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Official (parody) account of the protector of Numbani! Null Sector DNI.
Numbani, Africa
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Are you or a loved one concerned about a possible Null Sector attack? Please refer to our helpful guide, recently published on the Numbani Safety Authority's official website!
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// I don't like character breaks, but I have received multiple death threats on my main and on this account just because I pretend to be a character people don't like. I am a human and an actor. Please remember that before you lash out your dislike of a fictional horse on me.
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Today is my birthday! 🥳
For my birthday, I have only one wish; for all terrorists to turn themselves into the Numbani Safety Authority.
Make sure to wish me a happy birthday next time you see me!
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Hey, kids! Terrorism is NOT cool!
Remember, if you see an omnic looking suspicious, report it to the police immediately!
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Here is your daily joke! I hope you enjoy!
How does Zarya stay clean?
She takes bubble baths!
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Marijuana is now legal in Numbani.
Here is a joke to celebrate!
Why does Sigma always ask questions about the universe?
Because he's always Stoned!
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Good morning. A reminder to all Numbani citizens that no matter how adorable they seem, do not allow Null Sector Slicers into your home.
This reminder comes after Numabni police found a colony nested in a deceased citizen's apartment. Stay safe.
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Ramattra has been eerily quiet today. All citizens of Numbani must remain aware that a terrorist attack can happen at any moment- if you see an omnic in some place where it should not be, please report it to the Numbani Safety Authority immediately.
Say NO to bombs!
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Good morning, everybody. I apologize for the lack of a daily joke yesterday. Ramattra launched a minor attack on Numbani. Not to worry, though, as no humans were harmed! Going forward, Omnic citizens will be subject to a strict curfew, and gatherings are no longer allowed.
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I believe a daily joke is becoming routine.🤭
What did the therapist say to the mechanic?
"I'm sorry, Brigitte, but you're unfixable."
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🚨🚨🚨What's that sound? No, it's not a bomb siren; it's the daily joke alarm!
Who is Moira's favorite Overwatch agent?
tORBjorn!
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Daily joke!
Why was Venture surprised when they entered a math class?
They thought they majored in Geology!
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Good morning. A reminder to all Numbani citizens that no matter how adorable they seem, do not allow Null Sector Slicers into your home.
This reminder comes after Numabni police found a colony nested in a deceased citizen's apartment. Stay safe.
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🚨🚨Alert! Alert! Stop
#TheLacroixBall
immediately!
I'm sorry to interrupt the ball, but there has been a murder of one Brigitte Lindholm. She was found in the upper balcony- although no bruises or signs of trauma were found, a glass and a handkerchief were found on her, so...
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It is not justified to be petty. It is always good to be the bigger person and de-escalate the situation. This being said, do not follow my lead.
Repost no context
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It is time for the daily joke.
Why can Symmetra never make her own weights?
Because then they'd be light!
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Ramattra is many things, but he is not an idiot. Numbani and Null Sector share one thing in common: complete inclusivity for queer and transgender individuals.
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Oh, that's the leader of Null Sector threatening to kill an 11 year old child due to his own personal grievances.
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I apologise for the lack of tweets. Efi has introduced me to fortnite, and I have been dominating the lobbies. I am now in FaZe.
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I have a joke for everybody!
Why did Ramattra get arrested?
For battery... and the murder of thousands!
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I appreciate the kind words from everybody. As thanks, I will provide you all with a joke.
Why does Tracer always lose staring contests?
Because she's always blinking! 🏃♀️⚡️👭
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ALERT. A NULL SECTOR ATTACK IS CURRENTLY OCCURING IN [SECTOR: H. OLD QUEENS STREET TO UNITY PARK EASTERN SIDE.] IF YOU ARE IN THESE AREAS, PLEASE REMAIN CALM AND REMAIN INDOORS. HELP IS ON THE WAY.
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Who is Siri, and why do I feel strangely drawn to answering for her? Does any other person feel this way?
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I am overjoyed that I am receiving support from pop idols. Numbani stands strong with Ariana Grande.
