25 she/her || cw inflation and fart stuff || 18+ || icon:
@PukuPukuDragon
kink author and general weirdo, check discord gallery or orbyssey on FA for stories!
hey i'm trying to do a better job chasing clout, so it's time for some engagement for audience growth!
can you please engage in taking an inflation pill so you get bigger? thanks audience
inflation art based around traps in dungeons is hot, but kinda morbid when you think about it, because it implies that literally no one ever manages to avoid them
it reminds me of playing a d&d game with an asshole DM who just kills your characters with random poison traps
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i remember reading a story that's a furrified AU where the willy wonka factory is a giant unethical conglomerate, and a group of spies are trying to infiltrate it, but they get inflated one by one by the traps. anyone know the story i'm talking about? can't seem to find it
farts are like cilantro. 50% of the population has the gene that makes them smell amazing and want to stuff their face in someone's ass and huff them
at least i'm pretty sure it's 50%. a lotta people are just lying tbh
in a severe mood to be a fat dragon lounging in a ballpit of kobold balloons to toy with
i care deeply about their well-being! but also i can revive all of them with magic, if need be, and they signed liability waivers. and i’m kinda hungry…
every time you abort an inflation RP after two pumps, someone gets one of those awful stomach aches that makes them nauseated but not enough to justify getting off work
blueberry’s not usually my thing, but why do so many of those pieces have like, horror movie lighting and backgrounds? i get the appeal of blueberry, but not that
oh fuck this isn’t what my teacher meant at all when she said i needed to be a more well-rounded person, is it
shit, scratch all of this, this is a motivational advice twitter now