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@pachosmvlllls
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1 year
Ekuemee ekuemee🎶
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@pachosmvlllls
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7 months
Nimepass through almost ten rejections..sahii ata dem akikaa kando yangu siezi muongelesha.nangoja mke mwema kutoka kwa bwana
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@pachosmvlllls
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4 months
KPLC need to come up with an app that will be constantly updating us on when blackouts will be occurring Smh
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@pachosmvlllls
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2 years
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@pachosmvlllls
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10 months
Pale 2010 sahii ningekua nimedunga masupra zangu maridadi na nimenyoa mohok
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@pachosmvlllls
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10 months
nilikua naenda kanisa juu ya Dem flani nilikua nimemkufia ...she got married
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@pachosmvlllls
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10 months
Sisi waluhya tunaita sehemu telezi " shipoto ".... na nyinyi other tribes?
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@pachosmvlllls
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2 years
@omwambaKE @1centimeter5 nawafolo back.....siwachochi
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@pachosmvlllls
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8 months
Age mates wako wakianza kukufa ndio unaanza kujua umekua mzee
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@pachosmvlllls
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1 year
Kujua good English na kukua wise ni vitu mbili different sana
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@pachosmvlllls
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6 months
Tangu niingie hii app sijawai DM any female
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@pachosmvlllls
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10 months
Kuna mtu anangoja ukue mwendawazimu juu unavuta bangi
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@pachosmvlllls
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10 months
Mtu hajawai tumia bangi alafu anaambia watu ni mbaya ...pili pili usio ila yakwashiani kumamaye ...?
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@pachosmvlllls
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7 months
Msichana uko faceless kwani unakaa aje
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@pachosmvlllls
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11 months
Ukiona wakadinali karibu jua Kuna sca-nia
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@pachosmvlllls
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5 months
Unpopular opinion: women tend to have more lust than men but they never show it
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@pachosmvlllls
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9 months
Dem huanza ku monetize hiyo kitu yake after ashakua mtaro..... tight girls hukupea free
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@pachosmvlllls
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11 months
Nyinyi watu mshawai taste changaa kweli?
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@pachosmvlllls
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10 months
Hua Mnakula madem wakiwa on periods ..tf
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@pachosmvlllls
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9 months
Good morning great kings and queens of Africa
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@pachosmvlllls
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7 months
The last time nilishiba ilikua last year disemba...hizi siku zingine Nimekua tu na survive
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@pachosmvlllls
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9 months
Usimpee roho yako Kwanza...waza tofauti yake na hao wengine
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@pachosmvlllls
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10 months
The education system is a scam ...muache ku rate watu na grades juu walikosa kujua kitenzi kishirikishi kipumbafu
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@pachosmvlllls
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10 months
Dem anajifanya hataki kukupea kumbe anataka
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@pachosmvlllls
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7 months
Sikuizi mkiona watu na macho za red mna assume tu ni bangi..am seriously sick
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@pachosmvlllls
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8 months
Unataka rich friends but wakianza Ku make it unaskia wivu jamani
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@pachosmvlllls
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10 months
Hii Infinix itakuja kuni angamiza one day
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@pachosmvlllls
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10 months
Si rahisi kutafuta pesa bila pesa ingine
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@pachosmvlllls
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10 months
Ni Kenyans tu hueka beef flavored royco Kwa samaki
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@pachosmvlllls
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10 months
Huku ushago ukismoke weed ndani ya jikoni ata DCI hawaezi kushika
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@pachosmvlllls
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10 months
Bora uko campus na umekonda wanakijiji watasema tu ni bangi
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@pachosmvlllls
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9 months
Nimeona mahali kifee akisema anaeza piga KRG the donkey na deki akufe 😅
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@pachosmvlllls
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10 months
Endelea kufocus na mapenzi wakati watu wanatafuta pesa wakuje wakule manzi yako
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@pachosmvlllls
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7 months
Yaani kuna watu wanaown 500 acres of land?babu yangu alikua wapi sasa watu wakinyakua mashamba
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@pachosmvlllls
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10 months
Nimetoka exam room na nimeiba successfully...hio ni A
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@pachosmvlllls
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7 months
Shule ya kuendesha meli iko wapi hii kenya
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@pachosmvlllls
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7 months
Kama haujawai ambiwa uko na kiburi..check on your standards
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@pachosmvlllls
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8 months
I grew up knowing Shakira ni dem ya DJ afro
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@pachosmvlllls
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11 months
Huyu anaingia box na nilikua na test my flirting skills.... heartbreak in a few
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@pachosmvlllls
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8 months
Kama unadhani ambulance hubeba wagonjwa pekee hii town then am sorry
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@pachosmvlllls
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4 months
Hating on someone who doesn’t even know u exist is crazy
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@pachosmvlllls
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9 months
Kakamega nayo hukua na maajabu...mtu ana rape aje punda
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@pachosmvlllls
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8 months
Kwa mzazi nayo nitaishi Hadi Ile siku Nita make it....siwezi teseka na Niko na kwetu buana
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@pachosmvlllls
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9 months
Unajiita mlevi na Haujawai kunywa waragi?