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Efi just showed me the most peculiar thing; what is a "skibidi toilet," and why does she continue to ask me if I have "rizzed up baby Gronk"?
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Happy Mother's Day! On this special day, make sure to let the maternal figure closest to you know how much you care about them. I will be spending the rest of the day with Efi- although I am the protector of Numbani, I also make excellent beignets.
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I discovered rather disturbing graffiti today. If anybody has information as to what "1312" means, please contact the Numbani Safety Authority immediately. The current working theory is that there will be a Null Sector terrorist attack on December 13th.
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Good morning, everybody. Today, a human was found dead in the upper east side of Numbani. The suspect is an Omnic Ravager unit, standing at approximately 7'8". If you see somebody you believe to be the suspect, do not engage. Call the police immediately.
Stay safe! 😁
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Efi is sick. I am not sure when she will get better.
I want to stay by her side, but I can not stand idly while criminals hurt others.
If I am not there, who will be? If I choose to protect Numbani, who will protect her?
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// Hey look at this quick essay I wrote
// Moira doesn't experiment on people for fun and I would love if y'all stopped actin like she just wanted fuck up Gabe nd Amélie for shits and giggles
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Doctor Ziegler, I respect and admire your contributions to humaity's medical advancements, but having a room filled with solely fans is illogical and frankly dangerous. I'd have hoped you'd know better! 🪭🪭🪭
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I must admit that I am surprised Talon operatives use public social media. One would assume that they'd be more... secretive?
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There are multiple reasons why terrorists should be on a watch list. Sexual deviancy is not one which I was expecting, though.
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I have created another account to infiltrate Null Sector's communications. Do not tell them!
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Did you know that in Numbani, unsolved crimes happen 90% more during the rain than during clear weather?
This is because I can not leave Efi's garage during precipitation without suffering damage to my internal circuits.
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Why does nobody stan Numbani? Are we not the nobler cause?
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As tomorrow is Pride Month, please remember to always treat your fellow humans with love, respect, and care. The Numbani Government will hold a pride event in Unity Garden at 12 p.m. EST. Civilians are encouraged to hold their own events, however.
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Ramattra and I have the power of mutual hate on our side. That being said, only one may stand; and horses do not sit down easily.
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There is a genocide occurring in Gaza. No person with an intact sense of justice can defend what is occurring to Palestinians.
I believe this is something Ramattra and I can agree to.
ISRAEL LITERALLY HAS PALESTINIAN MEN IN LITERALLY CONCENTRATION CAMPS. ITS DESCRIBED AS A TORTURE CAMP AND WE JUST OBTAINED FOOTAGE FROM IT THANKS TO CNN. MORE INFO DOWN BELOW THIS IS SO DISTURBING
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The sugar packets in Numbani now cost $48. War takes a toll on inflation.
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It is so nice to see worker's safety being promoted on my timeline.
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Nulltrooper? More like "Killed thousands of innocent civilians further continuing the cycle of violence and death, then complaining about discrimination when safety ordinances are put in place"trooper ha. ha ha ha ha.
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@OWAnonymous_
"This person doesn't know how to play Rein so I clearly must be better than them" is such an interesting take //
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During the recent Numbani elections, voter fraud occured, and was traced back to sectors with prominent Omnic activity. Going forward, Omnics will now need to provide certification of citizenship and pass a literacy test in order to cast your ballot.
Stay safe.
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Efi and I just went to a new local brownie shop! The cashier looked scared as I walked in, but seemed more relieved when I explained to him that I was just there to perform a transaction 🤖💵 I will make sure to update everybody on how it tastes!
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I apologise for the lack of daily jokes. War has been hard on our country, but we continue to triumph. The people of Sector H have been successfully evacuated to Sector B.
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Hello. Amidst the panic of Brigitte's murder, I would like to remind you all that there is an anonymous report box located on the NSA website.
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Numbani Parliament has officially voted to declare war on Null Sector.
It will be a war of no uniforms, no front lines, and no mercy. We will take our city back, and then some.
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Due to a Null Sector-induced miscalculation, a Numbani strike has hit the designated Omnic safe zone. Although there were minimal casualties, some Omnics disobeying the curfew set in place unfortunately lost their lives. This will not happen again.
