will be locking myself in my tower for a time. many brigands and bandits have south to deal blows against me. goodbye apprentices and commoners.

@MOED0LL you're going to be a charred corpse you're gonna have to quit jiraitwt and join deadtwt I'm an accompolwished war wizard you little shit I brought down lightning and cooked men in their armor I instantly drew the moisture from a rival mage and throttled his weak apprentice

@angelkyui what if one of them was a wizard and you had to fight a duel against him you would lose yui because i haven't taught you dueling techniques :(

@angelkyui what would u do if they weigh their scales down because they want british people to not be as big as americans

@MOED0LL I've never had a JAFFA CAKE but I watched yogscast as a kid and spiritually they're my favorite snack. YOURWEWWLCOME BESTIE YOURE AWESOME IM DYING BECAUSE YOUR COOLNESS RADIATION IS TOO GREAT FOR MY LAME WIZARD BODY

@MOED0LL WORLDS WILL BURN...

@angelkyui it's not your bmi the scales are clearly weighted improperly

@MOED0LL I HOPE ITS NOTHING SERIOUS AND THEYRE LIKE "yeah yui it's head explosion disease but it's okay they just synthesuzed a cure after Margaret Thatcher killed all the native British Guackafawkle mice who's tails were necessary to it's production" and you can go "yay :D"

@praetorgeist @MOED0LL also if someone has a giant magnetic you would be at risk i think because metal is magnetic heh I took a lesson in Contemporary Physics at the Imperial Academy heh

@MOED0LL I'm taking you to rehab we can't have you joining all those half-orcish opioid addicts.

@praetorgeist @MOED0LL why is girlie so real for this scrunchies are the shit because if you're lost in the wild you can take out the elastic and use it to tie things and if you're trapped in the middle of the Deep woods that's a good thing just saying

@MOED0LL why r u doing drugs yui...have been going north lately...

@MOED0LL I played the DS rerelease and caught Lugia in like two days and my older brother was jealous and anyway that's how I had a scar on the back of my head after an assassination attempt

@Zooweemama50 Have you tried just being genuinely angry

@MOED0LL yes like me and you cut were silly and people care about us heh

@MOED0LL WARD WARD CSTING WARDS CALL ME WARDCASTER

@MOED0LL no you have someone who loves you so youre a WINNER virgin and everyone knows gamblers NEVER win heh...you do the math...

@MOED0LL :( i want to know all the secrets ever