Paul Robalino
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Comedy guy @dropout @gamechangersam @vipeopleshow @smartypantsdo @dirtylaundrydo @makesomenoisedo @monetsparty 🇪🇨🏳️🌈 he/him
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People commenting “God’s timing is always right” should be ashamed of themselves. This should have happened YEARS ago
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@AceCruzat
I have a question do you believe this tweet is real or do you think that maybe it’s just a joke
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Made out with a random guy at a bar and then he went “I love Dropout btw”
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Leg day is just a fake day invented by Big Leg to sell more leg
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Very happy people found this so funny! I spent six years making content for CollegeHumor and Comedy Central. Staff me on your projects! Once I get out of federal prison.
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It’s just a live stream of my birthday barbecue
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@DC_Draino
So you agree. Civil disobedience and willful destruction of property is necessary when a community feels unheard and oppressed by their government
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If you watch the premiere of
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@dropout
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Before I came out of the closet, one of my biggest worries was whether my future boyfriend and I would ever feel safe showing affection in public. If only I could reverse time and tell my young, fearful self: lmao what boyfriend.
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@_pem_pem
You can see this change in old sports photos too. These are from 1882 and 1950 respectively
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Real shoot for the new thing!
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This episode is one of my favorites ever. The entire crew was cumming so much
TONIGHT! Watch as
@vicmmic
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@JacobWysocki
, and Lou Wilson survive the gauntlet that is... SAM SAYS 3.
Featuring new devastating minigames such as DON'T LOOK NOW as well as the cruel game mechanics such as THE SWEAR JAR. 🫣🫙
Cast, I am so sorry.
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It takes months and months to plan a season of Game Changer! (We’ve already started for the next.) Read more about it here!
Dropout’s ‘Game Changer’ Wins by Playing With the Format of Game Shows Themselves
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A GAY SLEEPOVER ON DROPOUT STARRING MONÉT X CHANGE THAT PAUL WAS THE SHOWRUNNER OF??? WE WON!!!!!
💋💤Now presenting: the trailer for 'Monét's Slumber Party' - premiering July 19th only on
@dropout
!
#MonetsSlumberParty
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Every episode this season is so fun we are struggling to keep them under an hour
🪄GAME CHANGER SEASON 6 TRAILER✨
Join
@samreich
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@dropout
#GameChanger
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[Dirty Laundry Lily Du voice] Will the person who did this secret please take a hit of their poppers
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🚨 Ariana Grande announces new single “yes, and?” out this Friday, January 12th.
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I’m so fucking jealous
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The inventor of colons after Disney dropped High School Musical: The Musical: The Series: The Soundtrack: The Final Season
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This song is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard and I’m so happy it’s a fancam now
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TikTok took this down for “hate speech” so I’m posting it here
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This is not a 97% increase it’s a 3233% increase.
‘WINNIE THE POOH: BLOOD AND HONEY 2’ debuts with 100% on Rotten Tomatoes.
A 97% rating increase from the first film & already has more positive reviews
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@electrolemon
@rosstmiller
Or when a character gets a pertinent text from their friend/partner but there is no other text history between them
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Clearing out old emails and I found my CollegeHumor job offer from 2015 😮
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It’s a very special feeling to have people out in the world love something that I also love
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I want everyone on the queer spectrum to feel comfortable coming out and living as their truest self. On the other hand gay bars are already quite crowded
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Jinkies, guys, my glasses! I can't find my glasses!
[𝗖𝗥𝗨𝗨𝗨𝗡𝗖𝗛]
Oh nooo. Now I can't see AND I got Nature Valley crumbs all over the carpet.
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Please vote for our little show. It is my dream to WANK. (Webby, AVN Award, Nobel Prize, Kids Choice)
Wow! Very Important People has been nominated for a Webby award for best Comedy Video! (probably just a mistake and should be Investigative Journalism, we'll look into it)
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Do not expect to learn a single thing from my Smartypants talk
This week on Dropout:
⭕M:
@GameChangerSam
season finale (part 1) w/
@agbeardsley
,
@rekhalshankar
, Jess Ross,
@GrantOB
,
@KatieMarovitch
,
@BrennanLM
,
@ZacOyama
☝️Tu:
@UmActuallyShow
w/
@jarvis
,
@electrolemon
, and
@JordanAdika
📽️W:
@dimension20show
new season trailer
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He’s a 10 but that’s not a good picture of him I swear hold on lemme find another one
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@MaryBal57650553
She is 29. Personally I think it is valuable to have representatives in Congress who are personally familiar with struggles of everyday Americans. Especially someone representing POC and low-income constituents in the Bronx.