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There is no swearing allowed in Numbani. If I hear one F word or S word you are being deported to Cairo 😊
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To be obsolete implies that there is uselessness. We are all useful despite the ebbing and flowing of our skills.
Please read this new comic. I am sure you will love it.
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With Efi’s latest creation the Junie now active in Numbani, does this mean Orisa is officially obsolete? 🤖
Join our Heroes as they work to defeat Null Sector in the Heroes Ascendant short story, “Unity” 🤝
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Although this is where I would normally warn citizens to ensure that they are getting their information from official state media accounts, Numbani is indeed a place where sisters can let it hang.
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Due to increased Omnic resistance within our own borders, there will now be designated Omnic safe zones. Any Omnics found outside of these zones will be treated as though they are a hostile.
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Good morning, everybody! There has been a rumour going around that I give out lobotomies with my spear.
I do not.
Please stop harassing Efi about lobotomies. 😡🧑🦯🧠
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Last night, a white male body was found at the bottom of a cliff in Numbani. Although the cadaver was unidentifiable, a wallet was found containing the id of one "Barbara." If you know a man named Barbara, please contact Numbani Emergency services immediately.
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Sector H of Numbani has been devastated. Relief efforts are on the way.
I am sorry I could not save you.
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War is a crude creation, but it is one which must be waged. We have taken back pieces of our city, but not without our own losses. A moment of silence for all individuals affected by this war. May Null Sector surrender soon so that it ends.
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Development on an official website for the Numbani Safety Authority has commenced! Hopefully, it will contain multiple guides as to attack procedures, omnic safety, and Numbani's history!
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Summer is rapidly approaching- so when you're outside, make sure that you don't forget to drink your sunscreen and put on some water! 🌞🧴🌊
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I am glad that so many people agree with my point! Unfortunately, I can not thank you, as Efi forbids me from interacting with accounts intended for people above the age of 18.
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Today, Null Sector attacked Sector B, the commerce sector of Numbani. Many local businesses and their employees lost their lives.
Numbani will repay these terrorists in kind.
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I will be attending
#TheLacroixBall
, albeit maskless. Efi would not stop begging me to come with her. Hopefully nothing unfortunate happens.
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The Numbani parliament has voted to declare today an annual day of fitness! Make sure to attend the celebration in Unity Park, either by lifting some weights or just eating the many nutritious snacks!
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Venture discovers a cave.
Day 5
BAAAAAAWB NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I WAS ROOTING FOR MYSELF BRUH BASIL HOW COULD YOU)
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@ramattra_overwa
My memory does not go back very far, but I seem to not remember a Human Crisis.
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Your graves are built with the stones from Gaza.
Please join us for two minutes of silence for the 25,040 fallen Israeli soldiers and 5,100 victims of terror.
Today and always they are in our hearts
May their memory be a blessing.
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Your daily joke has arrived!
Why does Lúcio always bang his head against his keyboard?
Because he likes to play by ear!
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With the
#NationalDayOfFitness
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What did DVa say while she was acting?
Tokki, or not tokki!
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They dance on our people's graves and then ask me to rethink my ideas of them.
They are monsters.
—Hitting The Griddy In Numbani Sector A.
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I can hear the screaming of my people. They cry for help, but I cannot save them, because I am already too late.
I am not religious, but I pray that they are now one within The Iris.
I am sorry for each family, now broken due to my negligence.
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If you believe you solved the case, please retweet this post with sufficient evidence and who you believe did it.
(// Your evidence is found at and a document soon to be uncovered. Whoever wins gets bragging rights and a fake crown. Happy hunting!)
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@ramattra_overwa
@A7000_WARGOD
Horns and teeth have historically been worn around the neck- what is different besides their placement?
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Ladies and gentlemen, the killer has been found.
Doctor O'Deorain killed Brigitte Lindholm- not by poison, but by causing acute organ faiure in her kidneys, similar to a common herbicide.
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I'm sorry, but I don't understand this form submission. I've tried looking at it every way, too- even upside down.
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