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David Penberthy
5 years
Earlier this year under the threat of legal action I had to apologise to Fraser Anning. I withdraw that apology. He is in my view the sickest bastard ever to sully our parliament by the length of the straight. How anyone could not react with unadorned horror to today is beyond me
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David Penberthy
5 years
To demonstrate my point about her weird hostility towards women, Bettina Arndt launches a Twitter tirade against my wife - over an article I wrote that had nothing to do with her
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Bettina Arndt
5 years
How David Penberthy, author of today's vile hit job on me, fails to acknowledge his conflict of interest as the husband of former MP Kate Ellis? My campus work poses a direct threat to Ellis' longtime advocacy for victims of sexual assault. Shameful, unethical journalism.
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David Penberthy
5 years
It’s official! Anthony Mundine is a fucking idiot
Don’t vaccine your kids period! The government bully you into vaccine ! Do your research on the shit & watched the documentary vaxxed ...
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David Penberthy
1 year
So much for the “modern” phenomenon of sporting organisations and stars taking a stand on political issues. As the 1967 Football Budget shows they’ve got every right to do especially in a game made all the richer for indigenous participation
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David Penberthy
3 years
8:02am peak hour, Adelaide
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David Penberthy
4 years
The treatment of that relatively lowly public servant at the ruby princess hearing was a total disgrace. This inquiry is an act of state-sponsored bastardry aimed at crafting alibis for hopeless politicians
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David Penberthy
6 years
James Sutherland, that’s probably the most pathetic press conference in the history of Australian sport. They’ve admitted to doing it and been caught on film doing it. What’s there to investigate? Weak as piss
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David Penberthy
5 years
Needless to say I support press freedom but far out as an industry we can sound like self absorbed wankers and all this posey hashtag nonsense and group shots with slogans etc isn’t going to shift public opinion our way
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David Penberthy
1 year
That MCC footage is hilarious and could only be provided by a nation that still has a House of Lords and can’t see why any other normal country would regard them as a massive pack of wankers
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David Penberthy
3 years
I get we are in transitional phase but spending 7 days in my house as a result of not contracting a very survivable illness against which I’m doubly vaccinated probably isn’t the way to deal with this. Also any tips as to what’s on in Adelaide at 1159pm on Tuesdays
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David Penberthy
5 years
Didn’t think she should lose AM but do now. Hailing the murder of three kids and their mum as a personal vindication is beyond sick. Good Aussies with AMS/AOs should hand back theirs til she loses hers. Who wants to be part of that debased club?
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David Penberthy
6 years
Chris Pyne is a top bloke. He did the key thing required of him as an MP. He fought hard for his constituents and state. He has been true to his principles. He was a progressive at uni and remains so today. A number of people hate him. His best quality is he couldn’t care less.
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David Penberthy
4 years
No one is wishing the Vics to fail but Dan’s sledge isn’t ageing well
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David Penberthy
3 years
@JulianBurnside Such a great restaurant and one that has just soared further in my estimation
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David Penberthy
5 years
I promised my wife I would take her somewhere special to celebrate the end of her career and frankly I reckon I nailed it
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David Penberthy
4 years
This bloke is a total fantasist. I spent most of my time as editor finding him lurking in the Holt St car park trying to get a selfie with Rupert
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David Penberthy
6 years
That Shannon Grant judgment on appeal is dangerous horseshit. The idea that his 3 x assaults on his ex (who was hospitalised) were merely “loss of control” and somehow not deliberate lets him and other thugs off the hook
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David Penberthy
3 years
Attention anti-vaxxers
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David Penberthy
5 years
Tex Walker is a top bloke and was a great captain who will be remembered most for leading our club through its darkest hour when Phil Walsh died. The way those blokes fronted up after that was testament to his character. Talk of him being pushed is baseless clickbait garbage
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David Penberthy
7 years
It is pretty sad when you compare Tim Fischer’s leadership post Port Arthur with Christensen fetishising and gloriyfing guns like has today, probably in no small part because he has got a nob the size of a tic tac and needs to supplement his masculinity somehow
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David Penberthy
7 years
In reply... Power fans checklist 'Funny' banner ✔️ Spirit x Game plan x Talent x Four points x Apostrophes x
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David Penberthy
5 years
Our show tomorrow will be co-hosted by three impressive South Aussies deputy mayor Houssam Abiad (6-7) radiologist Waleed Alkharzajy (7-8) and businesswoman and restaurateur Durkhanai Ayubi (8-9). As we discuss Christchurch we want Muslim voices at the centre of the conversation
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David Penberthy
6 years
First slice of fritz. A huge milestone in the life of any South Australian #sagreat #fritz
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David Penberthy
5 years
Is it bad to be barracking for the bear that attacked the circus guy in Russia? If I was a majestic animal being forced to push a wheelbarrow around by some fucking idiot in a red nose I’d go the bastard too. Well played, bear.
