Patches Chance
@patcheschance
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📝 Words: @GinxTV, @GameRant. Co-Founder of @LetThemWrestle. Gay 🏴☠️ at @ofmdframes. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Schrödinger's Queer. 🎙 Co-Host of @WCRewind. Bluesky bound.
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james cameron emerging from a titanic dive only to hear bill paxton go "the worst terrorist attack in history jim" because yes, this is how he found out about 9/11
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the waffle house chair moment is even more insane slowed down
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The Ocean of Soul! Texas Southern University marching band absolutely killed it with this Bianca Belair entrance! Real #WrestleMania shit!
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They really did it. The American Nightmare. Cody Rhodes is at #WrestleMania, and his tattoo is an augmented reality 3D graphic.
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can’t wait for people who haven’t seen rebels to watch ahsoka and meet the coldest motherfucker in all of star wars, THRAWN
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@bvkakke this is actually not funny, vending machines only do this when under extreme duress.
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First time @rhysiedarby got to answer a question on Family Feud went exactly as well as you think it did.
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Getting to see William Regal and Tony Schiavone have this moment makes me so unbelievably happy. #AEWDynamite
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I can’t believe Sami Zayn and Johnny Knoxville went out and did an Attitude Era Hardcore Title Match x Jackass crossover at #WrestleMania
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replace dan lambert with sonny kiss in literally everything on aew television send tweet
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taika waititi is trending again and every time i'm like "omg is there news or something" and no we all just can never stop thirsting over this man #ofmd
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for those looking for more context, this is near the end of Ghosts of the Abyss, IMAX doc filmed after they made Titanic where they went back down to the wreck, cameron asked paxton to come along for the trip to narrate the doc and he even dove down in the sub to see it himself.
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Edge has new entrance music courtesy of Alter Bridge once again, this theme being “The Other Side,” but y’all are burying the lede of his dark “you think you know me” at the beginning. #WWERaw
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lmfaooo steve harvey completely unhinged because finn darby spoke 💀
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Dana Brooke has literally approached me at a bar to say her and Bobby Lashley are looking for a third. 💀 #WWE2K22
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cody rhodes realizing that even though he doesn't have to put over darby allin anymore, now he has to put over matt riddle
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Holy fucking shit uhh look I don’t want to alarm anyone but we should notify Dallas that a thousand foot tall Roman Reigns statue has come to life and is setting off explosions by ATT Stadium #WrestleMania
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No big deal, just @rhysiedarby with a perfect score in Fast Money to put a mountain of pressure on @sambaschutte. #FamilyFeud #OFMD (1/2)
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Everything I’ve learned about Kanye West & Pete Davidson has been against my will.
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Pat McAfee got “Seven Nation Army” by The White Stripes and the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders for his #WrestleMania entrance. Fucking legend.
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“Stone Cold” Steve Austin is braced tf up! He has the ATV! He’s throwin shit! Let’s fucking go! #WrestleMania
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Hilariously contradictory for Vince McMahon to say he listens to the audience and then immediately say he doesn’t pay attention to what anyone on the internet says because they’re biased. So how do you listen? Is there a phone line? Can I send a letter? How EXACTLY do you listen?.
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@JennieRoberson @Blacktress My favorite so far is the kid going to the grocery store and forgetting the curry and walking out then going “THE CURRY” before running back into the store 💀.
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Kacy Catanzaro explaining why she is now Katana Chance has only left me significantly more confused as to what the hell they’re even trying to do here? #WWENXT
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damson idris bringing up he hasn't learned to play the saxophone he bought only for jeff bridges to provide a practical solution complete with saxophone sound effects and it completely wrecks kieran culkin and pedro pascal and everyone at the table lmfao
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The Rated R Superstar becomes His Infernal Majesty. Edge with an absolutely insane #WrestleMania entrance.
