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Joined November 2013
ENGLISH: Excuse me. ITALIAN: Scusa mi. FRENCH: Excusez-moi. FILIPINO: PUTANGINA TABE!. HAHAHAHAHA IBA TALAGA TAYONG MGA PINOY ASTIG!!.
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@rpathitta ! β¦ halo racers! salam kenal semuanya, btw ada pertanyaan nih buat survey pahnel (we listen, we donβt judge edition), apa kombinasi makanan yang menurut kalian enak, tapi orang lain pas lihat langsung mikir, βserius nih?β
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I'm not ignoring you, I'm just waiting to see if you'll put in the effort to talk to me or not.
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GUMANDA ka lang. Iniwan mo na agad yung taong tumanggap sayo nung pangit ka pa.
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Girl : Kasya pa ba ako? .Boy : Saan?.Girl : Dyan sa puso mo. Boy : Oo naman. Pang sampuan kaya 'to.
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PAG BINALIKTAD MO YUNG SABAW .-.- .- .- .- .-.- .- .- .- .- .- .- .- .- .- .- .- .SYEMPRE MATATAPON. WABAS KA PA DIYAN. SHUNGA LANG TEH?.
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SABI NG "SM" WE'VE GOT IT ALL FOR YOU" PERO NUNG HINANAP KITA DUN WALA KA NAMAN. π£.
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Twinkle, twinkle, little bitch. Close your legs, it smells like fish.
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@rpathitta β‘ Hai adorbies, salam kenal! Aku bawa CV nih, jangan lupa dibaca biar CV-nya nggak sedih, ya. Kalau ada yang mau ditanya, tanya aja karena kita masih anak baru >< Aku duluan deh yang nanya, kalau weekend setelah kerja, kalian lebih pilih hibernasi atau jalan-jalan?
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Teacher: Gumawa nang pangungusap gamit ang TAYUTAY!.Juan: Nako! Nadapa si itay! TAYUTAY!.
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Gusto kita. Gusto mo siya. Gusto ka niya. Gusto mo patayin ko kayong dalawa?.
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Sinasabi ko yung mga mali mo para mag-improve ka hindi para husgahan ka.
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Mahirap isuko ang taong mahal mo. Pero mas mahirap ipaglaban ang isang taong hinihintay na lang ang pagsuko mo.
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SURVEY!!. SINO MAS MAGALING MAG RAP? SI SHARON O SI BIG BROTHER?! HAHAHA.
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Sa barkada. ANG HULING TUMAWA - SLOW.ANG UNANG TUMAWA - GREEN MINDED. RT kung nakaRELATE ka din :).
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Jeep moments 101: yung magbabayad ka tapos walang umaabot ng pera mo ah sige snob pala mga famous tong mga to pwe.
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Yung NOTIFICATIONS mo sa facebook na puro GAME REQUESTS. Tantanan niyo ko please!.
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Don't expect things to happen, its better to fell surprised than, dissapointed.
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MAS PINILI MO YUNG GWAPO KAYSA SA SERYOSO TAPOS MAGTATAKA KUNG BAKIT KA NILOKO. HAYS YUNG TOTOO?.
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Ang matataba, pumapayat. Ang mapapayat, tumataba. Ang malalandi, LUMALALA!.
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Denying your feelings for someone is like rejecting yourself to be happy.
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Boy: Hi Miss, may cellphone ka?.Girl: Meron! .Boy: Globe o Smart?.Girl: Samsung eh, Sorry!.
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Ang mga MATA ay nasa harapan upang makita ang mga dumadaan. Hindi para iyakan ang mga NAGDAAN.
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Sa magbabarkada. "Guys aalis na ko" .*after 30 mins* ."Guys aalis na talaga ko". RELATE? =))).
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There are two ways to be rich: One is to have all you want, the other is to be satisfied with what you have.
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I believe in the power of positive thinking and attitude. Stay strong and smile on. :).
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Kiko: I want to be a lawyer. Juan: I want to be a doctor. Nene: I want to be a mother. Pedro: I want to help nene!.
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me in class: wait what happened.me in class: what do we do.me in class: what is this.me in class: when's the test.me in class: what.
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#GilasVsSenegal FINALLY, THIS GAME IS OURS! CONGRATS TO ALL! PROUD PINOY HERE. =)))) . RT if PROUD KA DIN.
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God will not put you in a situation that you cannot manage. He knows you more than you know yourself. π.
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Dear Mom, I'll never forget all of your sacrifices. You'll be proud to me someday. Just trust.
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Hindi manhid yang CRUSH mo. Ramdam ka niyan promise! Di ka lang niya TYPE. Alam mo na?.
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ANONG "BEAR" ANG HINDI TOTOO?.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.EDI foreBEAR!! π.
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If a man doesn't know how to fall in two knees with a prayer, he doesn't deserve to fall into one knee with a ring.
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Yung ibang mga babae, maganda kasi maputi. Pero yung iba, di na nga maputi, hindi pa din maganda. HAHAHAHA!.
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Sometimes you are not actually inlove, you are just obsessed with the idea of falling in love.
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TAGLIBOG TAYO BIG BROTHER AH HAHAHA SI JAYME TULOY NABIKTIMA NI KUYA HAHAHA LOL.
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Being famous is based on what attitude you have not on how many likers you got.
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Love me or hate me? I don't fucking care bro. i'm not born to please you.
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"Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.".
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Keep your head up. God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers.
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Girl 1: "Hi. Ang ganda mo.".Girl 2: "Thank you.".Girl 1: "Syempre joke lang.".Girl 2: "Pakyu!".
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GIRL: Hubarin mo panty ko. BOY: Okay na. GIRL: Hubarin mo bra ko. BOY: Okay na. GIRL: SA SUSUNOD WAG MO NA SUOTIN DAMIT KO.
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Kapag MAYAMAN at GUMANDA, RETOKADA. Kapag MAHIRAP at GUMANDA, ALAGANG RETRICA.
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Pag nadapa yung CRUSH mo. TULUNGAN mo agad,.Sabay sabing "TAYO NA.". HAHAHAHA CATEA.
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Knock Knock!.Whos there?."PULIKAT" who?.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.Paa, tuhod, PULIKAT, ulo =)))).
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Bakit ko pa kelangan tumangkad? Eh kung sa liit kong to marami ng naghahangad. BOOM PEYNS!!.
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Di sapat sakin na sabihin mong MAHAL MO KO. Ang gusto ko, pumunta ka dito sa bahay namin tapos KWENTO mo sa MAMA'T PAPA KO. =)))))).
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GOOD NEWS: Napili ka sa commercial ng SAFEGUARD. BAD NEWS: Ikaw yung GERMS.
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Jeep moments 101: yung kapag umupo ka sa likod ng driver magkakaroon ka ng part time job -- taga abot ng pera.
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DATI: Pag galit ka, umiiyak ka, nagwawala at nagdadabog. NGAYON: Pag galit ka, i-status sa Facebook, i-tweet sa Twitter.
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According to Bible, "Love never fails." so if it fails, it wasn't love yet.
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Once upon a time, I fell in love to someone who can't love me back. :(.
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Lakas mo mang-asar, pero pag ikaw inaasar napipikon ka. NAPAKAARTE MO! Anong ugali yan?!.
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When you walk around the house looking for something and its in your hand.#MedyoTangaMoments.
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