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David Penberthy
3 years
Anyone else eating like a pig and drinking like a maniac?
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David Penberthy
5 years
At the risk of sounding like a provincial hick anything that totally stuffs a dream Victorian grand final scenario has got my full support
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David Penberthy
4 years
This from the AEU personally and aggressively going after the CMO here in SA is one the dumbest tackiest and poorly timed bits of garbage I’ve seen in some time
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David Penberthy
4 years
While Mr Atwell is entitled to his day in court on these early facts he might be the dumbest bastard in Australia
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Paul Dowsley
4 years
#BREAKING This is Jack Attwell, believed to be the first Victorian to be arrested for repeated breaches of stay-at-home laws. The 18yo was fined five times (police arrested him on the fifth occasion last night). During one he told officers he had COVID19 and would cough on them.
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David Penberthy
6 years
Apparently the AFL might be widening its investigation into last night’s atrocity at the Adelaide Oval with unconfirmed reports that a second Crows fan looked at Damien Hardwick in a funny way
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David Penberthy
4 years
Call me old fashioned but I was hoping that when restrictions started to lift I could have dinner for two as opposed to a colonoscopy
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David Penberthy
5 years
I wouldn’t condone vilification but you can see how a reasonable person watching that third quarter might form the view that the umpires are wankers
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David Penberthy
4 years
It’s hard to split the wineries the beaches the arts and music scene the affordable housing the absence of traffic and the easygoing populace from the more overriding attraction of that Riley Stuart wanker not living here
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David Penberthy
6 years
I feel like I’ve just attended a special camp that made me forget about a really bad thing that happened a year ago. Thank you Collingwood #gocrows
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David Penberthy
6 years
@AndrewReimer01 Mate I’ll argue directly with stupid right now. You’re an idiot. You’ve embarrassed yourself and the station. And before you play the free speech card there’s a commercial argument for sacking you, as your numbers prove there is no audience for Nazi apologists in Australia
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David Penberthy
1 year
So like the missed Dawson free against the pies do we get another fucking apology from the afl on Monday for that goal decision? Why do we even have technology if we don’t use it. And let’s remember - utmost respect for the umps at all times. They deserve it.
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David Penberthy
9 years
It suits some people to pretend they dislike Adam Goodes for a reason other than his being black and proud. They're lying. Onya Goodsey
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David Penberthy
6 years
Last time I looked @AndrewReimer01 wasn’t a 5AA spokesman but simply a weirdo who’s too stupid to realise the swastika is a symbol of hatred, end of story. Sadly his continued employment isn’t my decision
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David Penberthy
7 years
Obviously JJ had a bad day but the comments on him all over twitter are fucking sick. There's one featuring a noose. You people are fucked.
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David Penberthy
4 years
This really is one of the dumbest things I’ve heard in a while. Hmm if only the AFL could think of a place where the two SA teams could play that didn’t have coronavirus. I mean why would you want to go to south australia
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David Penberthy
3 years
As a journo surely the only thing more humiliating than being scooped is writing a 2000 word piece about the person doing the scooping. Anyway I don’t do hashtags but I stand with the On Dit editor woman
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David Penberthy
6 years
The crap being flung at Ollie Wines is absurd. Typical of the cotton wool era we inhabit. In future perhaps players should be shielded from crossing the road or playing vigorous board games like Twister lest they do themselves a mischief
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David Penberthy
4 years
Science holds sway over sport in SA. Dr Spurrier and Commissioner Stevens have written to AFL rejecting its request for modified quarantine rules. Letter says same rules must apply for everyone in SA and no relaxation of 14 day rule. Full details on @FIVEaaBreakfast
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David Penberthy
3 years
The Age boycott campaign is the ultimate expression of what passes for discussion these days especially on this idiotic forum. Confronted by an opinion they’re troubled with hundreds rally to shut it down
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David Penberthy
4 years
I don’t want this football season to end! The way we are going we will be in the eight by early December. GO CROWS
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David Penberthy
4 years
In a perverse way that was kind of worth the wait CROWWWWWWSSSS
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David Penberthy
5 years
Tim Fischer was such a great man. To embrace those gun laws when the only political downside was for the party he led showed immense character and decency. A truly great Australian RIP
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David Penberthy
4 years
Hieu Van Le is a gem of a bloke and we are so lucky to have him as our governor. Loved doing this piece for tomorrow’s Oz about vice-regal life under lockdown. Great pix of His Excellency and wife Lan in their Asian veggie patch at Govt House too.
