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I was all excited to go to this gay bbq/pool party and like…there’s no hot dogs, no potato salad, no burgers… these bitches are just doings drugs and fucking
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so I come out to my ex girlfriend and she goes, “I can’t believe the only guy to make me cum is gay” and I so badly wanted to say baby girl that should’ve been your first clue :/
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I’m sorry but I deserve a boyfriend who is beautiful AND sweet
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my ex needed a ride just now so I put on my sluttiest pj outfit and cologne and picked him up and then when we got back to his place he invited me up twice and i told his ass no
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I want a boyfriend I can dump like 20 loads a day in 🥺
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I must be something other than gay bc I just want to be kissed by cute boys, have silly crushes, and write their names down in my journal with a little heart around it…not this…
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heard I was good, they wanna see if it’s true ✧*̣̩⋆̩☽⋆゜
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I complained about there being no hot dogs and now this cute guy is taking me rn to go get hot dogs 🥺 should I fuck him??
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y’all this girl just dm’d me on insta asking if I’ve had sex with her baby daddy and I have what do I doooooooo
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guys I used to jack off to in porn being in my dms is crazy to me like…gay twitter is crazy lol
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my dick extra hard rn bro imma rip a hole through my boxers 😫😫😫
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dicked my boyfriend down this morning, made him breakfast, and then cleaned his apartment because we’re having company over later. is it giving husband or maid?
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flirt with the cute bartenders even if you think they’re straight
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I started sucking toes as a joke to see what the fuss is about and now I like have to do it if I’m topping??? like bring those piggies to this market
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gays will stare at you the whole fucken time you’re somewhere and then dm you 45 minutes later like “were you just at chipotle lol?”
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“yOu StiLl gAvE hiM a RiDe” yea, I’m not gonna let someone drive drunk? lol and if you’ve never been cool with an ex just say that baby, some of us don’t end up blocked and deleted 😇
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coming out is probably the only time this many strangers are going to congratulate me for sucking a little dick
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straight guy I have an obvious crush on told me he had a sex dream about me. what do I do with this information?
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the guys quoting this like “I guess I’m gay 😏” are so embarrassing because that’s such obvious virgin behavior...
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this straight guy I’ve had a crush on goes “if I don’t get any pussy tonight you can suck me off” so pls pray for me y’all lol
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gays: if a straight guy told you he’d let you suck his dick but you had to wear a wig, would you do it?
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it’s not until you’re halfway through your twenties, living across the country from your whole family, alone in the apartment you’re paying too much money for, with your full-time job, eating dinner by yourself, that you don’t know whether to be proud of yourself or to cry.
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you make one tweet and here go the shit sheriffs, poop police, doodoo detectives, and excrement experts 🙄🙄
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I was just sexting at work and I think my coworker just saw my penis /:
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i really just want a husband, some babies, and a beach house somewhere idk why being gay makes that feel so impossible /:
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my ex and I had sex for 6 hours last no left his house at 9am to head to work this morning and he in a date rn w someone else lol these men are garbage 😭😭
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thank you guys so much for the support 🤍 I feel so loved and seen and accepted by u all xx
not my mom coming out to ME as bi 😂😂😂
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well, the man I love just dumped me so I think I’ll be starting my onlyfans
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hey guys not to be a bummer but I’m still in the hospital and they’re talking about me maybe losing part of my lung and if you guys could just send good vibes my way so that’s not the case I’d really appreciate it. thank you xx
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so I came out last year and I’ve noticed my straight friends don’t hmu as much to work out and I’m bothered by that because I think they think I might hit on them and I would never do that because they’re literally all fuck ugly /:
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guys I’m on a date with this guy and he’s cute but his breath smells so bad what do I do …
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I truly deserve to be getting my dick sucked every mfing day idc
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just wanna fuck you like a slut and treat you like a princess dazzit
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I love telling my bottoms how tight their boochie hole is
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kinda homophobic how I didn’t wake up balls deep in someone’s son but okay
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okay I’ll admit it. I be beating off to some of y’all’s pics
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