanking and stinking his finger in his belly button and smelling it looking at u🤨
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Did you see what i done walked into swing with white shoes came out with black ones
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When your self isolating and your bipola kicks in and the only thing to start on is your cock
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All my fucking Instagram stories are ‘Ops?’ Fuck of ya melts your 18+ year olds asking birds what they think of you yeah Dave you always look proper naughty Ellece tracksuit don’t speak lot nice boy etcccc grow the fuckkk upppp
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why do some girls purposly put their fag in a snapchat like its attractive? oh look she smokes marry me
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All good helping people out but as soon as it's the other way round who wants to know
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@ellroser
@neavepizzalax
@kimberlyxmartin
£20 a box 😰 for that price I’d want my canisters to fill the balloon the size off a double
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after you do a massive bump of ket in portaloo at a rave then look at yourself in them tiny mirrors they have
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being able to have seen bob marley live must have been the best thing in the world
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Jumping out the taxi at a festival and hearing the thumping in the distance
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i was having a really nice conversation with an american girl and then she called me daddy it was at this point i fucked off🏃🏼🏃🏼🏃🏼🏃🏼🏃🏼🏃🏼
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shoutout to the lass in atik who went to give chip a right over hand only to miss from 2ft away and wind me infront of 100 people
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dunno why people put '😍' on kim kim k's picture like shes gonna b like ay khloe look at jimmy 27 from glasgow hes a rocket ima pop up 😂😭
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working with a fella called kevin today lets see how many times we hear jokes then 'ya alright were kevin and perry' 🤦🏼♂️😶🙃
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curly lost his chain
josh lost his passport,sunglasses,one shoe
i lost my dignity
the only thing we didnt loose is curlys virginity
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so today might be the day where i finally pass level 2 functinol maths 3 and half years and 7 attemps later from my first go 😎😎
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so yeah everyone's at uni or got their apprenticeships and then theirs me 18 years old at college learning to climb ladders safely love life
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Brains fried just told the man in the shop I loved him instead of saying thank you
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who needed the strip club when we had
@clipson94
giving everyone a strip dance in the ring last night😂😂😂
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Don't understand why people were all their festival wristbands months after the festival finished , be careful luke 16 from Clacton....
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mate me sister woke me up at half 7 this morning fuck off ya divvy I only got in 25 min ago me eyes and hands are all over the gaff
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1️⃣Thing you gotta remember people can change in the matter of a click❗️
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going to a family members or family members friends wedding always seems so classy and sophisticated few drinks catch up with people smiles and tears but soon as my friends get married it'll end up a rave with the grooms nan on the k ,n the speech gonna have be in sign language🤣
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@bitchellie
@ElliotCain98
now that I’m unbanned I’d just like to show my support and apologise on behalf of me and Elliot and if It makes you feel better I’d like to invite you to watch me give that pink haired slut the best cunt punt you have ever seen you billie Eillsh looking shemale
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them friday nights when squad looking on point and the motives live
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brother always makes out his the good one only to come to find out his been excluded from school hahaha hold that then you ham sandwich 😂
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My cars dangerous in this weather only gotta give the acceleration abit of love and im doing donuts down the A12
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Remember when your mum would say ‘il slap you into next year?’ Yo is that offer still up for grabs
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You just gotta leave some people behind effort works both ways fuck em move on and up focus on yourself no one else❗️⬆️
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you know them ones when someone puts a picture up on insta of a top or shoes withe caption 'getting these soon'
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One thing that I will never learn is eating my lunch at half 8 because I’m peckish will not keep me going until dinner at 5pm as I’m tweeting this I’m just finishing off my sandwich 😩
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Why does Reece sound like the voiceover from them crime shows when the voice is changed for there protection
#loveisland
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Did georgia just say ‘ when you date someone you date other people as well to see who you like more’ nah mate that’s just you inspector loyal
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Morning after the first day out off lockdown Iv woke up with a black eye and banned from 2 pubs pukka
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i made it till 9
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cant belive in two / two half months it woulda been 3 years since i left school fuck where does time go🤔😭
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Weatherspoons opening in June? Naaah playhouse in Colchester was full of diseases before covid-19 rather have a night out in me garden
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every love island fan laying in bed thinking what their going to do for the next 11 months
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When your recording at a festival or a football match and can hear your own voice singing in the background
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Get me the fuck to brownstock , hood up glasses on in the dance tent in another motherfucking planet🌏🚀
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Boris all I can say to you is good luck trying to isolate me while the weather is how it has been been these last 2 days good luck catching me in my little red high heels
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what the fucks the matter with some people at college cant the cunts flush the chain after dropping 3 tons of shit down the toilet😷😷wrongens
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All fun and games going out getting pissed up until it’s 27 hours later and your having a hide and seek competition with the toaster
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Iv honestly lost it ..... I really have lost the plot now you win covid corona what ever you wanna be fucking called
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If I became prime minister I’d ban lorry’s from driving in the fast lane to other take other lorries fuck off Gary in your hovis lorry your going 2mph faster than Dave in his Eddie stobart and has took you 5 minutes to go round and just caused 3 miles of traffic bellend
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so hard to save money when you have crackhead mates with spontaneous plans like one minute im staying in for the weekend next minute im 500pound down on some fancy dress boat party down Norfolk broads with loads off midgets
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July 11th England win the European championship
July 19th freedom day
Heatwave approaching July 2021 may be a month that will be remembered as one of the greatest 🤨
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who goes into a a shop tries something expensivs on then puts it on instagram and snapchat and then dosent even buy it🤔🙄
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Am i the only one that likes to get fucked uppp at festivals then go on the rides? You won’t find me at the defected tent catch me on the Ferris wheel
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gutted jeremy kyle was my only way for me to get me self a bit of tv fame
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See something on my car windscreen thinking it was a valentines card 🤭😏😏.....nah bruv was a parking ticket 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
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forever living like a prince at weekends and peasent throughout the week
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Bad habit no1 ; trying to find a movie for 20 minutes then when I find one finally sit on my phone whilst it’s on and have no fucking idea what’s going on so turn it off and do it all over again 🍿
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