Zamora Profile Banner
Zamora Profile
Zamora

@orladhortun

Followers
9,309
Following
8,189
Media
437
Statuses
66,045

3.4.7 // Death does not exist, we only die when people forget about us

Earth
Joined August 2011
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
@orladhortun
Zamora
5 years
So we are all gonna act like we didn't notice the WEDDING RING on his finger? 😐
273
4K
9K
@orladhortun
Zamora
4 years
Sagamu becomes first major city where #EndSARS has truly occurred. The Akarigbo of Remo Land has ordered that no SARS operative be found in Sagamu. Freedom!
219
4K
8K
@orladhortun
Zamora
4 years
100k is a level 11 salary in the Civil service and you would have spent a minimum of 12 years to attain that position. Twitter really is a bubble
141
2K
4K
@orladhortun
Zamora
4 years
#EndSARS Protest currently on going in Sagamu to protest the killing of Tiamiyu Kazeem
140
2K
3K
@orladhortun
Zamora
4 years
Update: Police has shot one of the protesters dead
@orladhortun
Zamora
4 years
#EndSARS Protest currently on going in Sagamu to protest the killing of Tiamiyu Kazeem
140
2K
3K
314
4K
3K
@orladhortun
Zamora
7 months
I grew up secretly resenting my father. I felt he could have pushed himself harder. He's been gone for almost 20 years and I now understand better. He tried his best.
@yabaleftonline
YabaLeftOnline
7 months
Emeka Ike’s son, Michael breaks silence.
2K
2K
9K
178
594
3K
@orladhortun
Zamora
2 years
@derry_ville "Who yo girl cuz I fuck a lot of Nigga bitches" 😭😭😭
0
63
2K
@orladhortun
Zamora
5 years
Forget the Messi- Ronaldo debacle, Ronaldinho was God's gift to Football. What a Baller!
70
444
1K
@orladhortun
Zamora
6 years
Good Morning Sir @segalink .I laud your efforts in the #ENDSARS struggle. I think we have had enough of Twitter Rants about this Cancer called SARS. We need to hit the streets. A peaceful protest won't hurt.
30
311
394
@orladhortun
Zamora
4 years
Update: Second protester shot. He has been rushed to OSUTH
@orladhortun
Zamora
4 years
Update: Police has shot one of the protesters dead
314
4K
3K
41
801
368
@orladhortun
Zamora
2 years
@Postsubman She's 44 years old. Of course feminism goes out of the window at that stage
26
36
347
@orladhortun
Zamora
3 years
Dear people of Twitter, are you aware that I sell Big Full Chicken for as low as #2000 ? All the parts of the Chicken like Gizzard, Head, Legs etc will also be included. Please Kindly patronize me as well as Retweet. This is my first ever Twitter request 🙏
38
497
333
@orladhortun
Zamora
2 years
@JosephineAvid His Tweet is relevant and your counter-tweet is also relevant. The two can co-exist 😄
4
48
304
@orladhortun
Zamora
5 years
Stanley Nwabia was a potent voice against the Buhari tyranny. Crude as his methods were, they kept the government in check. He will be missed.
22
114
227
@orladhortun
Zamora
6 years
#bigbumbumtwitter Is the best trend since Twitter was created!
Tweet media one
51
71
222
@orladhortun
Zamora
7 months
We really don't know the truth about the Ike family. All of them are speaking from their perspectives and we can't say they are not all saying their own truths. Time will tell in the end.
4
17
208
@orladhortun
Zamora
5 years
How can you not see a Red flag?? Jamaican and Nigerian fused into One human is too much Scumness
@Curvy_dva
Curvydva
5 years
@motivateyouths Half Jamaican, half Nigerian. Lied about his name, his birthday and losing his wallet so I paid for the second date. Ended up stealing 5 pairs of shoes and a leather jacket 🤦🏾‍♀️
158
578
2K
8
232
176
@orladhortun
Zamora
5 years
A student of FUNAAB who drank sniper because he was advised to withdraw from the university due to poor academic performance has died this morning at the Federal Medical Center. Suicide is never the option.
57
177
163
@orladhortun
Zamora
5 years
Dad died in 2005. None of his siblings have bothered to check up on us ever since then. It was tough growing up but all of us are good now. Fuck them.
@akreana_
Keabetswe🌬
6 years
O jewa ke eng ?
