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Nurture friendships for companionship, but align yourself with those who possess skills and competence.
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Na Wizkid dey set the fashion trend in the AFRICAN music industry.
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Scrum Masters are always creating problems where there are none.
Why are you treating Developers like kids that needed candy to engage in any activities?
I'm tired of people asking what “games” I've used to get team members to engage with themselves.
My answer is NONE!
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@sugabelly
They always lie to themselves that it brings inspiration and cools their vibes. Lol
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Did we all watch the same thing?
How was Tebogo not the winner here?
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Scrum Mastery has gone beyond implementation of Scrum framework.
These days, you must;
- Understand True Leadership
- Have good Coaching skills
- be influential
- Understand organizational culture
- Be willing to chose respect over likeness
- Build organizational network.
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Yoruba culture is rich, deep, and beautiful.
Throwback to when Brazilians paid homage to the Entire Yoruba race, Oduduwa, Sango and Alaafin of Oyo 🔥
Rio Carnival, Brazil 2021
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A scrum Master was told by the hiring Manager that the Team is very well organized & Self Managing.
Scrum Master facing a different reality in the first month:
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The hiring Manager told the Scrum Master that the team doesn't have a Product Owner, but he's planning to hire a PO in the next 2months.
Scrum Master 6 months into the job without a PO & Business-Analyst:
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Outgoing Scrum Master passing knowledge & proper documentation to the incoming Scrum Master:
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Aspiring and practicing Scrum Master and Agile Coaches should read “Team Topologies” by Matthew Skelton & Manuel Pais.
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A Scrum Master lied on his resume to get a job, 2 months later the IT Manager sees through his incompetence and tries to fire him.
People try to beg on his behalf until he said “Scrum is a mindset” They realized he's a fraud:
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I saw this nonsense on Linkedin.
They are looking for a Scrum Master that will “manage” 5-8 teams. At this point, one would think this is a movie script.
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That’s why many of them don’t rate phyno, but phyno is better than some of their faves.
Nigerians think just because you rap or sing in your local language, it makes you less of rapper/singer.
We will never be free!
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A video that I've been struggling to get off my head;
“In this banga soup..
I see fish
I see beef
I see crab
I see prawn
I see periwinkles
Do I know you?
Have I seen you before?
Did you tell me you’re bringing this soup?
🗣️Open it!”
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1 year at this Organization.
Here are the things I’ve learned and improved on:
- Cloud Engineering/Migration
- Team Topologies
- Complex System Management
- Stakeholders Management
- Art of Negotiation
- Organizational Networking & Relationship Management
- Customer service
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@centredevils
@gastonedul
Again, anybody who understands football will know that it's not his decision to make.
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Sharing your losses is as important as sharing your wins.
Sharing your frustration is just as important as sharing your accomplishments.
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A Scrum Master with 2 years of experience stated on his resume “Agile transformation expert”
When he finally sees the burden of Agile Transformation, here was his reaction:
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Scrum Master 2weeks into the job suggested 7am daily Scrum.
Team member's reaction:
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Mirror Selfie at work is a must for me.
Quote THIS With A Pic Or Vid Of 🫵🏽 Wearing Brown‼️🟤🤎🟤📱👌🏽👀
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Same thing I said yesterday.
I saw a lady gassing her up, talk about “it's his loss”
I was like, you see someone already posted almost 100 pictures within 24hrs and you still think it's the guy's loss? No wahala.
she’s doing that thing where girls will post lots of pics of themselves pretending they’ve moved on.
in reality, it’s an attempt to make the ex jealous who probably doesn’t care
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That exchange of the baton from Gabby to Sha’Carri is one of the smoothest exchanges I've ever seen in my entire years of watching relay races.
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A Scrum Master embarrassingly trying to force himself to be loved by team members without demonstrating any form of True-leadership:
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A Scrum Master that teaches the team scrum. He understands and demonstrates true leadership and doesn't act as Scrum Police to the team.
The Team members love him:
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I've been reading the Agile Principles and Agile Manifesto every week since the beginning of this year.
I love it in its purity.
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This applies to Scrum Masters that are always running around to get every certification that they come across instead of them to focus on improving their facilitating skills, coaching skills, and true leadership skills.
