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Permaculture Designer & Sustainable Food Production Consultant. Published Author. Freeman of the land and soil.

United Kingdom
Joined July 2022
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The Permaculture Guy
10 months
Ever wondered why farmers and gardeners rarely get ill?
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2 years
@DrLizmaurice People who try and enforce medical experiments on healthy people should lose their medical license and face prosecution.
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1 year
Unfuckingbelievable. RBH (Royal Bournemouth Hospital) @NHS booted my frail mother out of hospital late yesterday afternoon in a dressing gown and a large bag of meds, put her in a taxi and sent her home with no keys, confused, disorientated and shivering. Bastards.
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3 months
We've had no sun for almost two weeks. Not a even a peep.
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The Permaculture Guy
10 months
Can we stop paying council tax now that it's pitch dark at night on the roads, the streets are littered with rubbish, cant get police support, roads look like Swiss cheese, once a month recycling collection. Etc, etc. What are we actually paying for?.
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The Permaculture Guy
2 years
Strawberry basket.
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2 years
Heaven. Who agrees?
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2 years
This is utterly repulsive IMHO and demonstrates the sheep mentality
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The Permaculture Guy
6 months
Some say, if you have nothing to hide, then you should not be afraid of facial recognition, digital ID, etc. The people who say this live in a small bubble, or a box, willing to comply with every demand the authorities throw at them. They get jabbed, they stand in line for.
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The Permaculture Guy
9 months
@morellifit Wow, this is likely to be the most distasteful marketing and lead magnet building I've ever seen.
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The Permaculture Guy
2 years
I hate to be the person that says this, but something feels off. Anyone else feel this or is it just that there's a lot of weird energy right now?.
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The Permaculture Guy
10 months
We lost this gorgeous little boy this morning. 15 mins after feeding him we get a call from the vet saying he'd been run over. He wasn't even a year old. Devastated. 😭
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The Permaculture Guy
2 years
I've had many vaccines. Mostly due to travel. But I chose not have a Covid jab. It makes me annoyed when people call it a vaccine. I used common sense, based on the fact their wasn't enough evidence for me to feel comfortable. I should not be discriminated!.
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The Permaculture Guy
2 years
Thoughts please. I'm toying with the idea of setting up a website that helps promote permaculture but also offers advice and support for people wanting to live off grid. I have a wealth of knowledge on business matters, planning, off grid power and construction. Useful?.
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The Permaculture Guy
1 year
Why haven't these men been arrested and charge for criminal offences.??
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The Permaculture Guy
6 months
A YEAR SHOULD HAVE 13 MONTHS. IF WE HAD 13 MONTHS INSTEAD OF 12, EVERY MONTH WOULD BE EXACTLY 28 DAYS. THE 1ST WOULD ALWAYS BE A MONDAY, AND THE 28TH WOULD ALWAYS BE A SUNDAY. EVERY MONTH WOULD HAVE EXACTLY 4 WEEKS INSTEAD OF 4.257. AND . WE WOULD PROPERLY ALIGN OURSELVES WITH.
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The Permaculture Guy
1 year
My mother is back in hospital. Not good. This is the result of the jabs. Mass manslaughter is being committed in front of our eyes and it sickens me.
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The Permaculture Guy
6 months
@RADOCLUB It's deliberate. Fear tactics, in the hope it'll make people think. All of those arrested will be de-arrested after about 10 mins in the van!.
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The Permaculture Guy
5 months
Global warming is a new name given as a result of the councils inability to clean drains. 🤔
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The Permaculture Guy
10 months
The pain of losing an animal for me is just as hard as losing a human companion. I have a spiritual connection with animals and the loss is so overpowering. 😒.
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The Permaculture Guy
6 months
So the new PM has been in office less than a month and the country is awash with riots. It's all planned. You are falling for it. This will only end in more tyranny.
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The Permaculture Guy
2 years
Started watching @JeremyClarkson Clarksons Farm and so pleased to see Jeremy exposing the corruption, hurdles and foul play that goes on in an industry that is already on its knees. Our local councils really are on a different planet.