67K
42K
115K
17
37
175
@orladhortun
Zamora
4 years
This Kiki Mordi is an actual nuisance
11
48
166
@orladhortun
Zamora
7 months
We are fallible humans in the end. People make mistakes. They should forgive one another and move forward. They are at the end still a family
6
13
162
@orladhortun
Zamora
2 years
@Letter_to_Jack Never seen someone catch so much L
1
3
146
@orladhortun
Zamora
4 years
@ajibz_tosin @landon_milan Diaspora Nigerians always doing the most as usual. You dey Canada dey tweet 😂
2
8
153
@orladhortun
Zamora
5 years
Look at what I saw in one of my Students exam script 😁. I don't even know where to start
Tweet media one
64
72
139
@orladhortun
Zamora
5 years
Ok. This is him as an Unmarried Adult. Balance me real quick 😄
Tweet media one
12
7
133
@orladhortun
Zamora
3 years
@kEENcsgo @semo33xx Bacca was decent for us
2
0
132
@orladhortun
Zamora
5 years
Dear @akreana_ You are awesome and down to earth. Using your platform to help people vent then moving on to use same platform to help people get jobs and assistance is worth applause. Keep going, we got you
@akreana_
Keabetswe🌬
6 years
O jewa ke eng ?
67K
42K
115K
2
11
126
@orladhortun
Zamora
5 years
0
0
104
@orladhortun
Zamora
3 years
The "Mudder Squad" Tee Shirt is a mockery of his victims.
@UOkoroTVC
Uche Okoro
3 years
HAPPENING NOW: Police parades Uduak Akpan, prime suspect in killing of Iniubong Umoren. @tvcnewsng #JusticeForHinyUmoren
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
954
2K
3K
5
55
114
@orladhortun
Zamora
3 years
@Gistloversblog1 I see a lack of empathy for someone who just gruesomely lost her life. Nobody deserves to die like that irrespective of the nature of their hustle. I'm disgusted
3
1
111
@orladhortun
Zamora
4 years
Still the Oldest looking 20+ guy I have ever seen since Diego Costa
@BashirAhmaad
Bashir Ahmad
4 years
So I am 29 today, Alhamdulillah! 🤲🏼
Tweet media one
5K
1K
21K
8
125
107
@orladhortun
Zamora
5 years
@goodrichonyi @datsleekboy @damytomy_ @Urfavskinnydude @Msmenalicious @louisaagunbiade Majority of the nutrients in these are water soluble and heat labile vitamins. When you boil, then blend then cook, you end up with a tasty but nutritionally valueless food
11
11
93
@orladhortun
Zamora
5 years
0
0
78
@orladhortun
Zamora
5 years
Ronaldinho the only player to dribble you even when you are the one with the ball. Madness
7
26
100
@orladhortun
Zamora
5 years
Yes, I was elected today.
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
47
36
83
@orladhortun
Zamora
4 years
I got some DOC from GS Chicks courtesy of @BashorunGa_ 3 weeks ago. This is one of them today. Agric Twitter am I doing well?
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
16
27
83
@orladhortun
Zamora
4 years
UNAAB >>>>> FUNAAB. If you know you know
37
30
79
@orladhortun
Zamora
5 years
Having more than 5 kids in Nigeria should be treated as a threat to National Security!
19
55
79
@orladhortun
Zamora
5 years
@FeralJack_ @IfeLawal23 This really cracked me up. Like WTF
1
2
65
@orladhortun
Zamora
5 years
Prime Yaya Toure was the best midfielder in the world. DM, CM, AM? The Ivorian had it all
3
22
61
@orladhortun
Zamora
4 years
I have just credited 3 people 10k each. Let me know if you have gotten the alert guys. For others who haven't gotten, drop your account details below. Let's do this
139
21
62
@orladhortun
Zamora
5 years
0
0
55
@orladhortun
Zamora
5 years
I'm always in awe of my Mom. Today's not her birthday but I always seize every moment I get to appreciate her.
Tweet media one
5
7
60
@orladhortun
Zamora
10 months
@AdeoluSavage The best VC in our history in UNAAB/FUNAAB. Great man
5
5
61
@orladhortun
Zamora
4 years
@FeralJack_ Yes. Im currently at the venue
3
10
54
@orladhortun
Zamora
5 years
@e_bubee @___Dayveed Dude has been married since birth. Damn
3
1
55
@orladhortun
Zamora
4 years
@adanna_elechi There's no level 11 actually that's the salary for level 12 in a state civil service. 3 years per promotion 4 times is Level 12. That's 12 years
3
3
60
@orladhortun
Zamora
6 years
Ok. I'm finally mentally ready for an #ENDSARS Protest. Enough of the Twitter rant. When are we hitting the streets?
3
67
50
@orladhortun
Zamora
4 years
@landon_milan @ajibz_tosin Carry your patriotism elsewhere. I'll tweet the same thing if I was in Canada enjoying basic and social amenities too 🙄
3
2
54
@orladhortun
Zamora
4 years
How many of you knew about the Villareal team that had Marcus Senna, Capdevila and Riquelme?
