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Michael
2 years
what’s a gay to do when you’re working 12 hour shifts, 5 days a week, and are desperate for a haircut? 😩 answer: use the hospital hairdresser. i was worried i’d come out with a blue rinse, but i think she’s done not too bad a job 😊
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3 years
i just can’t get over the cuteness of this little girl 🥺❤️
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3 months
ordered an iced latte at work and the twinky barista gave me FIVE stamps on my loyalty card instead of 1 so we’re basically dating now
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3 years
your dads beard is coming along
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2 years
April fools winner 2022
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3 years
did you even go to the gym if you don’t post a selfie?
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2 years
oh my, that tweet was a bit of a surprise. now that i’m finished breaking the internet, me and my silly little gay haircut are off to your dads house ✌🏻🌈
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2 years
this week i left hospital medicine to join general practice. so i guess the GP will see you now 😊 (and yes i forgot my belt 🙈 the dog chewed it and i haven’t had time to buy another. don’t judge me 😩)
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Michael
4 years
15 minutes until i start my 12 hour nightshift on the covid wards. wish me luck
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Michael
2 years
For 2 years she’s been trying to catch me. Weeks spent working in covid admissions since the pandemic began and she never managed. And now, 2 years on Rona finally got me 😭😭😭
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Michael
3 years
just finished covering 4 busy covid wards overnight, and covid admissions on my own, and on my birthday. i feel broken 😢 and i still have another 3 nights to go
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Michael
4 years
i start work in surgery tomorrow, so today i was glad to get a final group picture with this team. i couldn’t have asked for a better group of doctors, nurses, pharmacists and health care assistants to work with during covid-19. #NHSheroes every one of them ❤️
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2 years
i’m a wee domestic goddess.. since getting home at 6pm i’ve done 2 loads of laundry, emptied the dishwasher, hoovered the house, put the wheelie bins out, emptied the recycling and walked the pups now accepting marriage proposals via dm’s (please include a bank statement) 😂
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Michael
3 years
joined the gym so obviously i had to buy a new outfit for it 💪🏻💅🏼
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Michael
3 years
day 2 of the gym and my legs feel like jelly. i’ve worked muscles that i didn’t know existed 🥵
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Michael
3 years
i’m having a much needed hot soak in the bath after that gym sesh. my glutes have been destroyed 😩
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Michael
3 years
did you even go to the gym if you don’t post a selfie?
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2 years
you know when you think you have your life mapped out, then something changes, and you’re left feeling completely lost. yeah, that
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Michael
3 years
she shaves her head & grows a beard, and thinks she’s a daddy
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3 years
this is my first night off after a 60 hour week. cancelled my plans.. so that means an evening in, putting my feet up, with these 2 monsters ❤️
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Michael
4 years
rest in peace sweet boy ❤️
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2 years
i met an Italian Greyhound today, and honestly i haven’t stopped thinking about how his day has gone
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Michael
2 years
i’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me
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Michael
3 years
13 hour night shift, home, have a Christmas breakfast, open presents, sleep, and then do it all again tonight 😊😴
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Michael
4 years
clearly loving my 68 hour working week 😊😂 living the junior doctor life 👌🏻
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3 years
i just fully committed to the gym lifestyle by spending £60 on protein powder and supplements 😩 got another couple of pairs of cute skinny joggers too 💁🏻‍♀️💅🏼
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4 years
just had my first COVID vaccine! yay! 🎉 massive respect to the nurse led team in NHS Scotland who have rolled this out so rapidly ❤️
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Michael
2 years
i was out of the dating game for 10 years, and honestly i’m not cut out for being back in it 🙂
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Michael
2 years
spoke too soon. Rona you cow 😩😭
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Michael
3 years
my amazing nursing colleagues managed to melt my cold dead heart last night. they made an elf on the shelf version of me. Meet “Little Mike” complete with tailored scrubs, face mask, stethoscope and ID badge 🥺❤️
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Michael
2 years
this weekend i got to go to the Enchanted Forest in Pitlochry for the first time. i can’t get over the pictures i took.. how magical does it look?! 💕
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Michael
2 years
so i was back working in the hospital this weekend, on a break from working in GP. i was caring for a very unwell woman in her 80’s. her husband sat holding her hand the entire time. when he said to her “please baby, i need you to get better” i was fighting back the tears 💕
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Michael
2 years
on my third 13 hour shift in a row, and it’s the third day in a row i’ve had to make the call to move a patient to end of life care. making the call to their loved ones never gets any easier.. your heart breaks for them every single time
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Michael
3 years
sunday afternoon walks 💕
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2 years
the nurses on the stroke ward are organising a big night out and honestly i could not be more EXCITED. i can’t remember the last time i had a proper night out.. definitely pre covid 😭 i fully plan on getting carried home 😵‍💫
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Michael
3 years
a story in 4 parts…
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Michael
2 years
me to me: you have to pause your contact lens subscription! also me: but i might run out of them 😩 does anyone else have this problem?