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The Permaculture Guy
2 years
Right then. I'm building a website!. Topics :: .Urban and rural survival.Off grid living (power/water etc) .Permaculture & course.Seeds.Pests.Sustainable incomes.Herbal meds.Food growing/recipes.Livestock.Lost cost housing (Hay bale/cob/tiny home).Becoming invisible.Emergencies.
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The Permaculture Guy
2 years
@TheFreds A few things I've noticed with this lot. a) it all appears to be well rehearsed. b) why isn't anyone smashing their faces into the floor and detaining them to prevent further criminal damage, its reasonable restraint. c) if you dig, you'll find they have crisis actor profiles!.
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The Permaculture Guy
2 years
I can't stop laughing. 🤣🤣 The media really are making a mockery of themselves aren't they.
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The Permaculture Guy
8 months
The life of a blackberry!! 😍
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The Permaculture Guy
2 years
We could all live like this, Everyone of us. There is enough space. There is enough resources but the one thing stopping this happening would be the loss of control the elites have over us. Hence why there are so many rules. Independent people don't have rules!
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The Permaculture Guy
10 months
I've never shared anything the BBC write but this is a gem.
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The Permaculture Guy
2 years
Tax on wages.Tax on fuel to earn wages.Tax on spending wages.Tax on vehicle.Tax on food to eat.Tax on clothing.Tax on house.Tax when someone dies!? .Tax on leisure.Tax on entertainment.Tax for earning too much.Tax on drugs.Tax on healthcare.
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The Permaculture Guy
8 months
What if someone told you that tobacco doesn't cause cancer but the chemicals they use to produce cigarettes do. What if someone said the world would be infinitely better if we were allowed to grow hemp, but the government have banned it from being grown. What if I told you the.
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The Permaculture Guy
2 years
I'm in tears.
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The Permaculture Guy
9 months
I'm annoyed. The Permaculture Magazine I subscribe to are doing an article on smart cities. Emphasising how great they are/will be. I honestly thought the Permaculture Community were all on top of this and didn't want any part of it. I'm so disappointed. How the hell is a smart.
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The Permaculture Guy
10 months
Either tell us why you're doing it or give it a fucking break.
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The Permaculture Guy
6 months
You do realise all this disruption is orchestrated?. The solution is to ignore it. They need your attention, they need you angry, then they can provide a solution to "protect you" by taking away your liberties for your own safety!.
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The Permaculture Guy
8 months
The strongest fertilizer and insecticide found in nature (easy to make). Understanding Nettle Macerate:.Nettle macerate is derived from the maceration of nettles, which involves soaking the plant in water to extract its beneficial components. This solution is rich in essential
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The Permaculture Guy
10 months
Well, my post about a pair of hands and why farmers and gardeners don't get as ill has caused a bit of a stir, and invited all the avid MSM watchers. I've been busy blocking idiots. 🤔🙄😋.
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The Permaculture Guy
2 years
Did you know. There are 6 species of stinging nettles, five of which have many hollow stinging hairs called trichomes on the leaves and stems, which act like hypodermic needles, injecting histamine. 1/6
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The Permaculture Guy
2 years
Companion planting. Where everything works harmoniously together.
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The Permaculture Guy
7 months
Why is farmland being used for solar panels? Just think of all the supermarket roof spaces, warehouses, and even car parks that can accommodate millions of solar panels. 🤔.
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The Permaculture Guy
1 year
Anyone would suspect they're cutting millions of trees down on purpose. What a stupid thought! 🤔😜🙄😂🤣
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The Permaculture Guy
2 years
I'm noticing a pattern. Majority of those that didn't pay much attention at school seem to be the ones surviving this shit storm. 🤔.
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The Permaculture Guy
2 years
Believe me when I say your lives depend on you not complying with smart cities and barracades!. Lockdowns will become frequent. Efficiency for dispersed pathogens. Food control. Financial control. Travel restrictions. Social credit scoring. Research what they did with China?!.
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The Permaculture Guy
9 months
Is anyone noticing poor development with their food crops this year?.
