Osime
@oosimee
Followers
1,041
Following
578
Media
544
Statuses
37,458
Cinephile, Student Physiotherapist
Ibadan, Nigeria
Joined October 2022
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
Peanut
• 598798 Tweets
Michigan
• 461889 Tweets
Georgia
• 447821 Tweets
Faker
• 233414 Tweets
Florida
• 225002 Tweets
#StarAcademy
• 77685 Tweets
Penn State
• 71564 Tweets
Harrison Ford
• 65230 Tweets
Iowa
• 63332 Tweets
Kelce
• 60093 Tweets
Ohio State
• 52362 Tweets
Ebony
• 40151 Tweets
文化の日
• 35113 Tweets
Montes
• 29833 Tweets
Oregon
• 28564 Tweets
Selzer
• 25307 Tweets
フォーエバーヤング
• 17604 Tweets
Nebraska
• 17167 Tweets
Maluma
• 16381 Tweets
BCクラシック
• 14751 Tweets
James Franklin
• 14149 Tweets
#UFCEdmonton
• 12654 Tweets
Otero
• 12502 Tweets
Kirby
• 11828 Tweets
ローシャムパーク
• 11730 Tweets
Solari
• 11255 Tweets
シャフリヤール
• 10752 Tweets
Carson Beck
• 10647 Tweets
#全日本大学駅伝
• 10186 Tweets
I'd pick activity dates over dinner dates tbh
My babe stays putting me on fun activities in this Lagos. What an amazing time !
#Lifestyle
54
581
5K
62
4K
16K
I was cooking
The food got burned
I transferred the unburned part to a new pot and it got burned again 😭
243
968
12K
Whenever I get new clothes I test them over and over again.
Like I can just randomly drop my phone to go and try on a new outfit for the 10th time 😭
113
1K
4K
You know that Snapchat sound "Do I look like someone naira is maintaining" this is it😭
7
466
3K
You people please I'm on my knees 😓🙏🏾
This is not the real giveaway,but I’m tired of this,so here goes.
How to win:
-Follow
@noirstalgiaave
-Quote with the Highest likes wins
14
43
261
3
123
1K
@ay0martIns
@debraaaa_xx
Realll
I'm so terrible at it that my friends sigh when I ask them to take my pictures 😭😭
6
7
533
This my coursemate crossed to pharmacy and has never been happier
The guy is glowing sef
Walahi our feelings affect our body fr
Cuz wow!
8
20
393
The stage and light was supplied and setup by my father's company, please feel free to enter my DM if you need stage and light for your events at affordable prices 🙏🏾
Help retweet too
2
239
340
Please if you want to wear a patterned shirt wear plain pants, if you want to wear patterned pants wear a plain shirt.
If it didn't come as a pair DO NOT wear pattern and pattern.
I'm begging 😓😓🧎🏾♀️🧎🏾♀️😓
13
80
200
I just remembered how I was the best female graduating student in mathematics in ISI and I didn't get a prize for it and there was a prize for best female graduating student in physics. It made me feel sad but made me think about coming back to sponsor that award in future /1
10
22
152
"warmup don't trip off!"
Say you went to ISI without actually saying you went to ISI. Let’s goooo
91
80
262
12
31
140
5
15
109
If you think this way please don't shoot any shot with me oh🤲🏾
it’s possible for someone to like you and not text you everyday ffs
13
12
32
10
30
99
If you know you have a girlfriend and you're moving to another girl God will punish you 😂
8
36
88
I need people to understand that 120 questions for 60 marks is better than 60 questions for 60 marks
4
18
87
My roommate and I are always so excited when we bump into each other in school like we don't live together 😭😂
3
18
82
I wish I had someone I could send pictures and videos to all the time without feeling weird about it 😔
13
11
69
@stxxxroids
Arcade, paint and sip, karaoke, taking a dance class together, touring the town, making craft together, trying new stuff together too
I have so many in my head but imma stop here 😂
2
16
66
Tbh I don't really care about what my future career is I just want to be making a lot of money
adulting is realizing that your university major isn’t always going to be your future career and thats OKAY!
244
19K
94K
2
27
63
Okay uhm so like this tweet and I'll say what I think about you (moots only please)
Don't air me oh🫠
24
6
52
10
5
52
I remember when someone got my baby cousin a puzzle almost like this
I was more excited than her
Small thing small thing "Zoe let's do your puzzle na"
"But Osime I'm watching cartoon"
"Zoe nau"😭😭😂😂
3
3
56
Awwww 🥹
Yesterday I saw an old couple and the man was wearing the convocation gown.
