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Dan Smith
@oppressedytguy
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Joined February 2025
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@Davids56067Mark You’re an inspiration Mark. Pull that bad boy out at a wedding in front of a bridesmaid and I don’t think there’s any way you don’t get laid. Keep it up -D. Smith
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RT @dklmarxist: Kanye hasn’t made a great record in almost 10 years that’s the nigga that made Vultures out there cutting up
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Yeahhhh as crazy as he is. I'll take things that never happened for $1000 Alex
I saw Ye at a gas station in Calabasas the other day. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “LIKE YOU DOING NOW NIGGA” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “NIGGAS DONT LEAVE NIGGAS ALONE NOWADAYS IM THE ONLY NIGGA WALKING THIS EARTH U ALL LIKE NPCS FUCK A JEW LEVEL UP NIGGA” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen goober boxes in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the boxes and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any jewish alien nigga interfeterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by shouting "FUCK ASS NIGGAS" really loudly
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@dougmcchad There’s not a happy hour in the entire country ready for you brother, have a day. #allin
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Btw @WingstopCEO if I get all drums this Sunday I’ll break Luigi out of jail myself #SuperBowlLIX
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