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@perfufume

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wario wario where for art thou wario
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teenage mutant property brothers
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ok i admit it my uncle never worked for nintendo it was just a cry for attention
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why name your kid something dumb like khaleesi when you could name them something timeless like gasolina
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just because im corn doesnt mean im not pineapple
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getting my hair pierced
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what if they just made candy healthy
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this daylight aint gonna save itself
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the only way to win tick tack toe is for your opponent to die
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i was a baby but then i wasnt
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bro can i crash my car on your couch this weekend
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the traffic light turned purple what do i do here
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what you mean you want me to give you a ride to the airport? i drive a car not a planes
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mission accomplished
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what do our mirror selves do when were not hnaging out together
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what do raccoons need more thumbs than us for
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people are born in parts of the world
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ppl see plaid and call it flannel and u let them
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1. team 2. spicy 3. heck 4. wand 5. woohoo 6. party 7. yacht rot 8. homies 9. twitter 2 10. instant hangover 11. scrotoids 12. heathful 13. tweet 14. delet 15. cum 16. beep beep 17. ruru’s simp squad 18. jail
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havent been the same since i became different
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if you slap ur knee when u laughthats weird
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my life wouldve turned out different if different things happened in it
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time to die waka waka
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docter pepper is a salad
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corn-flavored perfeume
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they let u cry here now
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my trick is that i think -4 moves ahead of my opponent. i never see it coming.
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if you eat some food then you feel awesome but if you eat till your full you feel awefull
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dont lock your knees in the car
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an extremely goofy movie live action remake
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theres something so clean about this layout
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teaching a man to teach a man to fish. now thats where you make the big bux
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following someone on social media is not quite as serious as marrying them
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there aint no party like an aint no party
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a is just a number
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o o ozempic otto parts
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vacuums are expensive bc they gotto go out in space and collect the vacuum to make them with
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foghorn fogleg
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name ur children after your haters
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hamburger helps those who heaping help themselves
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a lot can happen over the course of a long time
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getting embarrassed for things i siad to adults when i was ten
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one arm gives but the other takes
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i could do without all the slow and constant passage of time
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you can say rabbit or bunny or bunny rabbit but never ever say rabbit bunny
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kicking is punching with a twist
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when u white your teeth do you white them just for me
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the borenstain boars
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they should make a drink thats just an instant hangover
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dont trust a mechanic who isnt also a blacksmith
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who walks the dogwalker?
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babies come from pelicans (pecans for short)
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i will never say x. y=mtwitter+b
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some of you are ridiculously good looking and im liek wow those eyes are reading these words
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dolphins are a reptile just like tomatoes
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i can b ur animal or ur vegetable or ur mineral
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supermassive cornhole
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oh wow. you say you’ll have to order that part? why cant you just make one?
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im biodegradable
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its called having fun because once you have it it’s yours forever
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muscles have memories but what about bones?
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laser eye removal
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batman is my butler
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hey check outthis cool computer virus:
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dont talk to me after i had my coffee
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summers almost over lets hijack a yacht
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do you ever eat cheetos and think to yourself wow this came out of a cow
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molten butter has begun leaking from the popcorn ceiling
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used to see this fella everywhere but now hes gone the way of the dodo
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they got a flag for just about every country on the map
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my opinions are all correct thats why i never share them
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none of those three monkeys plugged their noses
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black mirror was the inspiration to make twitter
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they named it hindenberg after the infamous iceberg it hit
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imagine how much louder than words actions would speak if they invented a megaphone for actions
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all dogs are cats and all girls are boys
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i only tweet for shock value. no artistic merit.
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napoleam bonaparte was a gamer
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one hundred or one dalmatians
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penguins can fly. theyjust choose not to. its called self control.
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the two genders are mean and nice
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theres microwaters contaminating the plastic supply
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uncanny valley ranch lite
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im a communicable disease
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the world ended in 2012 but it was then end of 2012 and they were pretty quick to roll out a sequel world in 2013
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i can enjoy watching tv but only when i like the show
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about time
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drop the skin damage routine sis
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has anyone seen my marbles
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hay is four horsemen
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quaker oats shaker oats amish oats latterday oats mennonite oats
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greed is, for the lack of a better word, greed.
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swallow a piece of gum every nine years to innoculate yourself in case you swallow a watermelon seed. everybody knows watermelons can grow in stomach acid but they cant grow in chewing gum.
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i used to think it was called time square but now i know its actually times quare
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imagine bein eaten and digested and transform into a spider web and then your just hanging up in some attic for decades
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a dumb waiter is only as dumb as the dumb waiter operator operating it
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louboutin are the same as louis vouton its just said faster
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when did i follow all these people
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