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Weedle 221 7/7
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Fun fact before we landed on Smartypants I pitched the title “Quackademia”
🐷👖 A new episode of Smartypants is out now on
@dropout
!
Join host Rekha Shankar and speakers Ross Bryant, Alexis Rhiannon, and Raphael Chestang for an evening of insightful discussion on swing, bombing the moon, and how to write emails like a white lady.
#Smartypants
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The way none of you clocked that “working late cause I’m a Singer” is commentary on industrial sewing machines and the inhumane treatment of turn-of-the-century textile workers
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Imagine what America would be if our first president had been Shington instead of his evil version, Washington
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It is morally bankrupt to wish death upon ANYONE, unless they are…*checks notes* five innocent Black teens
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I still think mine is better: “Rotate the thing clockwise, it’ll become more secure like a lock-wise; turn it the other direction and you’ll have less of a connection a.k.a. it will be loose.”
whoever coined the phrase "righty tighty, lefty loosey" was probably the greatest communicator in the history of the english language. do you think he had to workshop it to get it there or do you think inspiration struck him like a bolt of lightning
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A little bit of behind-the-scenes: we all had a good sense of humor about it and as HR called names to give us our exit packets everyone was clapping and cheering like it was graduation. Really embodies the spirit of what it was like to work at one of the hubs of internet comedy
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This joke literally came to me in a dream that’s why it’s stupid
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Math be like “Sohcahtoa”
History be like “Sacagawea”
Spanish be like “Sacapuntas”
Music be like “Sock it to me”
Sex Ed be like “Suck a penis”
Lunch be like “Sick o’ pizza”
LIKE this tweet if you’re sick of pizza for lunch!!!!
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No one:
Latina mom on tv who otherwise only ever speaks English: mijo
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He and I performed at a standup show together once in college and he was nice.
Fans are thirsting over JFK’s grandson, Jack Schlossberg, after he’s named Vogue political correspondent
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A few months ago I told a story on
@DirtyLaundryDO
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@ThisAmerLife
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What story did I share on tomorrow’s
@DirtyLaundryDO
that made
@LilyD
@GrantOB
@MikeWTrapp
@BrennanLM
@vorpahlsword
react like this? Drop your guesses ⬇️
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2 show announcements in 1 day 🏆
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I’m so happy with how this one turned out! You’re in for something really special! Also I apologize in advance for my presentation!
🎦Now presenting: the trailer for Dropout's new show, Smartypants
🗣️Premiering April 25th - only on
@dropout
🐖👖
#Smartypants
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Does anyone have a real sense of historical time. You can tell me Homo sapiens emerged 10,000 years ago and I’d be like yup sounds about right. Then you could be like actually it was 400 million years ago and I’d be like I know I was obviously kidding
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Me replying to someone on an app: I think we’ve met before
Meanwhile in my head: We met in 2013 at the Surly Goat in West Hollywood. You were working as an NBC page and living with your dad’s friend. You went to Wesleyan. We also ran into each other in Los Feliz on July 9th 2021
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A boy in college hit on me by saying: “Before you walked into class, I thought I was the hottest guy in the room. Then I saw you and realized, no… you and I… we’re tied.”
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What’s that picture that makes you say “Wow my thighs are so thicc?”
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Pidgey used leer… it's super effective! Hell yeah! Keep going Pidgey baby you are absolutely killing this Spanish test! Pidgey used bailar
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Last night I won a prize at the Drink Talk Learn party for my presentation on how Kelly Rowland secretly sung the second verse on Beyoncé’s “Check On It” ft. Slim Thug and was never credited due to a massive cover-up.
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@WolfgangTowns
@ANTFERNY
I was thinking replace the washer with a top-loading washer, and make it so that the granite countertop also hinges upward? But agreed that the “not living here” option is best
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We were wondering if people would figure it out ✨
Monét, Bob & Alaska playing guess the gibberish. Not the abrupt cut lol 🖤
I smell something new coming... What could it be??? 👀 Whatever it is, I'm excited for it!!! 🖤
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