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dear @david_jenkins__ plz release more our flag means death scripts because we need more gems like “that new ship smell” and lucius being “spritely” and black pete “thinks he’s the ultimate pirate, isn’t” 💀 #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath #RenewAsACrew
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“Ah okay, I guess I’ll do it then.” 😂 . Love getting to hear Chris Hero talk about Tracy Smothers. #IndieHOF
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Ed Marinaro channeling some WWE Hall of Fame speeches with this Vikings pick announcement 😂 #NFLDraft
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also rip my notifs, y'all should watch the hit hbo max pirate comedy our flag means death
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@stillindigo @Pandoras_Boxes lmfao it works on web mobile but not in the app even after i updated it 💀
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Vince McMahon out there at every bit of 76 years old for one more Stone Cold Stunner and this relic did the worst sell of all time 💀 Steve Austin can’t stop laughing 😂 #WrestleMania
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“I hate to break it to you, but if people want to love you, there isn’t really anything you can do to stop them.”. FUCK cliff why would you say that and make me cry like this 😭 #DoomPatrol #DoomPatrolSpoilers
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david tennant said "oh you wanna watch ahsoka to escape good omens making you sad, tough news champ" #AhsokaSpoilers
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No big deal, just @rhysiedarby with a perfect score in Fast Money to put a mountain of pressure on @sambaschutte. #FamilyFeud #OFMD (2/2)
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this is so funny because I bet WWE filmed this Corey & Carmella show thinking they could sell it to USA or Peacock and clearly got “lol no thanks” as a response so instead they’re just putting the whole thing on YouTube.
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I will never get tired of watching Brock Lesnar react to Keith Lee. How do you have this and just go “nah, we’re good”?
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Over two weeks after releasing them, three AI-generated shirts remain on sale by @ShopAEW. Their actions haven’t gone unnoticed, even if @AEW refuses to comment. I spoke to @TwilightPalms, @RNKFshirts, @JCPxDESIGNS, and @LindsayRaeGun for @PasteMagazine.
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y'all still reeling from the latest piña coladas update? probably need a break after ed's scribbled notes, yeah? . too bad @faeeebaeee interview jumpscare 📟 .
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@motivatefenty So much of this show was chaotic cringe but every now and then GLEE actually figured shit out:.
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@stebedonnet “queer youths with daddy issues”. just gonna pretend I’m not 30 and that’s still a category I’m in.
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“The Cancel Culture Mutawa”. Really high level comedy that Kane, who came out of retirement while actively serving as Mayor of Knox County, Tennessee to have the worst match of his career in Saudi Arabia, is actively comparing basic accountability to Saudi’s religious police.
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@stevierosebudds Okay but why are they promoting the show like to gain new viewers with THE EMOTIONAL CLIMAX OF THE SERIES AND THE BIGGEST SPOILER POSSIBKE.
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Hangman Page really gave Adam Cole a Crown of Thorns on Good Friday and executed his ass. Metal as fuck. #AEWRampage
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imagine being tessa blanchard and having all the talent in the world along with a second gen name but being such a racist asshole that you ruin your entire reputation by the age of 26.
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Full CNN segment about Vince McMahon stepping down as CEO of WWE, with an appearance by Dave Meltzer. (Part 1 of 2)
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Triple H had a lot of great moments, but by far the best work he ever did was his reaction to Mankind becoming Cactus Jack ahead of their Street Fight at Royal Rumble 2000.
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Merry Christmas to the Grindr dude who sucked my dick half a dozen times in NYC two years ago that still texts me on every major holiday.
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the only national treasures are dolly parton, pedro pascal, and cocaine bear.
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Izzy in Piña Coladas when Stede walked into Hornigolds:
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this is not a joke @TonyKhan your program would be 722% better with this small change. that's just science.
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Ray Stevenson getting the Vader hallway parallel for Baylan Skoll was so iconic. Gone too soon, but getting to see him every week in #Ahsoka is going to be such a joy.
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Bryan Danielson during the picture-in-picture commercial because the doctor is checking on a bleeding Hangman Page 💀 #AEWDynamite
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KINGS OF WRESTLING ARE BOTH FREE AGENTS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. CHRIS HERO AND CLAUDIO CASTAGNOLI ARE BOTH FREE AGENTS.
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Almost time for Sabine Wren and Ahsoka to bring Ezra Bridger home.
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Hey @AEW have you ejected this transphobe yet? Has he been banned from all future events for bringing a transphobic sign and holding it up in front a trans woman during a live televised event? Is @tntdrama aware? Has @warnerbros been notified? #AEWDynamite
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the raw transition from fear to joy when stede thinks he’s about to be executed for failing as a pirate and suddenly gets to see his entire crew stand up for him as a real pirate #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath #FancyAFineFabric
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@LeottaLisandro @JayagFound @terrarialord9 @Nanceskii @PKFSMeeKS Honestly inflation from Platinum to Sword and Shield at that level tracks.
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@Kristen_Arnett @PrimeVideo This sounds very reminiscent of @hbomax taking forever to do even minimal marketing for Our Flag Means Death. The fandom told me it was gay gay, not literally anything HBO did.
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@davidbix They 1000% filmed this thinking they could sell it to Peacock or USA and got "lol no thanks" and decided to just throw it on YouTube.
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CM Punk's Pipe Bomb promo is fully annotated on Genius. Link:
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