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David Penberthy
5 years
The last people who deserve any criticism about the Crows crap season are the loyal fans. So if you want some spin free radio tune in and go your hardest tomorrow on @FIVEaaBreakfast
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David Penberthy
5 years
Instead of calling the last five minutes of the last quarter time on we should rename it the Eddie Betts crazy bullshit that defies physics period
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David Penberthy
4 years
Just queuing at the supermarket behind a bloke buying 12 litres of olive oil. Presumably going to ride this corona business out by turning himself into a confit
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David Penberthy
7 years
@JulianBurnside No he didn't. Goering was party to the genocide of 6 million Jews wheras we arrested some arseholes who wanted to kill civilians on a plane
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David Penberthy
3 years
FAAAKRKENE E YERRRAHH
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David Penberthy
6 years
How the same right-wingers who apparently love free speech, and who falsely accused Goodesy of vilifying a child, spent the whole week crucifying a kid who dislikes our lame anthem
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David Penberthy
5 years
It’s pretty ordinary that channel 7 seem to have a dedicated camera stuck on that poor kid from Melbourne who duffed his kick. Great response from his teammates though
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David Penberthy
5 years
Travis Head made more runs in the first innings of the first test than Warner has made in the whole series but yeah whatever
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David Penberthy
5 years
And while it would have been nice to win the farken thing he did lead us to a GF which is more than a lot of captains have done. So onya Tex.
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David Penberthy
3 years
What about how we have a purpose built TGA approved facility in Adelaide that could pump out enough Pfizer vaccine within 6 months to vaccinate the nation. Any chance we could just turn the bloody thing on
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David Penberthy
5 years
Far out
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David Penberthy
7 years
Leesa Vlahos is a card-carrying dill. Calling the cops on the media for trying to ask her valid questions, wasting police time. Pity she didn’t show similar vigilance with her own portfolio. She is still an MP the scrutiny is valid and she owes the public answers
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David Penberthy
1 year
Abridged version of Gil presser: oops a daisy. AFL amateur hour
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David Penberthy
7 years
Art aside, Bill Leak's final great achievement: being dead, and still giving wankers the absolute shits
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David Penberthy
2 years
Wanted the Crows win but quietly cheered every Josh Kennedy goal. Seems like world’s nicest bloke and what a great send off by the crowd in the west. Well done on an amazing career
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David Penberthy
3 years
So now it’s Port players getting tut tutted over questionable mask use by narcs with phone cameras. Never been a better time to be a dobber in this country
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David Penberthy
3 years
Alphabetical and by genre. Oh yeah
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David Penberthy
6 years
Surely with this 2057 MCG nonsense the AFL should end the facade and replace the A with a V? Old Melbourne boys club fuelled by nostalgia and running a protection racket for Victorian clubs with bugger all fans and no financial future
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David Penberthy
3 years
Great umpiring by the VFL tonight
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David Penberthy
5 years
Should I be worried that this bloke just started following me? Just kidding commissioner, you’re doing a great job 👍
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David Penberthy
4 years
We have relaunched the now extinct FiveAA live stream as NotFiveAA and listed our radio station as a gift shop
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David Penberthy
4 years
First meal in a restaurant since Feb tonight at the Star of Siam. So weird being in a 4/5ths empty room in a place that’s normally packed. Ratings: atmosphere 3, food 10 as always, and service from the wonderful Jasmine an 11. Support your favourite restaurants folks!!
