Haji ๐ฎ๐ถ
@papiraqi1
Followers
3K
Following
21K
Media
2K
Statuses
32K
Be fuckn foreal
Crystal shops at aria
Joined April 2018
YALL PLEASE LOOK AT THE HIDDEN REPLY LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
106
6K
34K
Me after they donโt pick up
in iOS 17, just like voicemails, if someone ignores your FaceTime call, you can leave "face-mails"๐ญ #WWDC23
80
9K
33K
6 blue chews and 2 Red Bulls and only one of us comin out alive.
298
3K
25K
@LakeShowYo Imagine if lebron was about to win the mvp in 2013 and right before the ceremony they decide they wanna give it to rondo.
86
213
12K
@backendoc I got like 20 off tops. 1 Rico strong.2 Nacho Vidal.3 Ron Jeremy.4 Danny D.5 Owen Gray.6 James Deen.7 Peter North.8 Tom Byron.9 John Holmes.10 lil D.11 Dredd.12 Jmac.13 slimpoke.14 lex Steele.15 Mandingo.16 Ryan lochte.17 Peter green.18 Bruno dickems.19 Jason luv.20 Dirty Harry.
302
96
4K
New York lingo only works in certain places cause im definitely not telling niggas to SMD in Atlanta.
71
489
3K
all this just to get clapped by my uncle bashir lmaooo.
Damn training for the US Marines is INTENSE ๐ณ (via chito_thedog/TikTok)
25
440
3K
When you take a nap and wake up to August Ames giving you head
22
241
2K
Bro thatโs geodude LMFAOOOOOOOOO.
20
197
2K
Put that ice cream for 2 min in Vegas heat and itโll start boiling.
13
392
2K
One small step for slime. One giant leap for slime life . - Neil Armslatt.
4
259
1K
Bron blows a 3-1 lead to GS I swear itโs gon be firefighters tryna talk me down from the roof.
3
300
1K
Yโall remember in 8th grade we would sneak in our parents room and give our mom a hickey on her titty LMAOOOO we was really wild back then.
109
54
1K
Just woke up, The brown M&M from the commercial could get her asshole slurped fr fr.
24
81
1K
White people do shit like this but start shaking and sweating when I get on a plane with them Smfh.
6
111
1K
Yโall north town mfs something else bro what the fuck Is this
15
214
1K
โDonโt come round the mf trenches or you get touchedโ . โAye is those fireworks or gunshotsโ
5
204
907
Fuck bro, I lost my YSL chain that young thug gave me Smfh.
9
44
717
Young Hilary Clinton has the fat pork shoulder lips on god she can get creampied
49
45
630
Kylie got pregnant again and you bitches dead ass crying about it like she yo cousin or something, seek therapy pls.
2
156
704
Since drake dropping, lemme remind yโall of the best outro in music history
15
153
674
Heard he charges $81 per cut.
9
33
577
They really shot this on the east side of Las Vegas thatโs crazy to me.
1
130
499
Maybe getting a football team in vegas wasnโt the best idea lol.
Former Raiders player Damon Arnette pulled a gun on a valet attendant who wouldn't give his car back without identification at a Las Vegas Strip casino, according to an arrest report from LVMPD. DETAILS:
4
87
456
Aye bitch, dont be threatening the state if you not really bout that action, Lewis park Friday at 2 am if u bout it lil bitch.
State of Nevada โthinksโ that they can send out illegal vote by mail ballots, creating a great Voter Fraud scenario for the State and the U.S. They canโt! If they do, โI thinkโ I can hold up funds to the State. Sorry, but you must not cheat in elections. @RussVought45 @USTreasury.
8
168
430
Mfs gon cop the ps5 just to play fortnite and apex LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
4
59
415
Imagine being in the marines for 6+ years and working your ass off just to get shot by a mf named bashar wearing a turban and sandals LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
3
48
382
Sleep paralysis better never happen to me, Iโm blowing that demon back out and finishing it off with a creampie to teach him a lesson.
27
49
370
You paying $130 for a oil change on a 2001 Benz, that shit not foreign no more itโs a citizen
6
160
379
Complaining about people working to make a living and not about the dramatic increase in homelessness and drug abuse is actually ridiculous. Do better fr.
4
93
355
Rest In Peace to everybody childhood OG โค๏ธ rip to pops
1
150
337
โAlright class we are going to be talking about the 9/11 terrorist attacks todayโ.
4
29
306
42 Dugg starts fuckn the beat in its Pussy and lil baby comes in and double penetrates it.
8
37
309
Mfs asking permission from their girl to go watch a basketball game, streets is done fr.
My boyfriend and his friends really made a PowerPoint telling me why I should let him go see the Rockets play the Clippers ๐ญ
1
36
317
Daughter: temporary. Drip: forever ๐ฏ.
A reminder that Jackie Chan abandoned his daughter at an early age and continues to disown her while she lives in poverty bc sheโs gay.
2
46
279
@RMBlancoZz 4 finals 4 wins . 2014 - 3-1 .2016 - penalties.2017 - 4-1.2018 - 3-1 . 3 of them by a 2 or more goal deficit, thereโs literally no luck in this lol.
8
16
278
Thanos killed his own daughter and destroyed a whole planet just to have a buss down on his wrist.
9
109
273
When I get horny in the middle of the battlefield during WW3
0
88
281
You ever look at yo homeboy and be like โdamn Iโd really fuck the shit out this mfโ.
34
55
261
โYou think itโs a joke innit, I said run em pockets bruv before me and my lads take u to Piccadilly and do some damage to ya cuntโ
3
63
255
Yโall think tranny Coochie hit different cuz itโs custom made???.
17
33
259
The mfs in the squid games was fighting for a McDonaldโs shift paycheck ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
3
23
266
Me after carrying 4 ps4s, 3 Xboxโs, 5 switches and a 85 inch Tv from target during the riots
2
56
259
Las Vegas high school Mfs be like โI know a spotโ and take you here LMAOO
5
62
266
When yo grandma think you stirring the Mac and cheese but youโre actually neck deep in yo cousin Coochie ๐๐ฉ๐.
23
25
229
Mf beefing wit joe Biden LMAOOOOOOO.
Idc if my ops got dementia Iโm still sliding.
1
15
231
Before yโall ask, no thatโs not me Smfh.
2
38
215
Cuz you built like a 2020 Ford F-350 XLT crew cab with the premium towing package.
Lizzo: "TikTok keeps taking down videos with me in my bathing suits, but allows other videos with girls in bathing suits. I wonder why?"
4
56
218
Iโll never forgive lil Wayne and birdman for having a PT cruiser limousine
3
48
217
Imagine you at Dave and busters wit yo lil sibling and this bitch on the bike half naked having a photo shoot, yโall need help.
1
49
209
Nah but fr, this prolly the hardest one of these cuz thatโs his verse lol.
2
0
187