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The Permaculture Guy
10 months
They're not weeds, they're helpers, herbs, medicine, repairers, fixers, supporters. #herbs #permaculture
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The Permaculture Guy
2 years
Build a Polytunnel and grow a selection of commonly used trees from seed used by landscapers etc (Buxus, acer, oak, silver Birch), when they mature enough to be sold as bare root plants (1 - 3 years) you could have enough money to buy a piece of land. £2.50 x 750 seeds.
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The Permaculture Guy
1 year
Concerned Neighbour called my brother as she was walking about in the dark and drizzle on the pavement not knowing what to do. (she has onset of dementia which has worsened 60% since being in hospital).This is disgusting. She is now in her home but in a terrible state.
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The Permaculture Guy
1 year
. know the taxi company that accepted to take her in that condition and leave her out on the pavement in the freezing cold damp darkness. I'm dumbfounded, angry, furious!!!!!!.
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The Permaculture Guy
2 years
Real meat does not cause climate change, processed meat and fake meat uses far more energy than rearing livestock. You are being brainwashed.
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The Permaculture Guy
11 months
I couldn't find one post this morning on X that wasn't depressing. So here's something cheerful.
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The Permaculture Guy
7 months
One hectare of hemp produces 25 % more oxygen than one hectare of forest and guarantees a cellulose supply that is approximately twice as high. One acre of hemp grows within 6 months, while a forest grows for decades before it is harvested. By making hemp paper, we could save
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9 months
Look what we got!! 🐔😍
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The Permaculture Guy
6 months
I am 51 today. I don't know how I did it 🤣🤣.
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11 months
That'll do!
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2 years
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2 years
Ambulance outside. Made enquiry, turns out another victim of sudden death. Jabbed 5 days ago. Leaves a widowed husband of 67 behind. RIP. 🙏 This is not the new normal, this is genocide.
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The Permaculture Guy
2 months
I couldn't leave the poor little guy lying in the road so I took him for a drive in the car. I think he enjoyed it. Can't believe someone left him like that 😢 checked over by vets, he has concussion and cuts to his head and a bit wobbly on his feet but hopefully will survive. 🤞
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The Permaculture Guy
2 years
I see fields with fruit trees, meadows with vegetables and fruits. I see houses built from hemp and straw. I see wildlife integrating with humans harmoniously. I see happy people. I see well fed people, I see medicine growing. I see the world we were destined to exist in.
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2 years
Why aren't the corrupt politicians being prosecuted? That's it. Simple question.
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2 years
Holy shit. This is serious.
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2 years
I did it. I've handed my notice.
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2 years
One of the things I love doing is putting a handful of compatible companion plant seeds, edibles, herbs and pollination flowers in a pot with compost, mix it up like a cake mix and then spread them in an area and wait to see what happens. 😊
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1 year
Like if you agree! ❤️
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7 months
Who thought it was a good idea for the government to take all your parents inheritance, savings and property to pay for care? Robbing thieving bastards #govscam.
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1 year
I need to know why the @NHS bundled my 79 year old frail mother into a taxi in a dressing gown, knowing she didn't have house keys, was confused, disorientated, didn't even know how to get out of the ward so was obviously put in a wheelchair or led by someone and I want to. .
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The Permaculture Guy
4 months
In the last 5 years over 700 houses have been built in the small town I live in in Dorset and more agricultural land is being swallowed up to build further houses. Just 300 yards away a field in a beautiful area has been taken over by heavy machinery and footings are being dug.
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6 months
I have an idea. OAP's who can't afford to put the heating on this year should be put in a 4* hotel with 3 meals a day, a room, and heating.
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1 year
Did you know in 1696 the government introduced "window tax". Yep, they taxed you for having too many windows and having too much light and fresh air. UK Government - corruption since day one. Hence why there were (& still are) so many larger homes have bricked up windows.
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7 months
So this year has been a bit of a flop in terms of growing your own, however not everyone has had failures. It's obvious for many there has been a decline in wildlife, mostly Hove flies, bees and other pollinators. There has been a significant increase in snails and slugs, mostly.
