Josh Otten
@ordinarytings
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documentarian. blue void dweller. Business Enquiries: ordinarythings92 @gmail .com
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How to LIVE Forever. Now live on the channel.
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Dubai infrastructure being totally unprepared for moderate rain, worsened by the government’s cloud-seeding experiments, coinciding with a massive crypto convention so all the coin-fluencers are there to document it.
Literally: a perfect storm.
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The internet is healing
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Mark Zuckerberg launches Horizon Worlds in France and Spain with an eye-gougingly ugly VR selfie. Meta's metaverse ploy is surely dying in the dark.
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Gonna do loads of high profile crimes in the dream mask to force him to take it off again.
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The biggest villain of the year gets taken down in the final act. The narrative arc of 2022 has been wild.
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apparently it's been moved. and was a crypto PR stunt. So now the cube must be found and then preferably melted into a giant spike
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How much blow do you have to do before this seems like good business idea?
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This thing isn’t on fire by Tuesday, I’m going to be VERY disappointed
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Going to the most decadent party on earth in a custom outfit with the richest, most privileged people on the planet is actually really rebellious and bold and not at all "guillotiney"
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The people attacking Mr Beast for his philanthropy are beyond pathetic. But it’s weird that their one argument is: he’s exploiting people by putting a camera in their face, unlike REAL charities who NEVER use images of the poor and sick to guilt you into giving them money.
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I've often thought about starting a r/nowipe subreddit, all centred on a fake movement of men who decided to stop wiping their ass. Fill it with testimonials about the no wipe lifestyle, just to see if mainstream media publications will report on it as real without fact checking.
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Afraid of flying? Here's a little factoid that'll help you feel better. This year, you're actually 200x more likely to die as a Boeing Whistleblower than you are as a Boeing passenger! Think about that next time your airplane's wall panel starts shaking like a loose tooth.
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The TEDx talk has been uploaded to their channel, check it out in the link below.
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Well, the UK is in terminal decline. Gonna swap my £’s for a stable currency like bottle caps or human teeth.
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New vid probably out tomorrow. High chance of demonetisation for...reasons. So hit the bell to be notified.
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Having extreme left/right politics just exposes your fucked up childhood. Fascism is daddy issues (wants a big strong man to tell them what to do). Communism is mommy issues (wants to suckle on the teat of the nanny-state). Call your parents. Tell them you love/forgive them. ❤️
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They should simply fire the Queen’s coffin out of a cannon so everyone can pay their respects by saluting it as it flys past. Bring the Queen to the Queue. Much more efficient. Also attach a GoPro to it. Red Bull could sponsor?
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Thing is with Andrew Tate - when you look past the pyramid scheme, the cult of personality, the human trafficking and rape investigations, and general turbo-cunt demeanour. He was just like, this guy, you know?
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bring back dislikes. bring back dislikes. bring back dislikes. bring back dislikes. bring back dislikes. bring back dislikes.
@youtube
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The need to watch/read stuff that is ‘unproblematic’ is infantile. When you need writers to be role models and books to instruct good morals - you’re shopping for religion not entertainment.
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If you come to Japan and want to eat. Ignore the advice of every blog, youtuber and review aggregate website. If you want to eat the best ramen of your life, simply walk into a bar (no earlier than 7pm) and start a conversation with the drunkest man there. He shall be your guide.
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I’m just going to comment ‘use this as a dislike’ on all my own videos as a kamikaze commitment to democracy and our inalienable right to hate on stuff.
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Just finishing some final details for the new video. Hopefully out today.
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New video today. A whole 42 minutes. Just polishing off some final things and making sure YouTube doesn’t think it has too many swears.
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New vid should be out this weekend. Small possibility this one might actually get me in trouble. Anyway, if I don't upload in 72 hours - assume the worst.
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He’s grasping for dear life. The face and posture of a man who doesn’t know whether the fart he’s holding in is a blank or a live round.
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There's been a 2,553% increase in raw sewage pumped into public waters in Britain. 40+ public beaches closed. People getting sick. Gov voted against an amendment to stop this in 2021. Am nostalgic for when the Gov would only spew metaphorical shit and expect us to swallow it.
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As the Gentleman Pirate, I approve this galant act of piracy 🏴☠️
BREAKING: Over $200,000,000 worth of NFTs have been stolen from OpenSea via an email phishing hack.
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As of today, 2022 is 96% complete. Research for the video, still on-going.
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Anyone else getting the vibe that Western Civilisation has entered an irreversible state of cultural, economic and ecological decline as it artificially sustains the investments of now-dying generations by cannibalising the capital the future…or is it just me?
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The weeb to walkable cities pipeline: Weeb visits Asia once. Walks places. Realises 60% of his problems (fitness, finances, social alienation) are caused by America's car-centric design. If only his own city was walkable - then he would have waifu. He returns. Radicalised.
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sighs. creates new folder on desktop - ‘2023 video research’
Former Brazilian President
#Bolsonaro
supporters invaded ministry buildings, Congress, Supreme Court and Presidential Palace in
#Brasilia
, capital city of
#Brasil
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Very cool guys. Thank you all so much. Will hit a milly tomorrow
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Live Laugh Love and Pussy Money Weed mean the same thing.
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New video very nearly finished. Its a 52-minute fever dream of techno-paranoia. Can't wait to share.
