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Remember sky news doing that morbid coverage of Italy when it was on 20k deaths? Like it was the scene of some mass genocide. We’re on 100k now and Boris Johnson has went on the tele and said yeah sorry about that, couldn’t be avoided x
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Imagine seeing yer granda getting dragged on the tele like a bag of sand haha
'People are so close to being run over, it is incredibly dangerous'
GB News London reporter Alice Porter is in East London as Insulate Britain protesters clash with lorry drivers, as the eco group shut down another major junction.
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They are opening a gym for skinny wee gimps mate DM me your email address so I can send you the details x
Not offended in the slightest but I know for a fact if someone started a male only gym there would be uproar, tell me I’m wrong 🤷🏻♂️
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Leaving a restaurant there and tried to say goodbye to the waitress and what came out was “thank you for your service”.
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This review someone has left of my mums pub is really funny but her response is actually incredible
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Let a family friends wee boy play ma PS4 while his maw was in the pub n he’s punted ma full ultimate team
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My great grandfather celebrating the end of prohibition, USA 1933
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Sitting in my grans n av got a 16 inch pizza, ye wid thing a was trying to break a Guinness world record the way they are going on about it. My granda phoning ma aunty to tell her n aw that haha
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Never seen eyebrows grow into sideburns before
I'm so sorry to learn of the death of Benard Ingham .. Sir Bernard Ingham .. He was a giant of political communications and when I was running the Daily Express in the Thatcher years he was an explosive mix of "it's good" or "it's balderdash" .. As honest as the day is long RIP
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Alex Cairnie down Queen’s Park looking for ice hockey grooming gangs
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Get your cock oot then
actually pisses me off so much that there are proper hard working people out there that get fuck all and a women gets her tits out and gets this much, if you’re offended by this i really do not care
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NEW: First Minister Nicola Sturgeon predicts ALL of Scotland will move to Level 1 from early June and then Level 0 by the end of June.
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I have been a fat bastard recently but I’ve really peaked with this one
I want to make a breakfast burrito using a big tattie scone as a wrap x
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Warning this tweet may contain epic banter ⚠️
I used to think an illegal party was a rave in a warehouse now it’s 6 people in a hoose eating Christmas dinner.
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22 billion spent on failed track and trace. 22 billion. Surely that is the most gross misuse of public money in human history?
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What's your favourite piece of graffiti? I don't know if mine still exists, but there used to be one saying "Lubię rosół". Which translates as "I like chicken noodle soup". How could you not?
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FENNEL SAUSAGE/CRISPY CHILLI OIL/CARAMELISED ONIONS/MOZZARELLA/PECORINO
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Keep Glasgow out your cunt mouth
Horrible tragedy in a Glasgow Hotel housing illegal immigrants.
All over the UK, hotels are filling up with young men who are coming across the Channel every day.
It is a massive risk to our wellbeing — yet the government does nothing.
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Last 10 seconds of this video is fuckin wild
Karen moaning about a scratch when she’s parked over 2 spaces 😭
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Most 23 year olds:
- partying every weekend
- eating fast food
- binge watching Netflix
- living day by day
Me:
- seen more than 20 movies
- forex trader
- founder of Caz Milligan fan club
- developing a narrow mind set
- Crypto guru
We are not the same.
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Fighting talk in Glasgow’s west end. Probably the best ever Scottish video in ma opinion.
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Working class people who cum really hard for capitalism are the biggest fuckin weirdos on the planet
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A feel like av been sitting in the Burger King at Ibiza Airport for a year.
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Say wit you like about Scotland but at least we get the weather 😍
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Sad news but we will just have to make piece with it.
Glasgow bakery Mortons Rolls has reportedly ceased trading after 58 years of supplying goods to the city.