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David Penberthy
5 years
I got no issue with kids protesting. As a climate change believer I think the Libs are ripe for criticism. What I object to is a union-led campaign urging kids to protest during school time. Also this “kid” here must be repeating year 12 for the 60th time
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David Penberthy
5 years
As promised, first exciting photo of the garden beds
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David Penberthy
3 years
This is the best
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FIVEAA
3 years
ROWEY CAM >> Inside the FIVEaa commentary box with Stephen Rowe when his son Jimmy kicked his first AFL goal while on debut for the Adelaide Crows.
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David Penberthy
1 year
The usual valid argument that we were shit for the first three quarters doesn’t apply tonight either. Because we had a killer last quarter and actually won.
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David Penberthy
6 years
“I know he's your captain, but you can't seriously like him.” Beautifully crafted sledge by Paine to Vijay re Kohli. Good to see the politeness experiment being wound back a touch
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David Penberthy
6 years
On the upside though maybe Optus could design an app for us Crows fans so we can get through the rest of the year without seeing the games?
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David Penberthy
5 years
Take care near the Showgrounds the hemp and cannabis expo is on, lots of people doing 1km/h
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David Penberthy
5 years
As a proud Australian I’ve only got two words for you, @RafaelNadal Muchas gracias!
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David Penberthy
3 years
Five years ago no women’s footy comp and zero coverage. Today Goodwood Saints five girls teams two women’s teams and 150 female players, 530k players nationally, Crows going for third flag on page one of our national paper. Carn the Saints, carn the Crows, carn all of youse
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David Penberthy
3 years
I disagree with the media not televising the streaker. The public has a right to know
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David Penberthy
4 years
These false moustaches should throw Zuckerberg off the scent
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David Penberthy
1 year
Only five minutes until the start of the AFL’s who gives a shit round
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David Penberthy
6 years
Ok Adelaide how about we promise to do tomorrow’s show without any references to Port, the Crows or Barnaby. Dial in with your fave recipes/animal stories/farken anything
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David Penberthy
1 year
The mob psychology of the English involves seizing on things like Bairstow’s hopeless and legitimate dismissal as a foil for the fact that they’re just good at losing most of the time
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David Penberthy
9 years
Andrew Bolt says Goodes is starting a race war. Coming from him it's not a criticism, it's a demarcation dispute http://t.co/5JZuHMpNwi
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David Penberthy
6 years
Has anyone got a lazy fiver because a few mates and I were thinking of bidding for the cricket rights and showing games in the shed on dad’s old projector
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David Penberthy
5 years
My interview with Nicolle Flint in today’s Australian about the abuse and harassment she endured in the Boothby campaign. Totally agree with her claim that this stuff will put good people off entering public life.
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David Penberthy
4 years
What he said.
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Steven Marshall
4 years
Prof Nicola Spurrier has helped keep South Australians safe and calm during a global pandemic. This is a grubby attack on a South Australian champion which the AEU must immediately take down and apologise for. Politicians are fair game. Not our public health officials.
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David Penberthy
4 years
The closure of BBQ King proves 2020 officially sucks. I remember slipping on that staircase one night in a Tsing Tao-fuelled manoeuvre and landing on a crate of ducks. There’s not much else I remember. Apart from how great it was. Long live the King
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David Penberthy
5 years
As a proud South Australian I hope the RAA will come out swiftly and distance themselves from the NRMA
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David Penberthy
3 years
Never in doubt.
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David Penberthy
2 years
Most Adelaide thing ever glass of Lloyd Bros picpoul + three oysters between You Am I and Courtney Barnett at Harvest Rocks
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David Penberthy
4 years
97 Crows Footscray prelim on 7plus. What a game. So many hard gets that would be soft frees today. Great goal umpiring too
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David Penberthy
3 years
@sam_mcclure Britney Spears: “Oops I did it again.”
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David Penberthy
5 years
Can’t wait for the AFLW to start again so we can see some bloody goals
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David Penberthy
1 year
Define irony, swans fans complaining about goal review
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David Penberthy
1 year
Unfollow @AFL
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David Penberthy
7 years
Watching it again now on Fox. Even better the second time. So many great moments but Charlie Cameron what a game
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David Penberthy
5 years
It sounds like Channel 10 might have been underpaying George
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