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@payt0nlxne
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7 years
RT if you’re from the 407 Kissimmee, FL St. Cloud, FL Orlando, FL Winter Park, FL Sanford, FL Longwood, FL Apopka, FL Lake Mary, FL Maitland, FL Oviedo, FL Windermere, FL Ocoee, FL Pine Hills, FL Oakridge, FL Casselberry, FL
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@payt0nlxne
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@AedraRising @DKuzNY @sleepy_devo @Rosaelegonza @heyyitsjanea love how he just *didn’t* respond to this lmao
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@payt0nlxne
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8 years
a boy and his 🐱
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@payt0nlxne
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9 years
when trump destroys the country or Hillary goes back on everything she's said Bernie will be like
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@payt0nlxne
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5 years
CVS in kissimmee on 192 is now a “CVS y más” and that’s the most kissimmee thing I’ve ever seen in my life
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@payt0nlxne
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3 years
@TheMadEmery @heylucymay definitely scott’s tots. still haven’t seen the end of that episode to this day lmfao
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@payt0nlxne
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2 years
@KeithMontalbo u and voltorb
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@payt0nlxne
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3 years
u say it’s just for fun but u just read tf out of me, a virgo rising stressing about money and how i’m tired of where I am in life 🤕
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@payt0nlxne
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9 years
when ur lowkey Disney af http://t.co/WQOg6goBCj
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@payt0nlxne
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6 years
oh i, i’m all you could ever need #LGBTQaroundtheworld
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@payt0nlxne
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8 years
the only DMs I slide into are Depressed Moods
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@payt0nlxne
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6 years
I don’t understand people who get bothered by being asked for feet pics for money like I WISH someone would ask me lmfaooo
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@payt0nlxne
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5 years
I never thought this man was that attractive until now
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@payt0nlxne
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3 years
@leighaulsberry @_renrenee bUT THERES NO DRUG AROUND. QUITE LIKE WHAT I FOUND IN YOU YOOOUUU
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@payt0nlxne
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3 years
sharpay was right. this is NOT what I want this is NOT what I planned and I just gotta say I do NOT understand
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@payt0nlxne
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6 years
i’ve been kinda blue lately 🔵
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@payt0nlxne
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6 years
@daquijay AND HES NOT EVEN GOOD
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@payt0nlxne
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5 years
maybe I snapped (and maddy definitely did)
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@payt0nlxne
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3 years
@AsapDawid @downbadforreal people who actually use astrology CORRECTLY use it to learn about themselves so that they CAN see their flaws, take accountability for their bad behaviors and learn how to deal w them to become a better person. don’t lump us in w those who use it for as an excuse.
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@payt0nlxne
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8 years
if i had to choose one picture to describe how i feel every single day it would be this
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@payt0nlxne
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7 years
happy looks good on me 💛
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@payt0nlxne
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6 years
one of my biggest pet peeves is slut shaming. let people do what they wanna do with their own goddamn bodies. as long as they aren’t destroying relationships and/or being unsafe about it, it’s fuckin okay. also like why be so bothered at what other people are doing w their lives?
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@payt0nlxne
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4 years
just one more day
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@payt0nlxne
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7 years
THIS HIT ME RIGHT IN THE HEART
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@payt0nlxne
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3 years
meanwhile jennifer hudson’s casually hitting the fuck out of those notes in the back
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OH MY GODDDDJDDJDJDJ
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@payt0nlxne
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4 years
broke the law for these #quarantinedLGBTQ
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@payt0nlxne
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9 years
I'm now a tattooed boy 😋
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@payt0nlxne
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6 years
here are some workout pics for the culture 💪🏼 #bodyposiLGBTQ
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@payt0nlxne
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6 years
hey everyone so if any of y’all are ever contemplating driving drunk remember that my back was broken bc a guy decided he was good enough to drive. not only could you fuck up your life but you could also fuck up the lives of others. thanks for coming to my TED talk.
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@payt0nlxne
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6 years
story time: so I HATE tomatoes w A PASSION and one time my first bf and I were having a fight over something and this bitch said “I GAVE UP TOMATOES FOR YOU” I said ?????????? I guess he wanted to impress me so much that he ACTED like he hated tomatoes when he actually loved them
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@payt0nlxne
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9 years
first week of college be like http://t.co/MmMLrc8Vhw
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@payt0nlxne
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3 years
bitch my jaw DROPPED lmfaoooo he said “when i’m older you’re gonna die. you’re gonna return to the universe.” how does he have such an understanding of death already??????
@nostalgiaonfilm
Janet ✨
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🥺🥺🥺🥺
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@payt0nlxne
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6 years
posting these before my phone dies #embracetheLGBTQ
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@payt0nlxne
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10 years
when you see a really hot guy http://t.co/uqNHN1dVan
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@payt0nlxne
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9 years
if you can give me a reason why gay marriage shouldn't be legal without mentioning the Bible or religion then I will respect your opinion
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@payt0nlxne
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3 years
crazy how y’all just forgot summer walker’s antivax and xenophobic comments against asian people :/
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@payt0nlxne
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9 years
it's kinda been awhile ☀️
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@payt0nlxne
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6 years
i still can’t believe everyone acted like milk & honey was the pinnacle of poetry
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@payt0nlxne
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8 years
that shit goes down to hell and they fixed it in a week?? but yet east oak street gotta take a whole year???
@elliotwagland
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So you remember the giant sinkhole that opened up in Japan last week? Well it's fixed!
