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Non binary Lesbian Bengoli 🇵🇸🏳️🌈 • Ambedkarite • AVN award winner 💅🏻• Fart Scientist 🥼 • IITian🧕🏿• Congress IT cell
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I request Ukrainians to donate 1000 crores to help me scam you in name of charity ,I will defeat Russia for you in The Washington Post.
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Magic of Glycerin
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Car burned :
Why did you bought a car ?
Mobile got stolen :
Why were you having it ?
My son got beaten :
Why didn't you sleep that night.
Terrørist attacks :
Award them, arrest security guards.
"In future you'll hear such things as Justice Kant will be CJI soon."
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Just did
@Iyervval
give ₹1 Lakh to me to show gratitude.
Haters will say it's fake !
AIM >>>>>>>>> Angel Manaf
#InternationalDayofYoga
I will write a cheque of Rs 500,000 in favour of
@Iyervval
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@sushantsareen
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@Dr_Uditraj
That's why
@theskindoctor13
changed his profile to compete with you Mufti Udit ul Hagle.
#ठरकी_दिवस
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@theskindoctor13
Mughals also helped Lord Ram to defeat Ravana and rescue Mata Sita .
Source : My Wish
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@meerfaisal01
So minorities were hiding petrol under dargas ?
That's why Oil prices are high.
Hence proved😎
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@HSajwanization
Sir for her they are gentleman who make scholars out of kids with pilgrimage to various nation as 1st priority in form of bums💣
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@moronhumor
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Countries like Mars , Jupiter , Pluto and North star used to be Chief Guest of Mughal emperors during their 'Repubiç Day'.
Now all these countries became planets after 2014 !
Bring back my neighbours Mo-dee !!
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@theskindoctor13
@chetan_bhagat
Afghanistan will get democracy by
Afghanistan + democracy = Afghanocracy
Gandhi , Jinnah will be one
Gandhi + Jinnah = Gannah
China will become GF of Taiwan by
China + Taiwan = Chiwan
*Gf means Good Friend.
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@GautamGambhir
@Uchiha__30
Perfect time for Sonu Man to unleash his powers.
OR
Wear Heejab to save yourself.
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@TheZaiduLeaks
Pakistan has better shooters , world class athletes and supportive ministers who can cancel the
#TokyoOlympics
for indefinite period by yelling 3 magical words
" Ola or Uber "
So the real credit goes to Pakistan for allowing
#Olympics
to start peacefully.
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@ANI
"Providing security to judges will hurt sentiment of minorities, undermine their educational gun training.
XYZ report has shown that this security is reason behind sectarian attacks on them and rise of hatred."
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@Nher_who
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@ANI
If Akhilesh wins
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If Yogi ji wins
"Hatred won , communal forces dominated, india in danger , Ghettos for minorities .........."
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Mughals built gardens as they knew it's a passive source of income to achieve $ 5 trillion economy by 2025 , helped India to be a "Vishwaguru" whereas Brahmins only built caste system.
"Modi can erase name of Mughal but not their legacy."
#MughalGarden
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This guy is being harassed physically, sacksually for being a woman by ABVP goons.
"Auråton ki ijjat mat luto" 🙏🏻
#JNUViolence
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@dhruv_rathee
Believe it or not :
Gaan chatoras were boycotting Oxygen justifying it as Bhakts inhales it !!
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#LawrenceBishnoi
is a freedom fighter like Bhagat Singh & he fought to save India from external threats. Why such nation lovers end up in jail ?
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Netizens :
#RajatDalal
is right /
#RajveerFitness
is right.
***Meanwhile Rajat-Rajveer after 3 days of controversy to gain followers.
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@MahaRathii
Fact check : 65 year old man left to shiver in artic winds of Kerala by local sanghis by depriving him of his clothes.
~ Lubair
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@AzzatAlsaalem
Wow ! He smashed age old patriarchal system and proved Age is just a number.
Award him with
@NobelPrize
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@TheZaiduLeaks
Listen to this Gem
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Just two activists who gave their clothes to the needy
Nation is indebted to you guys.
#RanveerSingh
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@HSajwanization
Special thanks to Houthis and Rana Ayyub for bringing unbreakable unity in UAE.
#WeStandOnRanaAyyub
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@theskindoctor13
@GAUAHAR_KHAN
He is proton , neutron , electron , cathode , anode , velocity , time , inertia , superuddhav , demigod , deity , art , superconductor , Kohinoor , ductile , resource.
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@ANI
6 point action plan :
1. Make Delhi new Continent
2. Advertisement on clean water
3. Shooting toxic foam with "bow and arrow"
4. Cleaning river by Filter paper on Tractors
5. Asking proof of promises
6. Asking river Yamuna to become AAPian
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Supreme Court slams Nupur Sharma and says she should apologise to the whole country. Supreme Court says she and her loose tongue has set the entire country on fire. Supreme Court says her outburst is responsible for the unfortunate incident at Udaipur, where a tailor was murdered
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@theskindoctor13
@ANI
Countries like Mars , Jupiter , Pluto and North star used to be Chief Guest of Mughal emperors during their 'Repubiç Day'.
Now all these countries became planets after 2014 !
Bring back my neighbours Mo-dee !!
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@total_woke_
£iberals in Shaheen Bagh : Sab but uthwaye jaayenge
£iberals on Marx day : Red salute to Comrade Marx in front of Marx effigy.
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@theskindoctor13
Salma arrested for stone pelting.
Salma trained Jhansi ki Rani to fight against Britishers,turned weak man like Steve Rogers into Avenger but dark forces led by Loki captured her soul,ordered her to pelt stone on Yatra to be free again.
Hence arrest Loki release her !
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@GormentDr
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Kohli = 5
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OMG !! Now it's a MASTERSTROKE from " 56 " .
Ye
#Diwali
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#RussiaUkraine
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@Gabbar0099
Can it help to stop Ukraine war , solve water crisis , can help Manipur to become normal ?
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Prophet SONU SOOD :
Har koi kaam ruka reh jaye
Agar Prophet tweet kar jaaye,
Prophet Sood -(3) !
Dil ke hai kameen
Tweet ke Shokeen,
Han han han Prophet Sood - (3) !
Karte kum hai kaam
PR , tax chori par hai dhyan,
Han han han -(3) !
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