“When I was 21 I was beer bonging whiskey and talking about my sick beer pong comebacks... Luka is 21 and averaging a triple double in the playoffs” -
@BarstoolBigCat
I feel so attacked 😕
The sign of a great coaching staff in the process of building a great program isn’t how the season starts its how a team finishes. Great things are coming in the future of Bethany football. It’s been a privilege to wear blue and gold. I love all my teammates.
For 45k per year Bethany is offering you
-sub par food options!
-WiFi that doesn’t work!
-Athletic facilities that haven’t been renovated since before your parents were born!
-debt for the rest of your life!
& much more!
#rokarstokar
When Bethany beats Kdub in football I’ll drink until I physically cannot anymore and donate $100 to the football program every 3 beers all night. Someone save this tweet
I never knew Engel Rosario and I won’t pretend like I did, but he obviously made a huge impact on Bethany college and all off his friends. He won’t be forgotten, RIP.
Officially putting in my application for Bethany Head football coach, I will CONSIDER accepting the offer as long as I get 100k guaranteed, a double wide trailer with no lot fees, and an open tab at the stuga. Ball is in your court Mauch, Rokar Stokar bitches⚡️
Are you a natural light type of person? The upstairs of the library commons has all new furniture but the same great light.
#futureswedes
#bethanycollegelbk
NOBODY has their players back and treats everyone as fairly as Coach White does. He’s a great fucking coach that had the program moving in the right direction despite NO SUPPORT FROM THE COLLEGE. This is an absolute fucking joke and everyone involved should be ashamed. Fuck you
So I quit my bartending job to play football in Poland and my boss goes “you should come in this week on your off days to eat so we can make sure you hit your goal weight for the season”
Real one.
Tomorrow is the annual day I have to explain to the financial aid office that my parents are on a sailboat in the middle of the ocean and I can’t just call them
If someone tells you that coronavirus isn’t real, just be like “yea I agree! I just hung out with someone who has it but I feel fine”
Watch how fast they leave 😂
Y’all got me so incredibly FUCKED UP, coach rave was the last thing holding the football “program” together.... and y’all fire him too???? If you wanted to make it clear that you don’t give a fuck about the athletes, you did it! President, AD and Tyrone are CLOWNS. Embarrassing.
Coach Carter final stats after an illustrious head coaching career:
-1-14 record 🔥🔥
-700+ tweets 🥶💪
-almost tied Kdub in the first half one time 👀😤
-insisted that the storm was coming ⛈⚡️
Since most of twitter knows I’m going to Poland I feel like most of twitter should also know that I taught ipo how to use the our gun yesterday, for while I’m gone
I know there’s only like 500 kids here but if you RT you could potentially make someone leave their fraternity and lose in-state tuition to play 3rd string QB in the NAIA, let’s get it