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mu qing? jian lan's midwife?? no he's my mid wife
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Joined August 2022
seriously what the hell are these things. im gonna start calling them sunday's goons
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sunday hcs are so funny. every time someone tweets smth abt him it's a new nerf. can't swim, can't drive, can't ride a bike, can't run, has asthma, lactose intolerant, can't snap his fingers, vitamin d deficiency, doesn't know how to wink, anemic, allergic to peanuts,, 😭.
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nvm i'll do it myself
surprised that no one has drawn Sunday in his new fit with his hand behind his back yet. he can change his clothes but surely his iconic pose remains.
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wow i really dislike when ppl abbreviate the Chinese names in hsr to just the first character like who is ruan, jing, dan??.
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mine is: can't swallow big pills. has to use a pill splitter and every morning he sits there chopping every single tablet in half one by one in complete silence and it goes on for uncomfortably long because god knows he needs a whole cocktail of meds for everything wrong with him.
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the space does not stand for first name last name, the whole thing is their name 😭.
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used to think that profs using chatgpt too was a joke until one time i complained abt peers using it for essays and my prof said my aptitude for english is a result of my upbringing and not everyone can be as privileged. jaw dropped.
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nothing makes u a bigger hater than liking a character but hating their most popular ship.
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@TimelyZhuming i rmb way back when jingliu first came out ppl kept asking if they were related cause of their names when they're not even the same chinese character stop applying English logic to everything 😭.
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@Starskiff idk why ppl are saying "oh he's changed" and citing other voice actors' support for him like unless you're a victim i think u shld sit this one out 😐.
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@shinsekai1903 extremely funny how nothing pathetic u can say abt him sounds ooc. he's just soggy like that.
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i have this growing fear that they'll make up some bullshit excuse so that march won't join us on the next planet or something cause right now she's the only express member with perfect attendance and hoyo hates consistency and patterns.
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when i was young i got all my vocab from reading books so i would mispronounce everything and ppl used to laugh at me. wdym privileged. girl i struggled to get here omg. anyway the longer i spend in academia the more i realize everyone is insane and arrogant.
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the en localization team's commitment to "Mr Albedo" is the most heinous crime yet.
Happy Birthday, #Albedo!. "Look! Klee made this garland for you, Mr. Albedo!"."Thank you, Klee, it's beautiful.". Participate in Albedo's birthday event: #GenshinImpact
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the mistranslation antics are back. feixiao wasn't a literal actual child with a lollipop in hand and a propeller hat on her head when jiaoqiu rescued her 😭 everybody let's use context clues !!.
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why does he have great synergy with all the men and poor synergy with only women 😭 ok homotron.
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can y'all just block ppl who say dumb things and move on instead of bringing the tingyun vs sunday discourse to everyone else's tl. .
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@KatiweE_he wait omg. his hair and wings looking crazy cause of static electricity and his face is just 😐.
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that one friend that's too woke. but it's chatgpt apologist professor.
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looking at yanqing feels like the feeling u get when u see a small kid with a really big backpack.
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extremely funny how leaks kept hyping jiaoqiu up to be a pink foxian and then he arrived as the color of cooked salmon.
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@foxiyuan the similarities are adding up a little too much. haha yanqing u need to stop the writers are gonna do something bad to u 😄.
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i feel like jing yuan and yanqing's home is just filled with free roaming cats like u step into the estate and it's just MIAUUU MIIIIAUUU MAUUUUUU.
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I hope hoolay meets yanqing and freaks out cause he thinks it's jingliu.
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same fear with kaeya. whole of mondstadt actually.
My biggest fear is that they rewritten the story and venti was supposed to have a big role but now he doesn’t so all the crumbs we got in the beginning of the game will be forgotten by the end.
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the number of details in yanqing's design that symbolize longevity/protection. surely nothing bad will happen to him 😁👍
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the whole "if u dislike r*tio you hate autistic ppl" is so dumb cause most of the ppl who dislike him do like alhaitham so now what.
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@laffydaffyz the headcanon that kaeya has to put in extra work to help conceal diluc's identity for him because diluc dgaf. no wonder he's always on a short fuse when it comes to diluc 😭.
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"unfortunately march is having diarrhea so Sunday will join you in amphoreas instead".
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/ hsr 2.4. overanalyzing yanqing expressions is my day job. the way his face dropped when huaiyan asked who he was. was he sad that jing yuan had talked to huaiyan abt the express trio but now his own adoptive son. .
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jing yuan acts a lot like yanqing was an unplanned pregnancy for someone who willingly picked up a random baby.
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surprised that no one has drawn Sunday in his new fit with his hand behind his back yet. he can change his clothes but surely his iconic pose remains.
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will never understand why millennials get so heated about gen z wising up to the phenomenon of predatory men.
