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@orbiterlover

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NYC Documentarian. 🎬 Upcoming #EURO2024 doc. Williamsburg Town FC. Was gypsy #3 in Snatch ⚒️

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1 year
A Barmy Night in Prague (2023): Short film about those magical days in June ⚒️. The 80s Bar. The Town Sq. A mystery hero, Knollsy 2.0. Meeting Moyes on a NYC rooftop, and more #UECL
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6 years
Spotted in LA, a relic from the city's time as World Cup Final '94 host
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1 year
Met a lovely Scottish tourist yesterday. Gave him tips on day trips to Ellis Island, airport transfers, and Five Guys secret menu ⚒️
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4 months
Days after returning home from Prague, I bumped into Moyes at a rooftop bar in NYC. We chatted for 10 minutes. He was so grateful for our fans out in Prague & street parade. He signed my Fiorentina flag, before returning to gaze at the city skyline below. Top Man!
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West Ham United can confirm David Moyes will leave the Club by mutual consent at the end of the 2023/24 season, when his contract expires.
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@shitbritishpics Never seen a photo capture an era as good as this…the River Island diagonal print, the haircuts, the cream loafers, the one mate with a car able to drive to McDonald’s for lunch.
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@cm0102legends My mates house, 1997
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1 year
@ironviews Honestly, imagine how shit it must be to support another team!? ⚒️
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@364690 It’s great. It’s meeting ya Dad and one of his mates uptown in a nice boozer on the Thames. You’ve just finished work. Stone cold sober. They’re pissed up, making big elaborate travel plans. They’ve made friends with the people on the next table, but starting to outstay their
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4 years
@thugclive The ones who use the word 'party' as a verb? Yeah, I know the ones...
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1 year
@UpshotTowers Kinda reminds me of that conspiracy story about David Shayler, Middlesbrough fan and M15 fugitive. Essentially, the UK government conspired to get Boro to two Cup Finals in 1997, as a way of enticing him back to the UK for arrest. They figured it was easier than getting him
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8 years
Randomly stumbled in on a Cards Against Humanity exhibition at Chicago's old Water Tower ( @CAH )
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3 years
They get a ton of presents…but spend all morning jumping on my blow-up mattress #duvetknowitschristmas
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1 year
@FBAwayDays Because like Declan Rice, he probs forgot who his team is…
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8 years
I just submitted "LES Characters: The UG Comedy Club" to @lesfilmfestival via !
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1 year
He also kindly signed the napkin my missus had in her handbag
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1 year
@shitbritishpics Almost certain I got chinned by one of these blokes around this time. Pleasure Island was the local theme park?
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3 months
Very excited to announce our footy team will be playing at the @icarus_football cup in Philadelphia, wearing the @FourFourTwo sponsored shirt.
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9 years
A love letter to Kingsbury: A metaphor for London, the suburban oasis you’ve never heard of
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1 year
@NoContextBrits Cherish them
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4 months
@WestHam_US Days after returning home from Prague, I bumped into Moyes at a rooftop bar in NYC. We chatted for 10 minutes. He was so grateful for our fans out in Prague & street parade. He signed my Fiorentina flag, before returning to gaze at the city skyline below. Top Man!
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6 years
Pains me to see this classic on the $1 shelf
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2 years
@cluedont To be fair, I've always wondered what a packed nightclub with the lights on would look like
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1 year
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8 months
@Gemini @gemini Errr....You tell me, you're withholding most of mine in your Earn program
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2 years
Was next to my secondary school. Not even in our most brazen search for an underage pint did we ever consider it.
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2 years
Think I might have found London's dodgiest boozer: the Hind & Hart in deepest, darkest Colindale. A pub so off-grid it doesn't even appear on Google maps. I think it may have shut last month, sadly.
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3 months
Sure, there’s buying crap off eBay. But me? I’ve gone for a Euro ‘96 stadium steward outfit. Because who isn’t prepared for impromptu crowd control in their living room? Ahead of the Euros, I'd love to find the original #steward378 . Please RT for coverage.
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5 years
“What even is that, the Kenny Dalglish app?!” My brother
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6 years
When you round up everyone in the pub who has an England shirt from the ages (1970-2018) #worldcup2018
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7 months
@WestHam_Central I’m not a fan of Ref pile-ons, but he’s got history of this from less than a year ago
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8 years
“Lover's Lane”, New Jersey 1983 by Thomas Hoepker
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1 year
Great family club. But I’m convinced footballs bland corporate aesthetic started when Fulham made this horrendous crest update +20 years ago
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1 year
@footy_nordic Been loving the nordics run…really hoping one gets drawn against West Ham in the Europa...I've already planted the seed in my girlfriends head that a trip to Faroe Islands in November would be a great idea
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6 years
@Peter118888 @DerekDeedok @90sfootball @MundialMag @QuicklyKevin I like to think the ball from Baggio's penalty is still stuck up a tree somewhere outside the Rose Bowl Stadium
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2 months
@talkSPORT Oh, that’s my mate Paul from St Albans…he’s messing you about @talkSPORT
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6 years
“Just tell me what time you close mate”
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6 years
Never eat in a steakhouse named after a city different to the one you’re in
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6 months
Video I shot of an abandoned theme park - "Disney World of the Philippines”. Work began on Fantasy World in 1999, and was supposed to be fully operational by 2005. However, financial difficulties and construction delays led to its eventual abandonment in the mid-2000s.
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1 year
When my brother met Lagerfeld: “I gave Karl Lagerfeld access to my fire escape in 2010 for a shoot. He was so grateful, as he already had the crane! He was taking the pictures himself. The models were all in my apt taking turns to go out. And why does 2010 look like the '70s??”