35
33
58
@orladhortun
Zamora
5 years
@callmej_cole @Jidenna Don't do this 😁
1
1
50
@orladhortun
Zamora
5 years
Another Masters degree admission. If I die Na Book kill me!
20
12
56
@orladhortun
Zamora
4 years
3
1
47
@orladhortun
Zamora
5 years
When I finally become Governor of Ogun state, I'll sponsor 500 students annually to study medicine then have an agreement that they must serve the state for a minimum of 15 years. Beneficiaries who travel abroad to practice will pay 10% of his/her salary to the state every month
21
28
50
@orladhortun
Zamora
5 years
First time in Ilorin, took a bike from General Hospital to Bishop's Court in GRA. Bikeman called it 150 but priced down to 100 as per Lagos boy. When we finally got to my destination, I prostrated and paid him times two with tears in my eyes. Cheapest Transportation in Nigeria!
@ThinTallTosin
TTT |$BBg
5 years
Sco pa tu manaa
Tweet media one
671
158
627
11
22
47
@orladhortun
Zamora
4 years
Everyone should mobilize immediately to the Lekki Toll gate. We need the numbers #SARSMUSTEND
0
72
50
@orladhortun
Zamora
5 years
I'm a Year Older and Closer to my grave today.
Tweet media one
44
15
50
@orladhortun
Zamora
4 years
This was Yinka Mafe yesterday during his birthday celebrations. He died yesterday night 😭
31
70
50
@orladhortun
Zamora
4 years
NLC has officially replaced NANS as the most unfortunate Union in Nigeria
9
29
47
@orladhortun
Zamora
4 years
I don't give a rat ass about the Arewa Rolls Royce and BMWs. I'm saving up to buy my Toyota Camry with my hard earned money at my own pace. Zero tension.
7
14
47
@orladhortun
Zamora
5 years
Seyi Makinde of Oyo might become President in 2023 under the banners of the PDP if he continues this way
24
16
48
@orladhortun
Zamora
5 years
We have a vision great and clear For the masses far and near A school of farming, science and skill To feed the land we will Research, Test and Learning For wisdom we are yearning... FUNAAB FUNAAB Glory of our days.......
@StMayox
mAYOwa
5 years
Sco pa tu manaa?
Tweet media one
136
49
134
6
28
48
@orladhortun
Zamora
5 years
I'm cooking Spaghetti and I'm scared for my life already. I used almost 200 rodo without any tomatoes. If you don't see my tweets in the next 20 minutes, call Bro Segun. He is my next of kin
23
18
46
@orladhortun
Zamora
6 years
Yahoo boys are one of the major drivers of the Nigerian Economy. They are the Greatest patrons of the Clubbing industry, they build houses, buy cars , Buy Laptops. They are also the Greatest purchasers of iPhones. It's so sad but it's the reality!
16
69
42
@orladhortun
Zamora
5 years
@danielmarven Work dammit work!
0
0
37
@orladhortun
Zamora
6 years
@renoomokri @GabrielChima3 @atiku Anybody voting for @atiku should follow me. I'll follow back instantly. Atikulate
14
2
38
@orladhortun
Zamora
5 years
If my daughter or son has sex at 12 years of age. I'll flog the daylight out if him/her. Don't tell me I can't discipline my child when you are not outraged that he/she is a minor.
15
22
42
@orladhortun
Zamora
5 years
@MilanEye "When I change clubs again"
1
0
40
@orladhortun
Zamora
2 years
I fit wipe anybody wey sell Atiku or any Fulani presidential candidate cord for neck. Na only Fulani people we come serve for Nigeria?
8
32
33
@orladhortun
Zamora
4 years
You must always find a way to be condescending. Small change and you look for any opportunity to talk down on people. You are an Idiot
5
81
38
@orladhortun
Zamora
4 years
@AyoolaNana Do you work in a state government civil service because I do. The only wrong thing In what I stated is that there's actually no level 11 but level 12
4
0
38
@orladhortun
Zamora
3 years
Muslims and Democrats behave the same way. Intolerant yet will play the victim of you give them what they dish out
5
36
36
@orladhortun
Zamora
5 years
@jackdre02 I swear. Twitter no go contain all of us this morning. Jazz koor, Jazzman Olofin ni
2
9
35
@orladhortun
Zamora
2 years
@eldrenna Una still dey play Table Tennis?
3
2
35
@orladhortun
Zamora
5 years
@damytomy_ @goodrichonyi @datsleekboy @Urfavskinnydude @Msmenalicious @louisaagunbiade Shorter Cooking Time, Yes but you have subjected it to Two different Cooking Periods both of which exceeds 100 Degrees. Majority of the Vitamins will be destroyed at the first boiling and any left will be destroyed when you cook again. It's best you blend and boil
4
2
38
@orladhortun
Zamora
4 years
The Sagamu protest has turned violent. I urge people to go inside and stay inside for their own safety.