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u look like my dead wife. also do not take off ur shirt or I'll kill u
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until we get more details about yanqing's past im choosing to believe in jingyuan being a superstitious asian dad putting all these adornments onto his tiny son before sending him off to face the world.
the number of details in yanqing's design that symbolize longevity/protection. surely nothing bad will happen to him 😁👍
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he looks so. idk guileless ?? the old design is like. scheming plotting. up to no good. this one is like. coughing baby.
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fatherhood is a spectrum with arlecchino and elynas on extreme ends
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horse girl kaeya is so funny and so criminally underutilized by the canon.
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qingque age discourse happening so uhhhh timely reminder that yanqing isn't just a minor by xianzhou standards, he's a minor even by human standards.
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/ hsr 2.5 spoilers. picked all the bad dialogue options on purpose early on to make jiaoqiu suffer like haha get cooked silly pink fox but then the plot actually came for his ass and now i have the audacity to be flabbergasted like i wasn't actively praying on his downfall.
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wish ppl wld stop saying this is all the fault of cn players when cn players themselves are puzzled by the lack of darker characters. not defending hyv and im not glossing over the racism/colorism in china but did u see how white ppl reacted to yasuke in assassin's creed??.
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@theElioguy plus doesn't boothill literally use voice to text so it's not like there's no precedent in the game already 😭.
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deadnaming is wrong but it's extremely funny when ppl get so mad at hyv they pull out "mihoyo".
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unlocked yanqing's E3 and gasped so loudly because it's the really cute one !!!!!!!!
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@HSRSunday crying i've never seen a character get given this many period cramps from his own fans before he just keeps getting out into situations 😭.
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love when artists have their entire account be dedicated to a single character but then they randomly have a drawing of kaeya. out of place. nobody immune to kaeya alberich.
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natlan designs are so ugly and anachronistic but if u point it out someone will jump u for assuming that the cultures are primitive like im sorry but ripped skinny jeans is probably not the representation u want to die on a hill for.
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/ genshin leaks. is natlan like. secretly very technologically advanced 😭 it's the only nation with zippers?
[Genshin].火神的皮衣拉链很低.Pryo Archon leather jacket zipper is zipped low (拉很低).Thank you DK2 for the info!.
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so yanqing DOES refer to himself in 3rd person in cn (he avoids the pronoun 'I') but he does this out of politeness, NOT to appear cute. a counter example would be klee from genshin who also sometimes refers to herself in third person. but as her character has no historical.
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moze: taking feixiao out tonight.jiaoqiu: on a date? on a date right.moze:.jiaoqiu:
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it kills me that zhongli is consistently drawn with gingko leaves bc gingko is literally a living fossil
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i have got to stop buying him little outfits but. he looks so silly i can't stop
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too many little paws in this picture I got confused but I just realized he's cradling the cat's head that's so cute
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why did that stellaron hunter vs astral express Sunday leak even come from. something like this would've been decided long in advance and not Oh they changed their mind. it sounds really fake like it was made to stir up discourse 😭.
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whenever i accidentally come across love and deep space stuff on my tl i feel like im being held hostage but that's the game that's paying infinikki bills so who am i to judge.
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/ genshin leaks. this ass design with the 2014 tumblr galaxy print tights god they fumbled so hard.
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do u think this is what happened with the natlan design team. u mess up on zzz u get natlaned. that's why there's rollerblades and skinny jeans
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why implement a skip dialogue button when u can just not read.
can't get over how absolutely unthreatening and useless Yanqing is as someone thats supposed to be a legendary swordmaster or whatever gnfdsngd SUSHANG WAS BEATING UR ASS.
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when the worst person u know says "im a people pleaser". who tf are u pleasing girl.
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fontaine's child protection laws are dogshit omg. ppl bring up wriothesley often but freminet wasn't even an orphan when he entered the orphanage meaning he was trafficked as well. multiple child trafficking rings in the nation and don't even get me started on the twins.
fonatine as a nation is so garbage if you think about it. a part of the population lives in sewers, children have as much human rights as a piece of toilet paper, false allegations have no proper way of getting verified, the country is still (imo) microaggressive to melusines.
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love when female character stans bully their faves. calling them names and making fun of them (affectionate). a lot of the time female characters get treated like girlboss princess so it's fun to see them treated like a beloved stuffed animal instead. does tjis make sense. .
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@alnoxiaZJ if they must kick her off this is the only ending I'll accept. march saves the day and maybe we get a small lore reveal 👀.
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@XelonYara are u aware that sexual abuse is a crime that is punishable by law or is it your first day on earth.
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/sethos leaks. crying ik they add facial expressions last so it's not gonna look like that but the way he looks so fucking miserable is sending me
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