I see these tweets from Democrats claiming they tried to get into a building and I'm like how about you open the fucking door? There is one asshole in khaki standing between you and your job.

What Trump thinks Executive Orders do

Not my favorite start to the day (after the second time we had to evacuate) @Hilton

Abolish the electoral college

@DrAllyLouks is there a way for me to learn how to explain how things smell? A friend asked me what spinach smells like (after this pic of a Target candle), and I'm at a loss

RT @waitmanb: Hi! Holocaust historian here. Let me see if I can help. That wasn't a "weird salute." It was a Hitler salute. Because El…

RT @eliz_herreid: Bring back formal mourning periods. It would actually be comforting to be able to signal when you are really going throug…

@Hilton @HiltonHonors @HiltonHotels what do I do if the hotel is split between a child's birthday party and an adult football party with echoing screaming and now the weed smoke is coming under my door?

RT @JBfromDC89: DING DONG ANITA BRYANT IS DEAD

I paid for another month of @YouTubeTV because I needed to watch @Andy and @AC360 on NYE. Anything at all can and does happen live

RT @slayerxvampire:

RT @PercyYaBysshe: NYPD commissioner: you perp walked that guy? Goon: sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked Commissioner: what

RT @sapphicspielbrg: How crazy would it be if a bunch of good shit all of a sudden started happening at some point in our lives instead of…

RT @Pinko69420:

When is your term up @JohnFetterman - you have betrayed the people of Pittsburgh (and other places) time and time again. You are a disgrace.

I'm glad @inkmaster did some blind judging so DJ can't simply vote for his favorite each episode

@PghTransitCare my husband and I almost got run down by bus number 6642. It was at Liberty and the Bloomfield Bridge at about 850pm. No idea what the route was because I was too busy trying to dodge the front of it - didn't want to get plowed that way today

@johnhancockusa love that nowhere on the claim form does it say a wet signature is required so now, while dealing with the death of my mother, I have to find a scanner to fax this over. Really love that I need to focus on this right now.

The worst part about the UHC CEO assassination is everyone trying to make insurance-related jokes

@Tim_Walz Why did they muzzle you? You calling them weird was the most joy U felt since like 2005. Why did they stop what we wanted and needed?