6
25
35
@orladhortun
Zamora
6 years
Went to pay for my new flat today. They refused to rent it out to me because I am a Bachelor. It took me promising to marry next year before I could secure it. Sigh.
19
8
35
@orladhortun
Zamora
2 years
I need someone with an HND (Minimum Lower Credit) in Chemistry or Biochemistry with Laboratory experience for immediate employment. Kindly retweet to help someone who needs it
9
64
35
@orladhortun
Zamora
4 years
Entrepreneurship will make you understand the importance of #20 , #50 . Every Naira counts to a business person. The effort it takes to make money is really a whole lot. Earning a Salary is Easier
5
12
35
@orladhortun
Zamora
4 years
A Coronavirus case has been taken to Olabisi Onabanjo University Teaching Hospital, Sagamu. The Patient is a 62 year old Male who returned to the country on the 17th of March. All 32 of his contacts have been traced
7
50
36
@orladhortun
Zamora
4 years
People are voting for Biden because they hate Trump and not because they think he's fit for the Job
Tweet media one
10
12
33
@orladhortun
Zamora
4 years
As bad as this year is, some would still make it big. I will be part of them in Jesus name
5
15
34
@orladhortun
Zamora
4 years
If we follow strictly guidelines for sexual Harassment, almost all Men will go to Jail.
11
17
33
@orladhortun
Zamora
5 years
Buhari or Atiku, we go sha go work
Tweet media one
3
6
31
@orladhortun
Zamora
5 years
@danielmarven Keep quiet and work fellas
0
0
31
@orladhortun
Zamora
2 years
@UnkleAyo Let's also use the same energy to address societal conditioning that makes men slave away their lives and die prematurely due to stress trying to provide for their families because that's what a man must do. We are being progressive and no topic should be too sensitive to address
5
5
27
@orladhortun
Zamora
6 years
Guys, we need to stop playing with the feelings of ladies above 24 years of age. If you know you don't have anything good to offer her, just leave her alone to find her Man.
8
29
32
@orladhortun
Zamora
4 years
If you live in Sagamu, Abeokuta and Ijebu Ode like this tweet. I have something for you
2
6
34
@orladhortun
Zamora
4 years
@TeamMilanAC Losing Carlos Tevez to Juventus should be in that list
0
1
29
@orladhortun
Zamora
5 years
FUNAAB is the University with the largest landmass in Nigeria. Dead all this Abu Zaria and OAU talk
17
16
30
@orladhortun
Zamora
5 years
0
0
20
@orladhortun
Zamora
4 years
Army will be rolled out against us on 20th. Hope we have a contingency plans beyond holding flags as It will be easy pickings. I say that all protests in a state should be collapsed into 1 location.Let's see what the Army will do against Tens of Thousands of Youth #EndSARS
2
74
27
@orladhortun
Zamora
4 years
I'm grateful to God for transporting my Broilers and none died. In the face of almost 2 hours of Traffic lockjam and TRACE arresting my vehicle and delaying me, they all survived. I'm so happy
7
5
31
@orladhortun
Zamora
6 years
Asking people for financial help is the most dehumanizing feeling I can experience. I find it hard to even ask my siblings to give or lend me money. Anytime I ask for money from anyone other than myself, I feel so ashamed. I don't know if I'm the only one who feels this way
3
21
29
@orladhortun
Zamora
5 years
When they are properly "motivated " they are the most street smart police anywhere in the world and will solve the toughest crime with the least resources.
@mz_ilu
Queen Of The South.
5 years
O jewa ke eng? Nigeria Police Edition
Tweet media one
471
260
666
2
16
28
@orladhortun
Zamora
5 years
The difference between Rich&Poor families is that Rich Parents keep supporting their kids even after the child has acquired an education. They help get the child to attain financial independence while Poor parents start requesting for Money immediately the child has an education
5
22
26
@orladhortun
Zamora
4 years
Coronavirus has saved this country millions of dollars that would have been spent on travelling abroad and estacodes. Now Buhari and his geng have no choice but to sit their ass at home 😀
3
16
30
@orladhortun
Zamora
5 years
Moved into my new apartment yesterday. I felt good.
11
5
30
@orladhortun
Zamora
5 years
This gift of Life and good health, I do not take for granted. Thank you God
1
10
26
@orladhortun
Zamora
5 years
I have officially closed my Stanbic IBTC account. I can't keep funding Xenophobia with my hard earned money. Down with South Africa #SayNoToXenophobia
3
19
26