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@The_West_Trad
The bass pro pyramid unironically owns tho and I want to make a pilgrimage there someday
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@Fly_Sistah
@strickdc
@NBCNews
Spoiler alert: they will get a fine that will be equivalent to a regular person buying something from a vending machine and will keep on doing this
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@laserboat999
When none of your friends want to play against you but you’re not good enough for it to mean anything
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@Innovatedad
@Mercury_Hooman
@natsechobbyist
This isn’t a definition. This is just something you had a strong emotional reaction to. Not like I expect a blue check to use their brain
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@JayCartere
@mrwtffacts
Thanks dude should I give you some money to learn how to make more money
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@RBurdface
@MidleAgeGambino
@RainbowOfRed
I wouldn’t give them long before they start shooting gas into churches honestly it seems like laws are just suggestions for them that they can ignore at a whim
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love this for them
The artificial reefs we built 6 months ago in Little Abaco are loaded with white grunts, lobster, and more!
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Hate and vitriol mfs be like “that really pissed me off. I am completely full of spite and loathing now”
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@RBurdface
@MidleAgeGambino
@RainbowOfRed
Cops are on a power trip right now. I genuinely don’t think anyone short of god himself or the US military could put a stop to it. Simple human institutions like the church are just more bugs for them to crush underfoot in their rabid pursuit of power and punishment
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If you think recognizing this as a slide towards genocide is alarmist literally fuck you shut the fuck up and get out of the way. What is any possible end goal of legislation like this other than eventual total extermination of trans people
🚨🚨 Oklahoma's House has PASSED (80-18) HB2177 which will ESSENTIALLY BAN all gender affirming care INCLUDING ADULTS in the State of Oklahoma.
This bill now goes to the Senate.
This is the first time we've had a bill that will ban adult healthcare pass a chamber.
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@jasonthinks
People really be willing to sell out trans people across the world just to support the worlds most oppressed demographic *checks notes* …. Videogame devs ?
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@al_swanky
@Gritty20202
I think it’s more that our farmers would be out there shooting protesters alongside the police
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South Philly Italians have established an actual no go zone. Anyone who isn't white, who looks even slightly "alternative" or whatever is legitimately in danger of being jumped for setting foot in the area. Very cool shit
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I wouldn’t fall for this, I hate books and try to destroy them every chance I get. I think humans are not meant to have knowledge
Me: No serial killer will ever lure me into their murder van. I' m too smart for that.
Murderer:
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@b1ack1iberation
Taking pictures of a stranger and then sitting next to him and waking him up (woke)
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Yeah I believe joe Biden I believe he should shut the fuck up
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@stratoballoon
Yeah I think shooting this down with a hunting rifle over a populated place was definitely the move
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My dad texted me that I could climb the bus shelters because they were reinforced with plywood and my mom thumbs down reacted it
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@ferniefaq
How does this help us fight for a better world? What does anyone gain from this, like materially or strategically?
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We've all heard of the rumors of boobytrapped stickers but I don't think I've ever actually seen evidence for it in practice until now. Same rules that apply to rock climbing- always look carefully where you're sticking your hands
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Gentrifying my fuckjng cat by pouring a spoonful of capers on him. Gentrifying my stupid dick with fancy olive oil. Gentrifying my extra loud weed with “white people fentanyl”. Gentrifying Mario party by dumping nutritional yeast into the n64 air vents destroying it instantly. Ge
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@wealth_turtle
@rawsalerts
There are on average multiple derailments a day and there have been for a while, you just didn’t start paying attention until now
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If you’ve never trained in using a gun before right now really isn’t the best time to get into it (one might also say right now is always the best time), but it will probably be more important to stock up and train with treating wounds and using body armor
Here is a centralized article about building an Individual First Aid Kit (IFAK) and learning to use it. This series will continue to grow with time to include various skills for revolutionary survival.
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@AdamNeumannsCoS
@alejxramirez
@JayCartere
@GRDecter
Answer me this question seriously: are China and Singapore the same thing?
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@marina0swald
Tbh a lot of people worked very hard and sacrificed a lot to make sure they fell off
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When u startle a cat and it tries to run away but it’s on a smooth surface and can’t get traction so it just kinda uselessly skitters in place for a second like if you agree
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@Jake_Hanrahan
Idk they seem really invested in the “covid19 overflow hospitals in New York actually being used for children rescued from tunnels” line
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@RBurdface
@MidleAgeGambino
@RainbowOfRed
You bet 🙃 they’re realizing now how much power they really wield and how powerless all of us are. What are we supposed to do?