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2 months
DEFRA are managed by the WEF as are many other organisations, moreover, there is a direct attack being launched on farmers at present and it's ramping up. By 2030, they want to make methane supressants mandatory in all livestock. Meaning all meat we eat will contain chemicals.
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The Permaculture Guy
2 years
😱 One of my friends told me about a powerful lesson in her daughter's school class recently. They're learning about the Salem Witch Trials, and their teacher told them they were going to play a game. "I'm going to come around and whisper to each of you whether you're a 1/5
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2 years
I don't often swear on here. But. Fuck of with your mask bullshit. You tried to con us once before, not this time. This is psychological bullying, not science!.
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1 year
We planted 32 fruit trees to create our food forest today on a full moon!! 🚜❤️🙏🌳
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2 years
My mums dog "Spirit" was put down yesterday. She had aggressive cancer!! 😡 My mum is clearly distraught. RIP Spirit, may the angels guide and protect you 🙏😢
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2 years
Less than 23 hours after leaving my job my ex boss offers me work on a consultancy basis. He's now paying me 300% more. 🤣.
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3 months
I've been growing my own lions mane mushrooms. Amazing for your health. We dry ours in a food dehydrator for 10hrs+ at 45°, then blend them to turn into powder. Every morning we add half a spoon to coffee. (has a very slight chocolate taste) . Lions Mane are great for brain, gut,.
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Little baby Silver Bitch Trees. Aren't they beautiful.
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@bobscartoons Plexi glass in supermarkets, yet the cashier handled your food with bare hands. 🤣🤡🌎.
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2 years
@DaveFre47942720 @Seekthetruth101 Phew, I can sleep now. I thought it was a lizard. 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
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1 year
Council install solar powered parking meter, Under a tree! .Hardly any sun this winter caused them to install a UV light above it. Which is wired up to the main grid!! 🤡🌎.We're paying council to come up with this shit. Whilst their relatives rake in more cash. #notsustainable
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The Permaculture Guy
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Mole hills are a problem only on lawns & meadows. Killing moles is unnecessary and abhorrent. Moles are a blessing. Like earthworms, their tunnelling in the soil is extremely important for water ingress and hence flood and drought mitigation.
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The Permaculture Guy
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I thought the police were appointed by the crown to protect the people of the nation? 🤔. Aren't they supposed to serve the public. Or have I got this wrong?.
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The Permaculture Guy
9 months
We did it. Our chicken run is complete. We just need some chickens now 🤔🐔🥚.We built the frame and then staked chicken wire all around the base (to prevent any digging), this was then covered with soil so we can mow in future. Finished with electric fencing all around.
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The Permaculture Guy
8 months
DID YOU KNOW? .🐝 There are live enzymes in raw honey. 🐝 When in contact with a metal spoon, these enzymes die. 🐝 The best way to eat "raw" honey is with a wooden or plastic spoon. 🐝 Honey contains a substance that helps your brain work better. 🐝 Honey is one of the
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@Keir_Starmer Perhaps if you used some of the tax payers money to clear the drains and prevent developers building on flood plains it would help, perhaps stop cutting trees down as well? but that doesn't make money or bode well when trying to convince people of a climate scam, does it.
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The Permaculture Guy
2 years
I can design and teach you how to feed yourself, live without being dependent on a national grid, extract water from the ground, be healthy, make medicine etc, but if you're happy being on a lead and entertained by propoganda, don't waste my time, I won't save yours. 🙏
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9 months
@guardiannews Not everyone, you haven't studied mine!!.
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2 years
I spent £66.00 on a family topside joint of beef and 4 massive rump steaks. Grass fed animals, no chemicals and bright red in colour. Worth every penny. These will go nice with some eggs and asparagus! 😊.Support your local businesses!
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6 months
How on earth do you get a prison sentence for holding up a sign defending the greatness of your own country, yet prolific pedophiles and child sex addicts get a suspended sentence?. Someone help me out. Is this even lawful?.
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I do feel like buggering off into the woods with some survival tools and setting up my own little encampment, tossing my phone in a ditch along the way and waiting to see what shit show unfolds from a safe distance.
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