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Michael
4 months
my attempt at a smile 😊 rocking the hospital blues today.. featuring my silly little gay haircut
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Michael
4 years
yes, that is a pager 😂 or a “bleep” as it’s known in the industry 😉
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4 years
clearly loving my 68 hour working week 😊😂 living the junior doctor life 👌🏻
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2 years
i’ve been working in this new ward for 3 days now.. one of the nurses has invited me along to yoga classes. adorable 🥺
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Michael
4 years
aww i got my cute dm from @planetjedward giving me the feels 🥺🥺
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Michael
3 months
just ran into a colleague i haven’t seen in maybe 18 months. back then she and I had started new relationships, very exciting, both very much in love. now she’s engaged and living with her fiancée. and meanwhile here’s me back on the dating scene 🫠🫠🫠
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Michael
2 years
2 days before Christmas… “the patient you just spent an hour assessing has come back covid positive” 😫😫
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Michael
4 months
This is a post i’ve been contemplating making for a while now. 2 years ago my mental health started to decline steadily. I kept telling myself things would get better on their own, it’s just a rough patch. I hid it from everyone. I shut myself off. Tried to deal with it alone.
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Michael
5 years
so this happened. apparently blondes have more fun? 🤷🏻‍♀️😂
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Michael
3 years
my consultant kindly offered to go on a coffee run.. but unfortunately he didn’t check if there were any coffee beans in the machine, so now i’m drinking a cup of steamed milk 😩 i didn’t have the heart to tell him 😬
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Michael
4 years
nightshift 2 of 3 done.. time to head home to bed 😴 thankfully i didn’t lose any patients this time. i even had time to make hot chocolates for the nurses on the ward 💙
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5 years
new phone, who dis?
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Michael
3 years
season 4 episode 4 of Star Trek Discovery was hands down its best episode ever! i need to see more of @wcruz73 as the ship’s counsellor. and @may_wise absolutely killed it ❤️ Star Trek is by far at its best when it tells personal stories like that #StarTrekDiscovery
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Michael
2 years
my new grindr chat up line: “are you a saucer section or a star drive?” 😏
@TrekCore
TrekCore.com 🖖
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"Commander Riker will conduct a manual docking." Things getting saucy at the @gaaaysinspaaace table. #StarTrek #STLV
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Michael
4 months
night out with the bestie ❤️
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Michael
3 months
visiting Glasgow means i get woken up by this little sausage 🥺
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Michael
3 years
ok does anyone else have a favourite gear change? for me it’s sliding from 3rd into 4th. it’s sooo satisfying. it gives me a pleasure i don’t get from the other gear changes. am i weird?
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Michael
2 years
yesterday at the gym i did 45 minutes on the cross trainer, an ungodly number of squats, and then lunges. my thighs today feel like they’re on fire 🔥🔥🔥 i’m all about those booty gainz 😩
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Michael
3 years
£6 for lunch from the hospital canteen. it was cold, burnt and had 3 measly pieces of pepperoni. i’ve never been so upset opening a pizza box before 😭😭
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Michael
3 months
ok barista twink just attempted a love heart latte art on my coffee.. marriage proposal incoming
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Michael
3 months
ordered an iced latte at work and the twinky barista gave me FIVE stamps on my loyalty card instead of 1 so we’re basically dating now
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Michael
3 years
THEY CHANGED THE PICARD THEME TUNE FOR SEASON 2 🤬😡 i’m livid. livid.
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Michael
2 years
after 2 years of working in acute hospital wards, i thought that moving to General Practice would be a nice break.. purely monday to friday 9-5, no night shifts and no weekends. boy was i wrong. GP is intense, working within very tight appointments, with no let up 🥵
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Michael
3 years
day 3 at the gym. for all you gym gays, i’m thinking consistency is key? so i’m forcing myself to go, even though i just finished a 12 hour shift, in the hopes that i get into a routine 🥵
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Michael
3 months
honestly i’d sworn myself off relationships forever after being in a toxic one in the past.. then this amazing guy comes along unexpectedly and now after 12 dates i’m questioning everything 🫠😂
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Michael
3 years
so that was the start of me wandering round the aisles for 5 minutes looking for a beef pie for her. NOT a steak pie she insists, a beef pie 😂 anyway she was delighted with her pie in the end 😊
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Michael
2 years
and even more pictures from the Enchanted Forest, because i haven’t stopped thinking about it 😊💕
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3 months
snapchat memory to this time last year.. went on a date with this guy, the next morning i’m making him a cuppa and he asks for 4 SUGARS!! 🤮 instant red flag. needless to say he didn’t get a second date
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Michael
3 years
i’m number 9 all the way 😭
@38e3b8
𝕵𝖆𝖟𝖆̈𝖓 ³³³🧜🏽
3 years
unhealthy coping mechanisms, where y'all sitting?