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4 years
Biggest mystery in The Ripper doc is how one copper spent £75 on a night out in Leeds in 1976
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2 years
He’s only gone and won the Dad Olympics, hasn’t he!
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2 years
@banjobilly87 @deckyeyes @officialRyan_F @ppmorgan1987 Had a search around on Google…Good to see kids still nick those crates from the bakery to slide down the steps
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9 years
Th hammers win at liverpool, so tom finally cracks open the champagne he got for his 18th birthday http://t.co/o50SyYrasn
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Reporting live from Frankfurt, for the Kingsbury & Wembley Recorder
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2 months
Made friends with some Slovenians last night. Swapped them for a Williamsburg Town shirt @icarus_football
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9 months
Anybody else watch the #Euro2024 live 😂 great trolling whoever has done that
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6 years
Went to a Sake tasting day. It’s pure coincidence the bottle I bought was named after my favourite Wetherspoon’s pub back home
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2 years
@The_BoleynBoys I’ve got return flights from London to Seville 17th to 19th May for any Rangers fan who needs them. Good luck x
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8 months
Impossible to call Man of the Match. Mav or Ogbonna, just given how wrong most of us were at start of the game. Though easily Areola, Alvarez, Kudus ⚒️ #ARSWHU
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8 months
Errrr…handcrafted how exactly?
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1 year
@FlorioGina “That’s it. That’s the Tweet”
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1 year
As a kid I thought it was cool to support a crap team, as the day they won something it’s be extra special. Didn’t think I’d still be waiting… #UECLfinal
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6 years
Chicago is undoubtedly the most friendliest metropolis that ever existed
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9 years
There's a part of me that suspects cyclists who wear videos cameras on helmets are thoroughly deserved of threats issued by irate drivers
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@LivistarOlivia Went to see him at a Sporting KC when I stayed in Kansas City for a short time. Oddly he came on as a 2nd half sub, but was still different class to anybody else on the pitch.
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6 years
“A nation of Content Creators” - Napoléon Bonaparte
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6 years
'It's coming home': England are winning the meme World Cup
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9 years
Dude. Sucks. Awesome. As an Englishmen, I've quite rightly never used any of these words
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7 years
Judd Apatow's Netflix series Love is a show about a pair of people who advertise Uber
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9 years
Swear I brought a 15 strong mob from NW9 to see @_real_lies at Glasto. don't talk to me about photography http://t.co/c53bImzgGV
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8 years
I'm from north London and have never said any of these things @TimeOutLondon - pls do fact checking
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@jonathanpc2308 @WestHam_US This was at the Arlo Williamsburg. Great spot, with stunning views of Manhattan skyline. Also Mr Purple in LES is popular roof option if in Manhattan (but very busy on weekends)
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7 years
Been a few months now, and I’ve yet to see a single tweet to justify the 280-character increase
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8 years
Who were the 52%?Only one bloke from Colindale celebrating on FB, & I last saw him years ago, stamp on someone's head outside a kebab shop
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6 years
Chelsea sell the best goalie in the world for £35m and then spend £71m on a keeper with one international cap. Have I missed something here?
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8 years
For less farcical travel photos hit me up on the 'gram
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2 months
First international tournament for Williamsburg Town at the @icarus_football cup. Shirt sponsored by @FourFourTwo
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@tomfgoodwin But where else you gonna buy a comically large bar of Toblerone?!
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@EnglandOnOurWay NYC to Frankfurt next Friday. Few days there before heading up to Cologne for the Slovenia game. Then Dusseldorf for few days, with day trips to Dortmund and Gelsenkirchen
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8 years
Rip George Michael, a true Kingsbury NW9 head
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@04nbod @shitbritishpics The only people I knew +40 in 2001, outside of family, were Dinner Ladies
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7 years
Big shout out to my mates for live streaming me into their @thegoodshipNW6 night
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8 years
Rugby 7's looks like when you invite your mates for a kickabout but only a few turn up #Rio2016
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1 year
Bryce Canyon, UT…but all I see is West Ham’s third kit #UECLfinal
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@BBCSport Looking forward to West Ham’s US preseason in Jacksonville and Tampa…But now wondering if this whole thing is just a precursor to this disastrous move by FIFA
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7 years
Got some bad news, mate
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5 years
@ben_machell Also, so dismissive of the goalkeeping craft
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@Carroll350D Massive 👊
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7 years
@90sfootball My question is, will Classic FM sponsor another football club ever again?
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5 years
@ben_machell Those who didn’t prepare, and had to stock up at St. Pancreas
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1 year
Got snowed in this Upstate cabin last night. Power-cuts. Wood fire. Red Wine. Never felt so much alive. But honestly, couldn’t help wondering how my @GaryLineker solidarity tweet was doing…
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European tour 50% success rate: -Europa Conference Final, Prague ✅ -Berghain, Berlin ❌ Signing out and heading home 🗽 #UECLfinal
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7 years
My Sundays in America are nothing like this...
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3 years
RIP Meatloaf…fondly remember one family caravan trip to France, where we listened to Bat out of Hell on repeat for three weeks. “Waaasted…YOUTH”
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9 years
Got back last night to find Judd Apatow filming outside...Woke up today with his directors chair in the living room
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Sure, there’s buying crap off eBay. But me? I’ve gone for a Euro ‘96 stadium steward outfit. Because who isn’t prepared for impromptu crowd control in their living room? #steward378
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2 years
Great result #Lionesses And thanks @eltonofficial for lunch and beers
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7 years
Health insurance doesn't look like this back home
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8 months
😂
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West Ham Images
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@orbiterlover Beavis and Butthead?
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