I just had to shout "daddy congratulations"
The man na gave me a handshake 😭😭❤️❤️
Me at 23: I’m not sure I’ll be getting a masters degree, I’m tired of reading abeg.
My father at 60:
211
680
11K
0
9
45
The idea of one person being able to affecting your mood seriously is quite scary
5
19
43
One of our visitors was like "aishhh and I thought I had some cash, I left cash here, Godddd so no cash to give this young lady"
I quickly said "don't worry you can transfer it to me sir"
No gree for anybody this year oh 😭😂
5
9
39
I've seen someone from my village in this UI😭😭
Happy birthday ❤️
Another decade❤️ another chapter
Happy birthday ofuje 🥺AMARIS
I'M PROUD OF WHERE YOU ARE!!
111
64
726
5
5
37
Hollandia I bought from another place 490 on Thursday
Yesterday this woman said it's 1k that she's just coming from the market
Oya nau
It'll expire there
5
6
38
I uninstalled my candy crush.
It feels like a big achievement 🥹
I was too addicted to it 😞
"After this level, after this level"
Thank you Jesus
5
6
38
My daddy takes my sister and I to bars and lounges. He's been doing that since we were little.
He says he does that so no boy will think he can woo any of us with going to places like that. So that we know there's really nothing special about it.
7
2
36
By God's grace 🙏
"Dr Osime's prize for best graduating female and male student in mathematics"
0
4
34
My full name is Osimenwu short form is Osime
It's not even the same Osime with victor osihmen.
Please if you meet me in real life and make this joke I'm just faking laughter it's actually annoying 😓
10
2
30
If you wanna snap my picture just do it while I'm in motion cuz if you tell me to pose omoo 😭😞
2
20
32
Some of you people tweet like you're anonymous and some of your mutuals don't know you irl 😭😂😂
Ogaju
11
6
32
I can spend my last money on it idc 😭❤️
1
9
29
"you're privileged to be a uite"
Something we worked for
Privileged una 😂😂😂
7
5
27
Henceforth I'll be tweeting about my favorite things
I think my mutuals need to know more about me
7
3
28
Rushing to CBN only to realize that 300 lvl students are having GES there.
Odidi first and best
7
0
29
My spideysense normally: 45%
My spideysense whenever a phone wants to fall from my hands: 5000%
4
2
26
Just on my own minding my business and someone tapped me and said "you're so fineee"
I couldn't stop smiling
Cuz it was so unexpected
3
5
28
@obashalaye
I'll rather be stressed and overworked in where I want to be than where I don't want to be sha 😭😭
I'm sure he feels the same way 😂
1
0
28
I was so creative before I became addicted to my phone 😔
I drew these stuff in 2021/22 or so on paint
3
1
26
You know when it's Christmas season and VLC application on desktop puts a Christmas cap on the app icon?
That's what this is giving 😭😂
2
3
26
I wish I had a personal photographer that'll be following me wherever I go to capture random unaware moments 🥹
5
10
25
I'm not sending snaps again 😭
It's rubbish I'm doing
I thought I knew how to send snap why is it sending it as picture 😭
12
5
25
9-5
I have no interest of being an entrepreneur
I don't have the heart for it 😭
3
10
25
Until you date Akudaaya
8
7
25
Tomorrow is my roommate's birthday and I'm planing to surprise her, I'm so excited 🥹
So a few days ago she was talking to herself and said "I need another totebag"
Guess what I'm getting?🫣
7
4
24
One of my coursemates got 99 in 156
Some people really do have 2 heads
4
1
22
I would trade all the fruits in the world for pineapple and banana
4
3
23
I'm not sure if these count but imma post it 😂
6
2
17
If we don't talk normally and I need information about something from you I normally go straight to the point "hii good morning so I just wanted to ask about kinikan kinikan"
That's how it should be
I don't like it when people start rigmarolling cuz they want to ask something😭
3
5
22
"women are emotional"
1
2
22
Me and my babe
6
1
21
I have a strong desire to reach the highest level of expertise in my field of study
3
6
21
I remember when I bought 1k5 earpuds (in my mind mogbon sodiki, best in saving money)
When the thing started shocking my ear I couldn't complain.
Chai never again 😭😂
8
4
21
"where are you headed?" Pelu tinted glass moti wa okay God bless you 🙏🏾😭
8
7
20
Date idea: we sit down in a park and call all the people I'm owing money so you can epp me clear my gbese 😓
7
6
19
Eiiii😭
You tweeting this:
2006. Anglican grammar school, Molete Ibadan.
That school exposed me to new environment and realities 😂
9
2
19
2
0
20