Paul Balze 🐀
@paul_balze
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I am large; I contain multitudes.
Glen Burnie, MD
Joined June 2015
How these should go... Muskerfuckers: Why should you keep your job? Worker: (calm, firm voice, making eye contact with each Mfer) Because all of you enjoy solid food, walking...and breathing.
BREAKING: A government worker reports that fresh-faced 19, 20, and 21-year-olds from DOGE are running 15-minute kangaroo courts to decide if federal employees keep their jobs. Bureaucracy just turned into an episode of Shark Tank, but with interns holding the gavel.
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RT @johncusack: SCOTUS ruled a President cannot commit a crime while being President….that does not apply to underlings committing crimes o…
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RT @johncusack: Look at the little petulant baby musk and his lackeys - shadow banning this tweet so only 5000 see it out of 1.8 million
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RT @CoryBooker: Donald Trump is making a deliberate attempt to overwhelm the system, and to overwhelm you. It can be difficult to keep up.…
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RT @AmandaRantsAlot: Hey, I’m Amanda Conner! I’m a comic artist and sometimes comic writer, and I’ve been doing this for almost 31 😱 freaki…
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@Mopar_Logic Also, the Prowler got the H.O. version of the 3.5L V6, which made HP near or higher than the 4.7 and 5.9 Magnum V8s available in the Ram and Dakota
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RT @gggirl924: I say that if Elon hates the way we run our country so much, maybe he should go back to his.
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