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The amount of crypto scammers trying to get me to shill their exchanges and coins in my inbox is mad. "You have an audience, wanna scam them for us in exchange for some free bubblecoin?!" No. And also, fuck off.
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FUCKKKKKKKKKK. I mean, cool that it happened. but this has really messed with my 2022 vid. gonna need to make some last minute additions
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New video out later today. On Brazil over the last 10 years. On the coup. And the what the internet had to do with it.
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We’d all be better off if Harry Potter was just wiped from the collective pop culture psyche.
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If you're in the media, and you get cancelled for saying something stoopid. Feel free to use my catch-all response: "I don't mean anything I say. None of this matters. I just say stuff for money - just like the rest of you. Me likey the money. Me likey the money very much."
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Cost of Living crisis? Never heard of it. People should pull themselves up by their bootstraps. Now, if you'll excuse me, my sprinkles are getting cold.
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Okay...I THINK I've solved it. [without removing all the swears] Here it is. The Bankrupt Business of 2022.
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Might lose a couple London-based subscribers with this next video…
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New video out later today. Wildly overbudget. And my favourite in a while.
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Was maddening when this all started last night. I put on BBC, Sky News, CNN etc. just to see some live coverage from Russia, and mfs were still talking about that fucking submarine. 24hr News is just white noise for retirement homes at this point.
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Learning to live forever with
@bryan_johnson
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Drone video got striked by YouTube with the 18+ kiss of death...
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Huh, a perilous dip in traditional conservative values? It’s almost like a whole bunch of old people died suddenly sometime after 2019.
A recent survey looked at trends in American values.
The results are shocking...
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NEW VIDEO. The Blimp Extinction. Where did Blimps come from? Where did they go? Can I ride one? How many do you have to inhale before you float yourself? Most of these question answered in the video. On the channel. Now!
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Don’t believe everything you read on the platform you bought.
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All these biblical signs of the apocalypse are getting a little heavy handed. God really phoning it in with the blood-covered horse.
Two horses have just been seen running down Aldwych in central London. One covered in blood. Filmed by
@itvnews
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Trying to get in done for this evening. But will probably be tomorrow. its been quite a year.
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Thought about doing a video on Oil basically since I started the channel. But am scared it would end up being 3 hours long.
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New vid out in a few hours. First correct guess on the topic gets my eternal respect and esteem.
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New video filmed. Am definitely pushing up against the border of YouTube monetisation policy with this one. Will be out this month
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TV placement in this hotel room is definitely not feng shui
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Every man has a WWII History Guy inside of him waiting to be hatched. You might think you're immune, but you just haven't encountered your trigger topic yet.
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Here's a sneak peak of my comic book. Pretty sure it's the first climate apocalypse prison comedy. It's called This Sweet Cesspool. Can't wait to share. Details for order coming soon!!
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Huh. Never had a joke age that quickly before. Immortal lich king no more. adios muchaco
BREAKING: Former US secretary of state Henry Kissinger has died
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Anonymity protects people. Ensures freedom of speech and gives the internet its essential character. Resisting this is essential to protecting the free internet.
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Probably my wildest business expense yet. Stay tuned for new video next week (finally, i know).
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After two weeks, YouTube has finally removed the age-restriction on the Metaverse vid. Just as the Metaverse itself becomes completely culturally irrelevant. We did it Joe!
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Don’t worry. Relax. Everyone’s vaxxed in the metaverse. Just put on the helmet, and we can play together. Forever.
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Davos video on the tube right now. And for people who might interested, my name is in it. Kinda have to start using one now. Its Josh btw
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A lot of this website is now indistinguishable from the worst parts of 4Chan. Grim stuff.
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Instagram is the worst app. Facebook has conspiracy theories. Twitter has porn. Snapchat has drugs. TikTok has that psychic mermaid dude. What’s Instagram got? Fucking brunch?
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Watching the Kharkiv Counteroffensive on Twitter, Telegram and Reddit has been wild. Open Source analysis on the most significant military action of the 21st century. All while the mainstream media has been covering some old woman biting the dust for 5 days straight.
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Damn, they found hell
NEWS 🚨: NASA has discovered a nearby Earth-like exoplanet using the James Webb Telescope, but it rains lava at night
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Ted posted my 2021 Talk on their official site and it’s doing pretty good. I’ve got two other live shows things I’ve mostly written. Would love to do something like this in 2023.
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It’s like a bad joke. A war criminal, a sex pest and a fraudster walk into a bar…
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Welcome to Dystopia Park, you have twelve seconds to vacate the vicinity before dispersal of punishment foam.
'Robodog' patrols park to tell people to keep their distance during lockdown
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After a week of drinking cold brew coffee, am only now learning that it is much stronger than normal coffee. Which explains the jitters, mid-afternoon anxiety, and the increased desire to crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
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Working on a new video about Brazil. Getting some really mad details that I'm not seeing in other reports. Gonna be good one. Should be out next week. 🇧🇷
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My How to Win an Election video has just been blocked in Cuba, Iran, North Korea and Syria through a false copyright claim. The irony is fierce with this one.
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@Wendigoon8
A tower that pointlessly got taller and taller until it crashed to ground. Dooming everyone in it’s proximity. Literally couldn’t think of a better biblical parallel
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Video is about a day away from being done. By far the weirdest and most unwieldy video I've ever made. Feels a bit like a season finale for these long deep dives vids I've been doing this year. Looking forward to getting it out.
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