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This is the worst take av ever seen on Twitter. The thought of even touching one of these processed, flavourless floury baps literally sends shivers down ma spine.
restaurateurs.... Please, please STOP selling us burgers in brioche buns. STOP. Nobody likes them. I mean nobody. I've never met anyone who said, "oh I love a good brioche" 🤨Just give us a good roll/bap/barm whatever your region calls it 🤦🏻♀️
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As a nation we really need to move past this patter it’s excruciating at this point
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Hi Ron from Ron’s quality snax here today we’ve got the 12 egg Barlinnie Belly Basher 12 fried egg 4 tattie scones grated cheese and bbq sos all inside a roll for just £24.80
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Accidentally hitting the 2CB vape before work
Everytime I go to psychedelic conferences people want to show off their products to me, and last week in Denver I saw some pretty wild stuff. First up, this disposable 2C-B vape pen🤯
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Both ma granda and mums chemo has been stopped and their appointments for scans/updates have all been cancelled. These cunts are just straight up lying through their teeth haha
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My gran has discovered TikTok and has been watching videos on her iPad full volume relentlessly for the last 3 hours.
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Some of the absolute nuggets ye encounter in the service industry is unbelievable. Folk complaining about roast potatoes being crispy haha wit
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Gary boy how we doing always like to go back to the start with my guests, 10 year ye must have some stories bud 😂
Gary glitter was Abusing kids as young as 10 years old and gets out of prison by doing less than half of his sentence.
Why are the courts in the uk so lenient with crimes like this??
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Journalists are no doubt some of the most tragic cunts in existence. How can you bare to live like this?
"Is this the end of your presenting career, Mr Lineker?"
Reporters ask Gary Lineker whether he has had any talks with the BBC or Director General Tim Davie over being taken off air in the wake of his comments about the government's migration policy.
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People complaining about kids in Scotland getting free dental care when all dental care, for everyone in the uk should be free and part of the NHS.
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BEEF CHEEK AND FENNEL SAUSAGE RAGU/MOZZARELLA/PECORINO/CRISPY SAGE PANKO🇮🇹🍕❤️
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Do 10k steps round Hamilton you’ll get home more depressed than you left haha
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Smashing up a memorial of a 10 year old girl
Plaque Four:
In memory of
JOANNA WESTON
1994 - 2004
Sadly missed by all at H.O.S.
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The queen brings in 20 million pound a year mate. See if it wisny for that this country would be fucked
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There’s a KP in ma work the now n he simply cannot get it into his head that a woman who is a chef isn’t called chefess 😂
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I want to make a breakfast burrito using a big tattie scone as a wrap x
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I prefer to drain all the excess oil from my omelettes that I have 3 times a day into a little glass and enjoy it in the morning as a sort of French energy drink.
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Wee Conor still getting his clobber oot JNR station
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Yorkshire pudding filled with lyonnaise onions (caramelised onion, pancetta, beef sauce)
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@MGouldthorpe1
@JeremyVineOn5
Yes. The Royal Family is more important. The clue is in the word ‘Royal’. The moment we all become equal, we need to abolish the monarchy. This family bring in over a billion pound’s worth of tourism to the UK, each year.
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Still got it big man x
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LEEK/POTATO/BACON/PARMESAN CREAM/GARLIC/BURNT LEEK POWDER 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌
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Me getting euthanised
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Taking pictures of people dain a pish is very fucking weird imo.
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Having digested everything I’ve watched from this guy in Govanhill today a think he’s a fuckin weapon troops x
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Get the fear when cunts walk about in the rain wae there shoe laces undone in the rain. Shoe laces pure soaked. Unhinged.
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Me: 🤠 🍷
A guy on la rambla: do you need any pussy weed coke pills girls or pussy?
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This is easily in my top 5 favourite videos. Fucking excruciating
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Vitamins - £0.99
Milk -£0.75
Flour - £1
Boil them down into little energy balls. Easily enough to sustain a family of 4 for a month.
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Scran phoned a films getting fired on, aff it for weeks easy days 💪🏼
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Paying Janey Godley £12k for an advert was a bigger waste of public funds than track and trace. Tragic
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Somebody wanty tell me how everyone phoning a doctors surgery at 8:30 am to make an appointment is a system?
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