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Thought I’d try and deliver some positivity, hear me out:
‘You to me are everything, you'll hear The Holmesdale Road end sing,
Marc Guehi x2
South London raised he had a dream, to represent his local team,
Marc Guehi x2’
Tune: You to me are everything - The Real Thing
#CPFC
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Correct if we’re talking number of sex offenders.
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Robbed against Arsenal, robbed against City, robbed against Chelsea.
Some decisions our way for once would be nice 👍🏼
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Ooh look at me I’m Kevin De Bruyne and I can kick a ball wherever I want to with pin-point accuracy.
Grow up.
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Scoreline aside, I think we can ALL agree on the following:
Hughes > Schlupp
Richards > Tomkins
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When you consider Harry Maguire was sold for £80m in 2019 (at 27 years old), selling Marc Guéhi (at 24 years old) on the back of an unbelievable showing at the Euros for ~£65m in todays market is ridiculously cheap as it is and quite frankly a joke.
How do Newcastle not get it?
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Can you imagine being 19 years old, leaving your whole life and family in Brazil to chase a dream you were probably sold to play in the biggest league in the world, just to be left on the bench every week for an over-weight, aging, lazy Jeffrey Schlupp.
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What a performance from this man today btw.
Shame on every single one of you that said he was finished.
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Mateta against Everton on Monday:
🤔 | Hodgson is now expected to be in charge for Monday’s trip to Goodison Park – where Palace have not won since September 2014 – but it remains to be seen whether he survives until the meeting with Burnley at Selhurst Park five days later.
@ed_aarons
#CPFC
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@CityReportBen
Literally your best ever manager and has already won you countless trophies.
Also thanks for the 4 points x
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When Elderly people go for a walk in the park and fancy a rest
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Brighton fans shouting ‘You’re shit aahhhh!’ to a 19year old goalkeeper on his professional debut shows just how tinpot they really are
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Roy Hodgson literally made me hate football and watching Palace for the first time in my life and I was over the moon his reign was finally over.
I can not believe I have to put myself through it again.
What an absolute disgrace this club has become.
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One day, when Michael Olise rightfully moves on, he’s going to thrive at another club and we’re going to look back and be kicking ourselves.
He’s at the perfect club right now, and our manager is favouring Jordan Ayew over him in his position week in, week out.
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Vieira’s first season I seriously thought we were at the absolute peak as Palace fans. We could do no better.
I thought we’d lost that forever this season under Roy.
Glasner has well and truly brought that feeling back and maybe even more.
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If ANY other manager has the likes of Olise, Eze, Guehi, Andersen, Doucouré, França on their books and performs as badly as we do every single week, they’d be sacked without question.
For some reason, Roy gets let off the hook as if he’s untouchable.
It’s an insult to the fans.
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@IlMelhor
To be fair if 19yo Ronaldo was about today he’d break the record transfer fee. Different market
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Patrick Vieira, Patrick Vieira
He kicks the scousers, in suit and trousers, his cocks fucking massiiiiive
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We’ve just beaten 3 teams that each featured in Europe this season, in a row.
There’s your Palace.
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With no financial limit and full backing from the board, who you taking and why?
Like: Pep
RT: Fergie
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I know times are rough right now but anyone saying they’d rather be in the Championship is talking utter garbage lol.
You literally spend your whole time in the Championship trying to reach the Premier League.
That’s the whole point.
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It’s not even like we’re just beating everyone now, we’re absolutely destroying them lol.
We are a force to be reckoned with.
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Let it be known, Paddy McCarthy will do no better.
Please drop the shouts to give him the rest of the season.
He’s just as diabolical.
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França and Wharton must start from here on out.
Hughes has been non-existent, had Ozoh started instead it would be perfect.
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Think a lot of us owe Vieira an apology. He got that spot on tonight.
A very well earned point.
On to Villa.
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All we had to do was lose to Cardiff and none of this would have happened
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Brighton & Hove Albion reach full agreement with Nordsjaelland to sign coveted attacker Ibrahim Osman.
#FCNordsjaelland
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. 19yo Ghanaian has completed medical ahead of summer move
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Hang on, is that pitch invader Joe Whitworth? 😂
The captain converts 🫡
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Offside when the ball is played, makes an attempt for the ball.
VAR allowed it, Sky won’t even mention it.
Such a joke.
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@CityReportBen
They don’t do trophies for that mate so denting your hopes of one will have to do for now x
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Fair play to Mateta.
Gets a lot of stick on here but he’s completely changed the game for us since he’s come on.
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- Unbeaten in 7
- 2 losses all season (vs Chelsea and Liverpool)
- Unbeaten at Selhurst
- Only team outside top 4 with a positive goal difference
- Some of the brightest youngsters in the league
- Best football we’ve seen in years
Yet some still finding ways to complain 😂
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He’s willing to risk Olise at 3-0 down but wasn’t willing to risk him at the start of the game when we could have taken the game to them?
Make your decisions make sense old
man.
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One more year Michael, one more year
Ohhhh Michael, one more year
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I don’t blame a single player on that field btw.
They’re doing the exact job they’re told to do every single week.
This is all down to the clueless bloke in the dugout and the even more clueless bloke that employed him.
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I see absolutely no reason why Ozoh shouldn’t be Doucouré’s replacement for the remainder of the season.
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So França has a great game against this lot last time and Hodgson goes and drops him.