Stop trying to do many things .stick to your tech stack , with consistency , you’re bound for skies💲💐
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The level of trust my parents have in me is unbelievable.
I always go the extra length to avoid betraying their trust. I stay away from atrocities at all costs, even if it means standing alone.
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Servant-Leaders don’t solve problems for the Team, they guide and offer support.
#leadership
#AgileCoaching
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Saheed Osupa has songs for everybody;
Pastor, Imam, Babalawo, kings, chiefs, fraudsters, car dealers, drivers, butchers, marketers, realtors, students, couples, friends, actors, musicians, promoters, police, customs officers, witches & wizards.
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I could end a relationship for petty reasons like;
- Shoving the camera on my face every day because you're trying to create content.
- Subbing me on the internet because we disagree.
Stuff like that irritates me.
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All these tactics of Men trying to shame Women into accepting them with their kids are stupid.
Everybody has preferences, and if a woman chooses not to date a man because he's had a child before, it's a valid reason.
Women without kids not wanting to date men with kids, don’t worry when you have babies and ya baby dad dips out.. you will double back to us eat them words and dick.
Enjoy for now boo x
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Scrum Master: Good morning, Team! What did you do yesterday? What will you be doing today? Do you have any blockers?
Developers answering the same boring three questions on the fourth day:
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A Scrum Master teaching a new Product Owner techniques of prioritization:
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@Workday
, do better.
I ALREADY UPLOADED MY RESUME WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO ENTER THE SAME INFO MANUALLY
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My two queens.
SAFP and Shericka will repeat the Gold & Silver again in the 100m.
Bookmark this tweet.
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He's not a hero. He's stupid for being in such a dangerous position in the first place.
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“The hiring manager was impressed with your performance and was convinced you will fit right with the team. I will forward you some paperwork to fill out so we can proceed with the hiring process”
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The art of Negotiation.🫡
Doyin win the HOH game vs Cross and becomes the new head of House. Congratulations Doyin
#BBNaija
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A frustrated Scrum Master explaining to an Agile Coach that the Developers are refusing to buy into his idea of Scrum Mastery:
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The network I've built over the years is crazy!
My networking & friendship aren't forced, they transpire naturally. Some, I can explain, others I can't explain how they happened, they just happened.
I have friends that I haven't met in person, but we ride for each other.
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Davido on Diamond Platnumz's “Number one”
Which Nigerian artiste’s back is this and what song did they carry?
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Their reasons are valid n matter how you look at them or twist them.
Just like every other job out there, it's okay to join the Army for the money and benefits.
Young recruits were asked why they signed up for the US Army. These were their responses.
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“Hello there, my is......, I'm a Scrum Master for.......... I recently join this Organization and I'm looking to build an amazing network around me.
Here are the values I could add to this network;
Let's chat over a coffee or lunch one of these days.
Regards,
(Name)”
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Agile mindset👀
HE, Governor Seyi Makinde, has shared some tips on good governance. 🥰
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We saw Wiz
We saw David
We saw Burna
Now it's Remy boy❤️❤️❤️❤️
“I am so happy… shoutout to the people who opened the doors for me. Big shoutout to Fela who started Afrobeats in the first place. 2Baba, Don Jazzy, D’Banj, D Prince, Runtown, Timaya, Wizkid, Burna Boy, Davido.”
“And I want to give a huge shoutout to the new generation of
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Wetin kill am?
“He lied during the interview that he's capable of supporting 4 Scrum Teams.”
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You're ignorant. Not that I expected something better from you in the first place.
the nba is the best league in the world that’s why the champs are “world champs” 🤦🏻♂️
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“Savior Complex”
That's how you've been viewing him this whole time. Shame on you!
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I laughed so hard, man😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Watch Larsa Pippen With a Straight Face Who Cheated on Scottie Twice With Future and Her Son's Married Teammate Say She Was TRAUMATIZED That Michael Jordan Doesn't Approve of Her Dating His Son, Who Was in Baby SIze Jordans When Larsa First Met Him (Vids)
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Who is Barnabas?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Please tell me it's not who I'm thinking.
*Referee awards Al-Nassr a penalty*
Mané: *attempts to pick up the ball*
Barnabas:
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