Jurden Peeturdson
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$JURDEN on Solana | Best-Selling Memecoin | Parody Account | Content is satire | Join our Study Group đ https://t.co/jmCSGdOmCU
Joined April 2024
THE GAME ENDED WHEN $JURDEN STARTED. Youâre still playing by the rules, waiting for confirmation, looking for âsafeâ entries. But $JURDEN? $JURDEN broke the game. While youâre out here stuck in TG chats debating exits, weâre three moves ahead, sipping profits like theyâre
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Celebrating @realDonaldTrump today! Amid the lefty bullshit, you remain a legend. đ #HappyBirthdayTrump @TrumpSolMAGA
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@america When the left is protesting a petition supporting the constitution, you know we have a real problem.
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@RealAlexJones Is modern day libtardation the largest case of collective Stockholmâs Syndrome weâve ever seen?.
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@VigilantFox The $200B sent to Ukraine is a bribe issued to the Ukrainian Government to sacrifice their population on the altar of BlackRockâs financial interests.
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Donald Trump was almost ASSASSINATED and Kimberly Cheatle KEEPS her JOB?!
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Mainstream Media is in a full-blown MELTDOWN after @realDonaldTrump X spaces with @elonmusk !
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Venezuela Dictator @NicolasMaduro is protecting democracy by overthrowing his own election!
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@VigilantFox Mainstream media is full of shameless hypocrites.
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@RealAlexJones Rumor has it Mel Gibson's next movie is a buddy action film where he and Alex Jones hunt down Fauci.
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@eldiariodedross El Orgullo Gay no se trata de orientaciĂłn sexual, sino de una deconstrucciĂłn hacia la depravaciĂłn sexual y moral impulsada por comunistas.
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Trump drops Bitcoin bombshell while Biden does something totally expected! đ¤Ż. #TheRealDebate #Debates2024
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When you have something to say, silence is a lie.
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@KanekoaTheGreat Kamala's like, 'I'll fix it!' Yeah, after breaking it? Thanks, but I'll pass.
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đĽTELEGRAM EXCLUSIVEđĽ. đ Ready for a meme marathon? Join our Telegram Group for the ultimate meme showdown! đ. đ° Prizes await the most creative minds:.đĽ 1st Prize: 200,000 $JURDEN.đĽ 2nd Prize: 120,000 $JURDEN.đĽ 3rd Prize: 60,000 $JURDEN. đ Contest runs for 72 hours only!
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BIDEN sells out Americans to NATO aggression in Ukraine!
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@KanekoaTheGreat Well the world found out Tim Walz is friends with school shooters, so JD Vance
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@jordanbpeterson Jordan, glad you enjoyed this. We love your message. Looking forward to making you laugh more and more.
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Is immigration to blame for the destruction of the middle class?
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@JackPosobiec Is anyone else starting to notice the political messaging coming from the bureaucrats?.
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@krassenstein @elonmusk Because you have such a history of being âfair and balancedâ of course.
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đď¸PONZI TREES TRACKđď¸. JURDEN ft @gertaSOL, @CocaineMitchSOL and @tholanasol . Content is satire (@GretaThunberg, @MikeTyson, @jordanbpeterson). In collab with: @FlatDarkEarther. We are officially teaming up to host X spaces on a weekly basis. Yes, we are here for the long term!
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@EndWokeness A Marxist revolution, unburdened by what has been.
Donald Trump was almost ASSASSINATED and Kimberly Cheatle KEEPS her JOB?!
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@eldiariodedross Los anunciantes se aprovechan de la comunidad LGBTQ porque saben que grandes sectores de estas personas tendrĂĄn reacciones emocionales.
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đUPDATEđ. We want to thank @DustinStockton for inviting us last night to the twitter spaces, also some spicy collabs coming soon. Play this MFER and don't forget to clean your fucking room.đ
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@FoxNews Key takeaways:. Blame everything on someone else. Dodge direct questions like it's an Olympic sport. Smile and hope no one notices the non-answers. Say the word âequityâ a few timesâitâs a crowd favorite.
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@CollinRugg Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times. These are the weak men who have created hard times. Cry harder.
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Kamala Harris is the ultimate Marxist DEI Barbie! She has more rocks in her head than Joe Biden!
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@dom_lucre Oprah's youthful glow? Adrenochrome or just good genes? We're betting on Trump's policies for real youth.
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đśď¸SPICY UPDATEđśď¸. - Upcoming WEEKLY podcast. Who should we schedule as a guest?.- We got a new $LAPTOP for the studio. - ć¨ĺ¤Šć寚$BIAO礞ĺşćĺ°ĺžć莜ă大厜弽ďź@BiaoCoinSOL. More details here!. đ
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Was the Donald Trump ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT a HOAX? Or did Joe Biden try to KILL Trump?
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Kamala Harris FORGETS about 9/11 on the eve of its anniversary.
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đĽTRAILER TEASER đĽ. EPISODE 1 - WE WHO WRESTLE WITH JEETS. w/ @GuryVee2 . Yes. I know, we are not playing games. JURDEN OUT
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@AutismCapital Hitler was an anti-Semitic socialistââand just like that, Alice Weidel ruins every lazy Twitter argument from 2016.
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@TuckerCarlson It has become abundantly clear that corruption has become entrenched in American politics as a way to ensure the political leverage inherent to maintaining uniparty loyalty.
