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If your first engagement is by DM then, sorry: unfollow/block..
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@Millsyrob
@Kathblue
@australian
~you’re
(Just helped you out with your copy writing. You’re welcome.)
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Does anyone else live with someone who, once you put your noise-cancelling headphones on, wants to talk to you? Indepth?
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It is with deep sadness and loss that I finally post of mum’s passing yesterday.
MrsG, Mast13 and I were lucky to see her as she rallied last week, and the last memory I have of her is her face lighting with joy as she recognised me. 1/2
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The NORMAL way to handle the situation, and not the American way
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@JeremyPoxon
friend had two strokes .. bedridden .. paralysed down one side .. could hardly speak, was cognitively impaired, and still in hospital. JSP said he had to attend an interview.
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@Asher_Wolf
Mast9 is on The Spectrum with ADHD
He ate half a pizza with basil in it and half a gingerbread man
When he found the shop that sold ice cream was closed, he was happy to have a milkshake
This is growth
This is my good thing for today
We love you Mast9 ♥️♥️♥️
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@merkin_about
Cookies are either
· served with milk in America
· used to track your online activity
Otherwise they're biscuits (which are not served with gravy)
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MrsG went in for day surgery in the ICU today. All went well: problem has been rectified.. hoping now that the problem doesn't recur 🤞🤞🤞
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Just saw a tweet from someone who saw two ducks fucking. Can’t find it now. Wanted to respond, “Just saw two fucking ducks”. And now I want to say, “Fuck a duck!”
Hate when that happens
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Got one of these in an egg package. Haven’t had / seen one for years. Very yummy!
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@aventgardener_
@MagazineAmplify
Many Americans are unaware that Australia exists and/or where it is. That they’re even discussing our indigenous population is amazinig in itself
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This man risked his own life to save the wolf. Put his phone down to record, in case sth happened to him, then did what he could to save this sentient being. His whole heart was in it bc the meaning of “if one hurts we all hurt” ❤️
#bekindtoanimals
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So how and when should “little kids” be taught about sex?
When Mast13 was in pre-school they learned a song, “Private parts: they belong to me”. I see 0 wrong with this.
And I see 0 wrong with his school teaching him what he should or shouldn’t do when his hormones take over..
Can teachers just stop talking to little kids about sex. Why is this so hard
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Cookers gonna cook
I don’t wear sunscreen, and I never will.
We blame the sun for cancer when we should be blaming our diets.
But if we cleaned up our diets, how would Big Food and Big Pharma make their money?
Sunscreen and a poor diet will make you sick.
Sick people = $$$
Don’t be a pawn.
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Helping Mast11 with his
#8outof10catscountdown
homework today. See if you can complete this before I post the answer
Note that Mast11 is in Grade 5. He loves “Cats” and learns some bad habits but is learning some good math skills as well, beating us almost all the time
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Mast13 and MrsG were also able to say goodbye.
MrsG and I are spending today at places around GWS that were significant to Mum and all of us.
Please keep us in your thoughts. 2/2
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Cunts put the rent up $50/wk.
Time to bargain 🤞🤞🤞
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@BGiaLucaLou
@barmijo
@buckscience
@libbybakalar
@ElizabethFlux
I’m not even a computer in the office years-old
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Who took your concert virginity?
KISS, Sydney Cricket Ground, 1980
Who took your concert virginity?
AC/DC, Boondall EC, Brisbane.
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Ooh look! Mine is one of the top tweets for the given hashtag. Let’s drive it further
#NoDickheads
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Permission to go to bed early fam?
It's been a horrible day..
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@Asher_Wolf
What about those who took their lives because they saw no other way out of it? What about them,
@Centrelink
;
@centrelinkgovau
?
#ClassAction
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Type “music” + the year you turned 14 into the gif search bar and share any result
Type “music” + the year you turned 14 into the gif search bar and share any result
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Queue forms to the right, ladies
The far, far Right!! 🤢
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@BigVapingNunga
@janeenorman
My grandfather put his age DOWN to serve the NZDF in WWII. My stepfather served in Korea, Vietnam twice, plus black ops in SE Asia. My bro currently serves and does his ANZAC Day part. I honour and respect all of that but have never been to a march or dawn service...
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So apparently mum’s in hospital
When I was PoA I kept the family informed
Sigh
Now to try to find out which one. Could be Hornsby, could be LDPH
Fucksake
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Dinner: .. with chilli flakes in case their version of spicy isn’t
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My mental health is important and so is the mental health of every other person. Pass it on.
My mental health is important and so is the mental health of every other person. Pass it on.
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Warm enough, ya think? It’s this or Big Energy gets a swathe of our hard earned
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I've been put off by that cunt who said I was a reply guy to all the women in my timeline
I reply similarly to the guys in my timelime as well
Now I see it everywhere else
I am so wary of it now
Can't show you bc blocked and didn't think to take a screen shot ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Who the hell organises a meeting after lunch on Easter Thursday?
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If you were to suddenly vanish from Twitter today, would anyone notice or care?
If you were to suddenly vanish from Twitter today, would anyone notice or care?
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@FrenchmoneyOS
@cesiu232
@OriginalTrevbot
@MelissaGoatley
@laurenboebert
@JoeBiden
The worst thing about being simple is that you’re the only one that doesn’t know it
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@TomAntonelli2
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Yours is the country that puts
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That escalated quickly!!
Perfect gentleman .. Warm and passionate .. can't take "no" for an answer !!
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@Rachael07384347
@ChrisKSim75
@CourtRum
Mum is in a BUPA facility. Has recently lost both legs to seemingly innocuous circulatory issues indicated by blackening middle-toes (one at a time). Wonder if this could have been avoided with attention by NH staff? …
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Um, apparently I died
SMS just rec’d on MrsG’s phone
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Absolutely
#TransRightsAreHumanRights
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#TransRightsAreHumanRights
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@Leo_Puglisi6
Who the hell (besides this person) calls it Melby? If anything it’s
• Melbourne
• MEL
• Melbs
• Melvegas
• Danville
• That southern Sydney suburb
• something Yarra related
But Melby??! Who hurt them??!
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@jimrosecircus1
I don’t understand why 🍁 can’t claim the western half and 🇩🇰 claim the eastern half. Just put their whiskey / hard liquor on the border and drink together..
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FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKMEDEAD!!
That’s all. As you were…
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@20thCenturyDan
The true tragedy of this entire episode is the lack of leadership from our elected representatives
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@purplepingers
Advocate at our NCAT hearing laughed when the owner of the last place wanted us to pay for a new lawn and for painting the place ($7K bond claim for $2K bond).
Previous occupants were also heavy smokers & had a cubby-hole above the garage.
Owners will try anything!
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@NatashaCL7
What’s a prime? It’s an arbitrary number applied by the patriarchy
Plenty of life left
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And a covfefe to wake him up!
Honestly, let him sleep.
Wheel him into a fake Oval Office on the back nine of Trump National, tell him he’s the president, hand him a Diet Coke and a hamberder, play a nature video, quietly close the door, and walk away.
#SleepyDon
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@TerraceDamo
@BethanyinCBR
Said it yourself: “Listen to other view points or listen to facts”. I would rather listen to facts, thanks.
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@Asher_Wolf
He only eats cheese pizza
He has never had gingerbread
I couldn’t photograph it
Some events are beyond photos
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Oh bugger it …
Just remembered I was at a pub on Saturday and didn’t photograph the roof or the menu …
*deleting account*
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Where's my phone Where's My Phone WHERE'S MY FUCKING PHONE
In the fridge. Where else..
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