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Gonna snort a line of farm mud off my work boot so I can catch some disease that hasn’t been reported since the 1800s called something like milkman’s lung or ottoman cistern fever
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@IamgoingbaNINAs
Only one of them has residential space above it, but also it would very much track for him to live in a brand new development in fairmount
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Housewife makes dinner (Channa masala/paneer makhani/turmeric potatoes/spiced basmati rice/papadam w my own spice blends)
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@danadonly
There’s some experimental ketamine analogues where the N-methyl is replaced with various N-reverse ester chains. Preliminary tests show they have a very very short duration, they haven’t been tested in people yet tbh but they would deff be active in an intramuscular injection lol
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Yeah folx we’re so oppressed who will deliver our people from the monumental injustice of *checks notes* being a stretch goal on kickstarters
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#AuroraProtest
tonight Protesters caused major damage to the courthouse, breaking into the building setting fire to an office.
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@PhillyInquirer
Are you really gonna challenge Philadelphians like that do you not remember the “unclimbable” poles
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There is no one more benevolent than muslim dudes who dm me on my bug facts insta profile
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I been saying! The time of debate is over. There is no more good faith, the high road has been bombed to smithereens and if you traverse it you are sure to go off a cliff. The time of disinformation and bullying is here. It is how we will survive
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Why would I put my pronouns in my bio. Sun Tzu himself said to keep your enemies guessin
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I love taking pictures of cats that offer them no dignity or respect. Haha you little guy
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Made a ridiculous ass biryani it has like 25 different spices in it if you gave this shit to a Europe mf from like 1200 they would die on the spot
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Where does this illusion that Canadians are nice comes from. Every person in Canada I met was extremely mean to me because they spoke French in front of me
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Sorry but if you hang out and smoke weed with me at any point in the near future we are listening to chopped and screwed stuff the whole time
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@ferrynick520
@PhillyInquirer
I think I missed the memo on when “good guys” beat an innocent mother, kidnap her child and lie about it for a photo op
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SpongeBob credits music is playing in his head at all times
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I live my life by the “ 4 L’s” they are loving luigi, looking at luigi, learning about Luigi and luigi
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I’m going from being unemployed for like 6 months and doing drugs on weekdays to a full time 9-5 with a 50 minute drive commute how do I even adjust to this at all I barely know how to drive
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My beautiful spouse loves animals so much and so do I and it’s the loveliest thing imaginable. There’s a whole world of incredible creatures for us to see
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Have hope for this world, all we can do is fight back
This police vehicle that was just guarding access to the proposed “Cop City” site is now engulfed in flames.
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Low level beta male: I need me a Ramona Flower, for having sex
High level epsilon male: Ramona Flowers has nimble elegant porcelain hands and I can pay very little money for her to use those perfectly sized hands to reach into machinery and remove blockages and jams
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So many people with their infants at this zoo. Tf are you doing here epic fail the kid won’t even remember this. Get out of my way, this tiny scrub will never appreciate these animals on as many levels as I do
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Soup I made up, a veggie and tofu and mushroom soup w a blend of spices based on South Chinese/southeast Asian palettes, served with rice noodles garnished w coriander lime juice bean sprouts n doubanjiang
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The year is 2024. On National live television I become the first person to (successfully) deez nuts a sitting President. I am promptly tackled by secret service and summarily executed with a hammer
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I won't be more specific because my legal name is plastered all over it but lmaooooo one of my old paintings is being sold on ebay as a mysterious acquistion of outsider art of completley unknown provenance for $75.00. I have truly made it as an artist!!!!!!
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@LuckyHellhound
@JoshuaPHilll
No they won’t, and if they do, mainstream liberals will label them as terrorists and move Heaven and earth to discredit them
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Probably the world's premier expert on discovering novel dissociatives said he wants to put my mind to use in his lab to help him with developing new compounds and has made a tech position just for me that will help me to pursue that to my full ability! Unbelievably flattered
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Saw one of my enemies at Clark park bitch you’re lucky it’s Ramadan and I was at work transporting bottles of reagents or I would’ve knocked you tf out on the spot (I’ve sparred with u before I know I could rock your shit)
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All them ivy league kids i graduated from HS with n the people makin $$$ at tech companies and the valedictorian and all these other successful mfs, none of them would last 5 minutes in the depths of one of my most vicious benders so whose the real winner
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“The cruelty is the point” I mutter as the McDonald’s cop smashes my rear window to confiscate 24 pristinely wrapped counterfeit McDoubles
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Go birds
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My aunt had this beautiful calico cat named twoface but I always called her toothpaste
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Turns out i actually enjoy dancing at a rave and such after being mortally afraid of it my whole life. The secret is that I have to be on drugs
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@bsonenstein
@jinxpress
Why can’t people just say violence against our enemies is a good thing. There’s nothing wrong with using violence as a tool against those that inflict so much on us on a daily basis
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@wownorn
@BPenmetcha
@KLLiiNNG
They're a type of leaf beetle with a beautiful golden color! Oddly enough they can change their color to turn dull reddish brown (which happens upon their death also)- this seems to correlate with internal moisture levels
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Going to buy ambien on discord from spike spiegel from cowboy bebop
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Crystals of dissociative drugs / drug intermediates / impurities that I have made
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My job after the Revolution is I read peoples birth charts and if they suck I make them kneel in front of a ditch and shoot them in the back of the head
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