When my parents went to Ireland with my grandfather who hadn't been there in 25 years he took them to his favorite pub. When they went in a guy at the bar said "oh god he's back"
If you scroll all the way to the bottom of the Netflix menu four times in a row without choosing anything it unlocks live footage of you, the saddest movie of all
One thing I like about hiking is taking an uber to the woods and saying thanks and getting out of the car and disappearing into the trees as if I have an appointment somewhere deep in the forest
[heaven]
Angel: Right this way Mr Bush
George Bush: Thank you. Can't wait to play Cards Against Humanity with Stan Lee, the guy from Alice and Chains and Copernicus