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@payt0nlxne
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8 years
i was a lil intoxicated when i posted this snap and i kinda regret it lmfaooo
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@payt0nlxne
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9 years
tired & sad hbu
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@payt0nlxne
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6 years
YA BOY’S GONNA GRADUATE I’M ACTUALLY CRYING RN
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@payt0nlxne
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6 years
hey look at how nice @darksharklord made me look
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@payt0nlxne
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3 years
I was like “I mean it still ain’t goin all that fast” and then it turned around lmao
@OregonRolledA20
Oregon Rolled A 20
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Even cows get Zoomies
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@payt0nlxne
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4 years
I got approved for an apartment 🥺
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@payt0nlxne
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@FlorkOfCows I relate to this on a spiritual level
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@payt0nlxne
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6 years
get lost in a field to find what you’re missing 🌾🌾
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@payt0nlxne
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2 years
can we pls grow up and let people say they’re bi without telling them they’re not bi
@xavierroblesss
XAVIER ROBLES 🇮🇹
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now everyone swears they’re bi… be fr gay boy
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@payt0nlxne
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5 years
hi everyone i’ve officially stopped smoking so pls don’t offer to smoke w me bc I will say yes
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@payt0nlxne
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7 years
..... my eyes have to be playing tricks on me there's no way i just read this
@TPM
Talking Points Memo
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House Science Committee Chair says melting arctic ice is good because it creates more water for ships to sail over
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@payt0nlxne
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9 years
thanks Heebah for making me pretty
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@payt0nlxne
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3 years
I thought the kirby had a donald trump toupee for a second omg
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@payt0nlxne
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8 years
no relationship is gonna be easy or perfect so if u have that idea in ur head pls let it go
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@payt0nlxne
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6 years
i’m gonna need kissimmee and orlando to learn from this example pls
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@payt0nlxne
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7 years
for real this is my favorite vine of all time. you can see the sheer terror in her eyes and her face. her whole life flashed before her eyes. it gets me literally every. single. time.
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@payt0nlxne
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5 years
a kissimmee/poinciana legend 🥺
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@payt0nlxne
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8 years
there's so much happening in this headline
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8 years
#growingupinkissimmee "why are you late?" "there was a train."
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8 years
wtf you mean "we"? i'm pretty sure going on misinformed rants in front of a camera doesn't count as hard work
@TomiLahren
Tomi Lahren
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These Hollywood elites wouldn't know average, every day hard-working Americans if we bit them in the ass. #GoldenGlobes
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they’ll be okay.
@thehill
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NRA spokeswoman: Raising rifle age limit is "punishing the 19-year-old deer hunter"
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@payt0nlxne
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idk who told y’all you can’t get covid twice but I need u to know u most definitely can get it twice. not right away, but you’re not immune forever.
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@payt0nlxne
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8 years
my pictures w minerva are exploding bc morgan omg lmfao
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@payt0nlxne
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6 years
orlando is in the middle of florida. there’s obviously a beach in the background of third picture. who are u fooling
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@payt0nlxne
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3 years
@danielmontalvo0 @rossettiroman @JewlsIconn he is also gay so I don’t rly understand why he’s bein like this lmfao
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6 years
wish me luck lmfao
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@payt0nlxne
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8 years
she doesn't stand anymore now she lounges around my neck 🐱
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@GhostOfZion @tammmss @_yessii23 her name is “PRO common sense” meanwhile there’s no common sense in sight
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@payt0nlxne
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6 years
I really hate having a crush like i’m almost 22 years old wtf I look like having a cRuSh
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I need your love http://t.co/UAd73yKhzM
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@payt0nlxne
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@allglorytogodd @NandoAranguena @lasaddgirl_ “embarrassed” is not the same word as “embarrassment “
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@payt0nlxne
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2 years
everyone do urself a favor and go listen to escapism by raye
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5 years
when JID said “I’m tired, might put a tommy gun in tomi lahren’s mouth” I felt that
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@payt0nlxne
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4 years
something about the police department leading kissimmee’s protest just doesn’t sit right w me
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@payt0nlxne
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6 years
one time at a party I was P L A S T E R E D and I found a box of apple jacks and couldn’t find any bowls so I just poured milk into the whole bag and everyone started yelling at me (understandably) and my only defense was “WE CAN SHARE IT”
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9 years
I'm so needy when it comes to attention it's honestly annoying but idc I just want confirmation that I'm loved and special sigh
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6 years
instead of watching 13 Reasons Why y’all should watch something of substance like Dear White People
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4 years
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5 years
same, there’s nothing like a nice $100 bill
@squillboxxx
squillboxxx
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I’m a sucker for b*g b*lls
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@payt0nlxne
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6 years
I wanna see her collab with voice lessons
@Ceci20GS
Cecilia 🩵
6 years
Who do you guys like for Taylor to collab with?? I would say lady Gaga, Adele, panic at the disco
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8 years
this is the best thing I've ever seen
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@payt0nlxne
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6 years
my dad tried to tell me that the FSU doctors only tell me that I have depression bc they “want money” like dad I wanna die every day wtf else would you call that
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@payt0nlxne
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8 years
YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER IS ALLOWED TO THINK OTHER PEOPLE ARE ATTRACTIVE
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@payt0nlxne
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6 years
hi it’s been a minute since I posted mirror selfies
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5 years
idk what song I was expecting but it was NOT this one
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@payt0nlxne
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6 years
why is he so bad at doing literally everything
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Wad
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What the hell kind of coin toss is that @realDonaldTrump ?????
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@payt0nlxne
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you’re right, you’re not defending it. you’re full on advocating for it. you’re telling men it’s okay to beat women who are “stupid and annoying.” as if thats a valid reason to beat your lover. (newsflash: it’s not.) how about instead of blaming the abused, we blame the abuser??
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@payt0nlxne
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6 years
anyone else set their alarms at least 30 minutes before they actually need to get up so they can lay in bed and hate their lives about having to get up
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the glo up im tryna experience
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