Josh
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Bred in LA, raised in Ohio. Housewives and other delusional ramblings.
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6’4” muscle bottoms kissing their 5’5” tops while they’re out at the club
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Throwing a casual disclaimer at the end of your weird attention seeking post is not a get out of jail free card for making a weird attention seeking post
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Not to brag or anything, but the doctor who did my testicular cancer screening said that my balls were perfect 💅🏼
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If you are thinking about posting a Pride thirst trap today, read the room.
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I called my ex and he answered while he was snowed in on a date with this guy who drove three hours to be there
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People are always like “oh owww I’m crying from cutting this onion” but do you ever take one second to think about how the onion must feel?
@HalfOnionInABag
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@tyleroakley
They don’t have gender reveal parties to plan anymore because of coronavirus so they’ve switched to sharing other dumb ideas on the internet
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@DonnGunvalson
Ewwwww Shannon can do so much better so her and Archie are going to be just fine
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@imjustinrandall
I used to think your tweets were funny, but now they seem like they are all just different cries for help
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Has anyone else ever considered rear ending (gently) a car with a cute dog in it to be able to say hi?
@dog_rates
is this a no no?
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This person who ate this farted on that plane and caused that door to blow out
Fuck 30 wings and 48 oysters, gimme 30 of these 🤤😮💨
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@SomaKazima
Imagine getting on a Southwest flight and having to take this seriously when making a seat choice
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@bassnectar
Walking through Blockbuster on a Friday night, not yet knowing exactly which movie or N64 game would make my weekend.
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@thebravobabe_
It is the real HOUSEWIVES of New Jersey not the real 5’5” men with self esteem and narcissism of New Jersey show
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I’ve never related to Erika Jayne more
these photos of erika jayne are how you know shit has really hit the fan
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35 years???? Does anyone have good deals on funerals because mine is close
35 years later and an entire generation is still traumatized by this scene in The Land Before Time
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@UbbidubbiFest
Duh,
@kaskade
because he’s a helicopter pilot so we’d have a way off when we were done chilling to an exclusive island redux set 😎
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@queensofbravo
This is what I wanted but I can already tell that these scenes are going to make me cringeeeeeeee
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@popLOCKEdropit
Sorry, we will be back to making jokes about poppers and using philosophical quotes for thirst traps soon enough
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This is the house in Portland that gives kids loose cigarettes and buzz balls for Halloween
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This is why he’s on Grindr babe
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