i don’t really talk about this kinda thing with a lot of people i just wanted to say that today i’ve been sober for 14 days. to a lot of people i’m sure that doesn’t sound like much but it’s the longest i’ve gone in over 6 years. and i’m pretty damn proud of myself so far🙂
i’m at moods eating breakfast minding my own business next thing i know there’s a smirnoff ice sitting in front of me. i’m looking around like who the fuck just iced me. ALEJANDRO CALLED MOODS AND ICED ME OVER THE FUCKING PHONE
this remind me of the time i sat in the hooters parking lot before my shift trying to blow vape smoke out of my medusa piercing hole and my manager caught me and said “wtf are you doing”
i’m (not) sorry but what is the point of going to a show if you’re just gonna be blacked out wasted. stay the fuck home if you’re gonna ruin shit for everyone else just trying to have fun. send tweet
literally so many stores/restaurants/bars are closing in portage today bc of the protests and i texted my boss saying i don’t feel comfortable coming in today and she said i was going to be written up LOL i quit bitch
she genuinely doesn’t understand how she was wrong…
no one is mad at her for buying him cat food and giving him a blanket. its the way she SPOKE about the man that showed how heartless she is.
things i found while cleaning out my car (a short list)
14 water bottles
5 tumblers
7 unopened white claws
4 juuls
my birth certificate
1 uncashed paycheck
1 unopened christmas present
9 slim jim wrappers
213 dollars
so.. i work with like 95% dudes and being around them all day everyday makes me ask this question. why do men make literally EVERYTHING sexual??! eating a banana??? hugging your friends??? you show any emotion or affection you're "gay" ?! idgi
so like 5 years ago when i was in AA i was sitting behind this dude and i was like “wow he’s got nice hair” and then i was looking at his shoes and i’m like “those are fresh”. well later he turned around and it was my ex boyfriend and i was like 😳🥴😬😴😴😴
my favorite thing about working at the bar is when men try to talk about music with me lmfao i’m like “what can i get u to drink” and they’ll be like “yeah i just saw slipknot in concert” like .... ok???? the fuck HAHAHAH
“this doesn’t taste like cinnamon”
“sir that is tequila”
“no it’s not it’s supposed to taste like cinnamon”
“tequila is not cinnamon flavored”
“yes it is”
only 3 more hours and i can go home and scream
i hear my brothers music from my room and it’s a bunch of love songs on repeat so i ask him
me: why are u listening to sad love music
him: because i’m thinking
me: about what
him: women
fair enough kid fair enough
so i tell my table my name ya know right, this woman goes
“oh your name is Kendra? that used to be my stage name when i danced at the strip club in the 90s”
pain