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@pachosmvlllls
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11 months
Anyone anajua dawa ya bleeding gums nauma mkate damu Inatoka Kwa meno
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@pachosmvlllls
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10 months
Kukulana hukua kazi ingine bana ukienda hapo ukiwa njaa unaeza zimia...infact men ndio tunafaa kulipwa
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@pachosmvlllls
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9 months
Si mnitumie hizo sadaka alafu niwaombee hapa Tl
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@pachosmvlllls
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11 months
Dem akinishow story ya kunyesha mi humwambia tu pole juu Sasa nifanye nini jamani
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@pachosmvlllls
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10 months
Nimejipanga vizuri for 2024 utadhani ni msumeno
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@pachosmvlllls
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10 months
Unaeza Dhani tunajuana kumbe ni wewe unanijua
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@pachosmvlllls
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@pachosmvlllls
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10 months
Mlianza na macuzo sahii naona ma auntie kidogo mtafika Kwa old grannies
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@pachosmvlllls
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9 months
Siezi Kula dem ya mtu Mimi lakini akijileta Mimi ni nani
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@pachosmvlllls
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9 months
Nimekaa kando ya msichana mrembo alafu minyoo kwa tumbo zinaamua kupiga nduru
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@pachosmvlllls
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2 years
@omwambaKE @1centimeter5 following back whoever follows me
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@pachosmvlllls
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10 months
Busaa na mkate yenye Iko na blueband for breakfast >>
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@pachosmvlllls
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11 months
Ukisha pull hio phrase ya "ata haunanga Dem"Kwa argument hapo umenizima walai😂
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@pachosmvlllls
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9 months
Sijui Kama landlord atakubali nimlipe na bursary...juu weuh
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@pachosmvlllls
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3 months
"send me a pic" is where i lose 90% interest in a girl
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@pachosmvlllls
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11 months
KOX wanadanganya shusho akuje Kenya na hawaezi attend hio concert😅😂
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@pachosmvlllls
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3 months
Twitter is lowkey my fav social media app...always a vibe logging in
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@pachosmvlllls
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10 months
Huyo anapost ndethes sahii asubuhi jamani na nina jaribu kupractice semen retention
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@pachosmvlllls
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10 months
Imagine ukufe time unanyonga ..utaambia nini watu
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@pachosmvlllls
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9 months
Sasa tutapata aje madem tusiposimp?
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@pachosmvlllls
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10 months
Kuna msee amepatikana akijinyonga huku😂😂amekula makofi wah
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@pachosmvlllls
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3 months
fr , I'm literally on survival mode lately
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@pachosmvlllls
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5 months
“ur password is weak” well so is my memory please accept me bro🥲
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@pachosmvlllls
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9 months
Hio class naenda juu kuna dem Mali Safi nataka nimuone tena
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@pachosmvlllls
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4 months
When someone says "Go to hell" but you are already in kenya..ruto ndio shetani
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@pachosmvlllls
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8 months
Ukipata pesa taste yako kwa Kila kitu lazima itachange
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@pachosmvlllls
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10 months
Hapa Sasa tv tunamuabudu mungu tukicheka na pst ng'anga himuself
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@pachosmvlllls
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9 months
Tulikua tunapeleka Kuni shule kama school fees ndio tusome....using the readily available resources vizuri
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@pachosmvlllls
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10 months
Mlipromise shusho mtakua Kwa concert na mnaenda busia frauds
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@pachosmvlllls
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7 months
Hakunanga mistake kwa life,hizo ni lessons
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@pachosmvlllls
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8 months
Hawa comrades wa KMTC hukula chakula ya wagonjwa wakiwa clinicals,hamna ata huruma jamani
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@pachosmvlllls
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8 months
Mimi Naye I respect a woman who drives a manual car
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@pachosmvlllls
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5 months
this university thing feelin like a scam
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@pachosmvlllls
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8 months
A 16 year old ananiambia ati ananipenda,hehe kamiti wewe
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@pachosmvlllls
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5 months
I listen to every genre of music I’m polyjamorous 🎵🖤
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@pachosmvlllls
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4 months
Siet living alone is insane,sijaongea tangu juzi
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@pachosmvlllls
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10 months
Mzazi ni mtu anaeza kufanya slave juu anakulipia school fees na unakula kwake
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@pachosmvlllls
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11 months
Nzi nikama ziliumbwa kusumbua binadamu
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@pachosmvlllls
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4 months
Minute maid apple is so sexy when it’s cold omg
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@pachosmvlllls
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3 months
"mzee" AND "bro" ARE GENDER NEUTRAL TERMS!!!
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@pachosmvlllls
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9 months
Usiwai Fanya investigation ya cheating juu lazima utapata Chenye unatafuta na mtaachana bure
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@pachosmvlllls
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9 months
The worst place to put your laptop is on your lap
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@pachosmvlllls
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10 months
Mluya ukimnyima radio chai na ugali for three days hio ni enough punishment
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@pachosmvlllls
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4 months
I keep forgetting i cant open this app in public y'all nasties
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@pachosmvlllls
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10 months
Kuna huyu mrembo ako form 3 nangoja amalizane na machogu then I step in
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@pachosmvlllls
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5 months
You're not mentally ill you just broke &haven't had a good sex in a while
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@pachosmvlllls
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10 months
Maumbwa wanangoja tuchapwe...ndovu ni kuu
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