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5 years
#DogsAtPollingStations must have become a thing during one of a dozen twitter breaks i took, so i didn’t get the memo 🙄😩 otherwise this one would have been out voting with me today
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Michael
5 years
balloons balloons balloons 🎈 🎂 🎁
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Michael
3 months
i left work on Friday afternoon looking forward to a 3 day weekend, thinking I was off the bank holiday Monday, only to have the receptionist tell me on the way out “oh no, we’re all scheduled to work as normal” i’ve honestly never been so crushed 😭
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Michael
3 months
“hmmm i just think you’d look cute with my bicep round your neck ?” has to be the best chat up line i’ve ever heard 👀👀
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Michael
10 years
most buff guy EVER in the locker room at the gym. removes his towel and bends over right in front of me.. i got a faceful of bare arse!
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Michael
2 years
these were taken on a lovely dog walk on my own this afternoon. right before the shit hit the fan 😫 i came across a large herd of highland cows, with calves, blocking the only path home. they then started moving towards me, which spooked me (not the dogs)…
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9 years
someone's put clothes on the wee penguin statues! so cute http://t.co/8VatwZv8tV
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6 years
fresh produce from the greenhouse 🌚
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4 years
my fishing outfit is just the cutest!
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3 years
there be whales here
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6 years
yay, it’s my balloon day 😊
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5 years
this is the last week of 2 hour commutes, each way, to my rural GP practice. praise be
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3 months
i bought my first crop top today for Pride, and when i say she’s cropped.. she. is. CROPPED! 🙈🙈
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3 years
the look of sheer humiliation on her face just kills me 😂😂
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Michael
2 years
why are all the twitter gays already posting christmas selfies of themselves dressed up and looking their best, with a glass of fizz in their hand? and here’s me wrapped up in oodie, unshowered, looking like something from lord of the rings 💁🏻‍♀️💅🏼
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Michael
3 years
the films mean everything to me.. i’ve lost count of the number of times i’ve watched them now. i’m beyond excited for this new look at Middle Earth 🤓
@TheRingsofPower
The Lord of the Rings on Prime
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A new age begins September 2, 2022. Journey to Middle-earth with The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power. #LOTRonPrime #LOTR #LOTRROP
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Michael
3 years
i feel seen 😩
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georgie 🌙
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me pretending to interpret the ECG after reading the auto analysis at the top
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4 months
amazing eurovision drinks and nibbles were had last night
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Michael
3 years
also, it’s been 2 days, so my abs should be popping, right? right?
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Michael
4 months
when he asks you to come round and tidy up his “front garden”… maybe check what he means first before you race round 🙄😂🙈 still.. at least it’s a beautiful day in Dundee for it 😊😊
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3 years
hopefully this chest pain is musculoskeletal from overdoing it at the gym last night. but at least i’m working on a cardiology ward today if it’s not 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣
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4 months
Thanks for reading. My DMs are open for anyone that needs to talk❤️ Looking forward to what the future brings xx
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2 years
after a such lovely day off yesterday, today is proving to be a struggle 😔
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Michael
3 years
this gives me so much hope that the show will rely mainly on practical effects and miniatures, like the original trilogy, rather than dodgy cgi
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Advit (moved to @advitwake)
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NO FUCKING WAY The Lord of the Rings teaser was made practically holy shit
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Michael
4 months
hands up, does anyone else get positively excited over a Sunday morning trip to the dump? 😂
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Michael
3 years
i got botox injections yesterday for the first time and i’m sat patiently waiting for the facial paralysis to kick in 🙃
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Michael
4 months
Aye, thanks for the suggestion Siri hen. We broke up well over a year ago, but sure, i’ll start a check it with him. sake. 🙄🙄🙄
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Michael
2 years
how many of you clicked the link?
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4 months
Sausage walks 🥺 #Dachshund
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4 months
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Michael
2 years
still no symptoms and lat flow negative. i think i might have dodged a bullet 🤞🏻
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Michael
2 years
2 days before Christmas… “the patient you just spent an hour assessing has come back covid positive” 😫😫
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2 years
so that’ll be the first time i’ve had a wee today since 7am this morning. welcome to the life of a junior doctor 😬
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Michael
3 years
as @SpecialNeeds101 would say “she’s oan the protein”
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