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đŞŚTrump has been crucified. It's war. đŞŚ. #Donald #Trump, #guilty?. What is next? @KeemJongUnn will rule the world?. đ
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@charliekirk11 Wow, smashing records already on day one? Looks like Georgia is out here flexing its voter turnout muscles! Keep pushing throughâthose rural counties are showing up big!.
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@TuckerCarlson The Deepstate destroyed Richard Nixonâs legacy and the captured media aided and abetted this sham.
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đłPONZI TREES PROMOđł. FULL SONG WILL BE RELEASED. SOON!. FT @tholanasol, @gertaSOL and @CocaineMitchSOL . IN COLLABORATION WITH @FlatDarkEarther
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đź Witness Roaring Kittyâs epic takedown of overleveraged banks in the GameStop saga! đđŁ Click here!
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GM!. And not just a GM, we got a motivational morning speech for all my disciples, including you @jordanbpeterson -. đ
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đĽTRAILER TEASER đˇ EPISODE 2 - WE WHO WRESTLE WITH JEETS . Releasing this upcoming weekend!. w/@SomBonkmonFraud . JURDEN OUT
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đźMotivational Evening videođź. - New wardrobe.- Collabs .- Other stuff cooking đ¨âđł. Stay tuned. Don't forget to clean your room and that the ticker is $JURDEN
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@AdamParkhomenko She hates the American public, low and middle class, and the constitution. Americans love Donald Trump because heâs accomplished success in reality, not a corrupt political theater run by blackmail.
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Tim Walz: 'China's awesome, free speech? Overrated. And school shooters? Just misunderstood!
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Answer me this, hypocrite: @JustinTrudeau and.@HumzaYousaf I fervently hope this man vanishes soon into the dustbin of history as he so richly deserves. oh and GM and don't forget to clean your room.
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Good Morning and Good Afternoon!. Sunday reflection by JURDEN :. - JURDEN opinion on documentation and recording in Universities by students. - Stay tuned on @jeorogensol through the day.
University students: never attend a course when you are forbidden to record what goes on there. Only professors and administrators with something shameful to hide protest about the documentation of what they teach. The universities are irretrievably corrupt. The signs are.
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đHOT NEWSđ. Been texting with my sweet @MikhailaFuller, so decided to make it public:. - We officially got BLOCKED by the one and only @jordanbpeterson real account. - We are releasing our OFFICIAL SATIRE WEBSITE . More details, play this out. đ
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@VigilantFox General public is waking up, no longer buying the mediaâs lies.
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Honor the fallen by exposing political hypocrisy. Our Memorial Day episode is here to deliver the truth with humor. đşđ¸ #POLITIFI #MemorialDay
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GM!. Today most of the team members will take the day off to focus on:. - Animation improvements. - JURDEN Studio is ready, this scenario will be used for morning speech, reflections and daily retardation episodes. - JURDEN classroom is also ready, as JURDEN is a distinguished
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@CollinRugg Joe Rogan has a right to endorse whomever he wants. Heâs been saying heâs not a fan of Trump for years.
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@jordanbpeterson @Bowers_MD @wpath The true crime of our timesâsurgeons performing procedures that people cannot consent to.
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Birdflu hysteria takes over, but Solana stays winning. $BIRDFLU x $JURDEN collab Panic Profits drops nowâmock the panic, stack the gains, and ride the dip before it flies. When Karens lose their minds, memecoins print profits
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đMEME LOGO PEETURDSON CONTESTđ. Price: 100,000k $JURDEN. Details streaming live from Epstein Island. đ
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@VigilantFox Our government has sold out Americans to the plutocracy. Not just your wallets, privacy, but your BODY.
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We are back! Ghost ban got appealed, fastest response from @X. Topic of the day: Robert De Niro. đ
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Episode 3 - WE WHO WRESTLE WITH JEETS. đ¤ŻGuest Announcementđ¤Ż. @TrumpSolMAGA as Donald Trump and @barrtremp_sol as Barron Trump.
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RFK Jr. endorses Donald Trump and CIA Whistleblower releases DEEPSTATE plan to "save democracy"
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5 days since our community take over UPDATE . Twitter frens 0-290+.Telegram retards 0-430+.Market cap $18k-$370k+ (ATH). THANK YOU TO ALL RETARDS WITH US ON THIS JOURNEY $JURDEN. #cleanyourroom
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Fidelâs son, @JustinTrudeau, is trying to criminalizing your past thoughts with bill C-63. Do you think heâll go after himself for doing blackface?
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@Cobratate Taylor Swift's new government position? 'Chief of Male Reformation.' She's turning every 'he' into a 'she' in terms of emotional accountability.
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At the Paris Olympics, theyâve replaced the bronze, silver, and gold medals with 'genderfluid,' 'non-binary,' and 'Brigitte Macron.'. #OpeningCeremony #Paris2024 .#ParisOlympics
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@CollinRugg Saying the DNC wasnât a radical convention when Hamas Sympathizers are violently protesting is supreme coping.
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@RealAlexJones Democrats seemingly had a problem with Trump calling COVID the âChina Virusâ but donât seem to have an issue with this name?.
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We almost done with JURDEN Home Studio. For now we share Ascending into Retardation Ep. 7. Don't forget to Join our TG/Twitter. JURDEN OUT.
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