God forbid we let a youth player gain some momentum! That’s not fair on the players with experience which are so vital to drawing and losing every game.
Please, fuck off Hodgson.
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So we got to experience one game in months of Eze x Olise, scored 5 goals and now Eze is injured again.
Brilliant.
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3 months ago I couldn’t wait for the season to finish and now I don’t want it to ever end.
We’re so good.
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‘Relegation bound’ Crystal Palace battering league leaders Spurs 3-0 isn’t being talked about enough in my opinion
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I’d like to formally apologise to Will Hughes.
I shouldn’t have doubted you.
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1-0 up against their biggest rivals and they’ve emptied the ground before 90 mins.
Such a tinpot club.
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Henderson has just single handedly ruined my weekend.
5-2 in a game that should be 8-0.
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The more I watch França play the more annoyed I get with Roy.
Every time he’s featured he’s looked a bright spark and there’s absolutely no reason why he shouldnt be featuring regularly.
This treatment he’s got so far is nothing but stubbornness from an old man set in his ways.
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If Olise and Wilf are both out for Arsenal on Monday and with Ayew being our only cover, I see no option other than this:
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@SheffieldUnited
Thank fuck for that. Most pointless club we’ve had in the Prem in a long time. Enjoy the EFL, you’ll be down there a while👍🏼
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Imagine having Wilfried Zaha, Michael Olise, Eberechi Eze, Cheick Doucouré, Marc Guehi in your starting eleven with an owner that is more than happy to finish 17th every season.
We’ll look back at this side from the Championship in the near future and will be kicking ourselves.
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Can’t believe I’m seeing multiple shouts to move our most effective player out left to accommodate Mateta because he scored a hat trick against Plymouth Argyle in the cup lol
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???
This guy has never struck a ball clean has he 😭😭😭
Every single one of his goals are so awkward
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Quick question: Did no one see Eze whip his free kick in top bins against Leeds or something ? Or do they just not give a shit and let Luka take them regardless?
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PLEASE can we not be too disheartened or have a meltdown if we get a bit of a battering on Saturday.
We’re playing the Champions of Europe, first PL game back with fans on the opening game of the season.
It’s an extremely tough ask to go there and get anything 👍🏼
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From regularly conceding goals after the 80th minute to scoring them.
Fighting until the end.
I love it.
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Very confused at some of the reactions.
We’ve got Olise, Doucoure, Guehi all out injured. Arguably our 3 best players. Glasner is working with scraps.
We played well just didn’t take our chances.
Id 100% have Ozoh centre back than James Tomkins.
What more could he have done?
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Jeff Schlupp has done absolutely nothing all season but might just have won our goal of the season 😂
What a strike.
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Hear me out: Frank Lampard should be employed as the next England U21 manager. He works well with youngsters and gives him a real chance of building his managerial experience.
Thoughts?
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How anyone can be digging out Wilf for moving on is beyond me.
The bloke has carried us for years now and we’ve shown zero signs of progression.
He’s now got the chance to play Champions League football over constantly finishing bottom half of the PL.
Don’t blame him one bit.
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We’ve not even been at our best this evening and we’ve looked extremely comfortable against Manchester United.
A few months ago we were told how spoilt we were as Palace fans and to be careful what we wish for, not just by neutrals but by our own manager.
We deserve this.
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If you have watched this entire half and still can’t see how much better we are under Glasner then I have absolutely no hope for you as a human being.
I don’t care if we lose, the improvements are all there and all with our best players to come back from injury.
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Too many people saying we’re fine based on an average performance against a side absolutely certain to go down.
We literally won’t get an easier game than that this season other than the reverse fixture.
If we don’t strengthen we’re in for a huge shock.
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Great tactical decision to throw the FA Cup by bringing off Eze to rest him for the game today to then stick him out left and barely get the ball to him.
Bravo.
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Words cannot explain how appalling it is if we re-appoint Roy Hodgson.
We are becoming an absolute joke of a football club.
You’re out of your depth, sell up.
@CEO4TAG
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Graham Potter realised the only way he’s ever going to beat Palace is to join a top 4 club so he leaves Brighton for Chelsea.
It’s desperate, but a smart move.
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With Ward or Clyne at right back that goal doesn’t happen.
Munoz has been a top signing.
Why it took so long to invest in a right back I have no idea.
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Eze shouldn’t be on the field. No way should he have been given the full 90 tonight.
This is all on Roy and his dreadful decision making, yet again.
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Neutrals before Roy ‘fell ill’:
“Glasner is a great appointment here’s what they can expect from the Austrian”
Neutrals from 1 minute after Roy ‘fell ill’:
“Omg Palace are so disrespectful how dare they sack a manager whilst he’s in hospital!”
Make it make sense please 😂
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Funny thing is we’re 100% going to try and defend the 1-0 for 45 minutes and end up losing 2-1.
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Brighton fans dreaming about European Football whilst we’re dreaming about a shot on target ffs
Roberto De Zerbi has mentioned in the press many times that the ambition is always ‘one above’ what the general aim is around the club.
The mentality shift is fantastic, and fans rightfully can dare to dream - and be excited!
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If Roy Hodgson gets given another year extension then it’s an absolute disgrace to Crystal Palace Football Club.
Rant over.
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I’m confused, why such a negative response to the Henderson signing?
We’ve invested in a long term goalkeeper following Guaita’s decision to leave the club.
Johnstone was brought in as a back up option to begin with, so why the upset now?
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