Explaining my neurodivergent brain to my very neurotypical spouse: "Spastic frogs playing flag football with cracked-out weasels." It's hell up in there.

@AProdigiosus Boston Creme. The actually holy grail of donuts isn't on the list - the sour cream cake donut.

@CHILD_USA. Since your DMs are only open to premium members, I will post this in the clear. Are you aware of the controversy regarding a member of your Board? I highly recommend you and folks interested in your association watch this video on YouTube.

Yo, Colorado. Were y'all too high to vote against this ridiculous drunk [expletive deleted]?? GET HER OUT OF OFFICE!

@JohnELTenney Oh, 100% here too! Of course, I'd watch Paul Lynde do just about any TV show or movie. I used to watch him on Hollywood Squares and Bewitched, and he was fantastic.

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I've voted for On the Edge with Andrew Gold - in the @britpodawards Listeners' Choice Award. Vote for your fave:

@Phil_Sledge

I picked a mystery egg just for you! Super cute, low-key accountability app. Use my invite code MZCBE8FJ2J once you get the app.

@DorisPansy534 @standmonitor @LeahRemini Hahahaha! Oh, bless your heart, Scientology, but it doesn't work anymore.

@sliverson @yashar Uh, who has been swilling sugary mind control beverages? Not @leahRemini or any of us on her side... just you CoS folk and all your sock puppet accounts.

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@AstonshngLegnds I listened to the Patreon feed right after it dropped, and I didn't notice a thing wrong. Selective gremlins?

@Phil_Sledge "Help me! This human is taking liberties!"

To my podcast host peeps... to put an ad on one of your podcasts, like one line, read by the host, nothing fancy: what would that cost? PM me is fine.

@cabotcovecast @jclabaugh1 @CabotCoverage I believe my answer would be something along the lines of "Uh, HELL YEAH."

@PeriYarrow @zerodarktony_og @flashcal1 @LeahRemini @yashar @PeriYarrow Who is that loser troll??

@zerodarktony_og @PeriYarrow @flashcal1 @LeahRemini @yashar OSA troll.

RT @LeahRemini: For his years of reporting on Scientology's abusive practices and advocating for victims of Scientology, my friend @yashar…

RT @UltioetVeritas: Broadway star exposed as a Scientologist pedo. @GrowingupinSCN brings us the scoop.