the Milf of Milledge
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Blackout Machine, Mafia Boss, Dawgs. Future milf 😘💋
Your Father’s House
Joined September 2024
I’ve seen enough marathon content for today. Like actually good for everyone that did that. But idc anymore.
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After a 2 day long hangover, this is how the news is broken to me that I have a group project. Sure thing Taylor, let’s all wear bright orange and maybe hold hands too
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Line at Cane’s at all hours is insane and disgusting. What the fuck is wrong with people. Posted from Wildside smoke shop
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One time I got a vodka soda pitcher at saucehouse to pregame a date night and then I pulled trig in the garbage at double and got kicked out. #restinparadise 🪽.
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One of my friends just bought this for this weekend. Seems like shes really excited for the date she despises 🤔!!!!! #bling 🎭⚜️🎷
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After booking and fully paying for spring break the company completely changed the hotel. Currently reading reviews for this monstrosity. Safe to say this will be the worst week of my life #classactionincoming.
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Just got asked by 2 different delta workers if I “am okay to board”???? No. It was always no.
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God bless the children in Africa that are going to be wearing Texas 2024 SEC champions merch.
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Irish goodbyes and walking home from downtown alone… if I ever go missing, well, you know why.
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Rebuilding the roster from scratch. Drafting smart. Scouting for franchise players. #citygirlsweup.
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Not proud the person I become while trying to put on a fitted sheet.
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Just got word the Ivy is closing. The one time I went I forgot my id and the bouncer let me in anyway #shoutout #hadtohithimwithahug
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Can’t keep starting my mornings like this (hungover and on the way to Taco Bell). Go Dawgs baby.
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Just tripped on my shoelace outside of Terry. Mortified, humiliated, and embarrassed. Ripped yet another pair of lulus. Left knee and ankle are bleeding. Weighing my options, leaning towards suicide.
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Boys, go get yourselves multiple long sleeve henleys. Bonus points if it’s a little tight. Only if you have muscles tho.
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Time to play Quiplash with my cousins to talk shit about our family and make racially charged jokes. Most wonderful time of the year baby🎄.
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Todays seratonin boost: telling everyone I know that Barack Obama and Jennifer Aniston are having an affair.
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Just had to dig through garbage to look for my Apple Pencil and it wasn’t in there. Should I :.a) End it all.Or.b) Skip the rest of my classes today.
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Thinking about how small the Gilf of Milledge looked next to Somto Cyril in target
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Do not live in a sorority house unless you want the mexican housekeeper to dig through your closet and fine you 250 dollars over 1 pack of white claws.
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Thinking about last year how I blacked out and ruined Christmas. Thankfully this year, one of my aunts is an alcoholic so there will be no drinks at the function.
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Let’s go Boise state I got a dollar fifty on this one.
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the Turkey Trot goes against everything I stand for.
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Some people are way too comfortable with the reels they like. We all see it babe. Lowkey respect it in a weird way though.
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Huge shoutout to @chestermcA1861 for being my 100th follower. You’re now a part of something bigger Chester.
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I feel like because everyone knows Oreos are so good , no one talks about it. You rarely ever even see someone eating an Oreo these days.
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Thought I cooked here until I saw 50 identical tweets on my tl.
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One thing about me, I will always order the attention seeking option
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For every 2 minutes of studying, I have decided to reward myself with 15 minutes of screen time.
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Had to go private again because some folks were lurking like my burner was the morning paper. Let a girl live.
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Don’t leave your snap maps on over break unless you want me to analyze your house.
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Sometimes I wonder why I’m stressed for no reason. I feel like deep down it maybe has something to do with this
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Just trying to do my Spanish homework and got bombarded by a hey mamas lesbian first second I open the video
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I think if I saw my blackout highlight reel I would have no choice but to kill myself.
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Just opened my new Apple Watch to find that they still aren’t putting the charging cube in the box. Thought we were leaving liberalism in the past.
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It seems like boys at UGA really just don’t care about the size of their arms these days.
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ELC should have a semester recap or something. Anything.
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There’s no easy way to say this but I tonight during an interview I announced to the table that I had to swallow my gum.
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Lost my credit card downtown last night and some random guy just dmed me and is about to drop it off. This has happened 2 other times. Milf’s luck is going to run out very shortly I feel.
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What happened calorically today can never happen again.
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Really rattled by this Joe Burrow Olivia Ponton news in case anyone was wondering.
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