Bruce ๐ฝ๐ธ๐๐ฎ๐๐คฆ๐ผโโ๏ธ
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Hyperbitcoinization here I come!! ๐๐
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@Toma_7_32
Omg who invented the wheel!!? We must know! What if they have a secret trick that will blow my tires when Iโm on the freeway!? ๐ธ
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I told my coworker not to buy a BMW car and just get a cheap reliable Japanese car. Then put the rest of his money into
#bitcoin
Of course he bought the BMW for like 60k, we both make less than 30k a year. ๐ธ๐ฝ
He told me he needed repairs and they quoted him $8000!!!!!!! ๐ธ๐ถ
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Most plebs think plan b is a joke, and even plan b changed his stock to flow model.
I still believe the previous model is correct, and we are just super oversold. We should be at 100k right now. And after the 2024 halving, we would be heading to 1 million
#bitcoin
!
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Did anybody see this interview? Not sure if I misunderstood, but he says maxis donโt understand
#bitcoin
He says it doesnโt matter where you custody your
#btc
because itโs on the blockchain itโs yours.(8:15)
Umm this clown ๐คก needs to know not your keys ๐ not your corn ๐ฝ! ๐ธ
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My coworker just said 5 years ago, โyou should look into
#bitcoin
โ
I didnโt know what to think, so I bought a book on bitcoin. Read it and saw videos on BTC then formulated my opinion. ๐
Why do normies come to conclusions without first studying the subject? ๐ตโ๐ซ
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Hrmmโฆwhat would you say?! ๐ธ๐
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My coworker asked, so whatโs stopping people from understanding
#bitcoin
?
I said, people donโt understand money. They need to know how money works, and eventually they will come to the conclusion that bitcoin is the best form of money.
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Got to work with a floater pharmacist today, and of course I try to orange ๐ pill him.
And of course, he thinks Iโm an idiot, he says I desperately need to do more research on investing and diversify.
He says there is no way
#bitcoin
goes up forever. Itโs just not possible!
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So my dad asked, โif you sell your
#bitcoin
now you have to pay taxes, but what if you went to another country and spent the same amount?โ
I told him he has to pay taxes to the ๐บ๐ธ, but then he says โhow would the USA even know you spent anything?โ
๐ธ Anybody know?
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After lunch ๐๐, Iโm sitting here at my computer looking at the
#bitcoin
charts, and now Iโm convinced we are at the start of a multi-year bull market that could last until 2027. ๐ซ
Top 600k-1.5m ๐ธ
We probably have a bear ๐ป market in 2027, but 2028 is the next halving ๐
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I saw something on Twitter that said, โIf you are a man and canโt do 30 push ups in a row. Then you need to rethink your life.โ
Iโve been at it off and on, and now Iโm at 12-15 push ups in a row. ๐ธ๐ซ
Small pp push up crew where you at!? ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ
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My dad saw the news about Costco selling gold and how they sold out in a matter of hours. Now he wants to fomo into gold if Costco has it in stock.
I tell him gold is a piece of ๐ฉ and itโs
#bitcoin
only!
My parents are begging me to diversify.
Bottom is in guys! ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ
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@RD_btc
@PeterSchiff
Peter Schiff is an unbelievable indicator. Every single time he tweets bad about bitcoin you buy, and then wait for the profits ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ค
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Iโm beginning to really dislike ๐ฉ coins.
I feel like this dog.
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I asked my bossy coworker today if she knew with 100% certainty if
#bitcoin
went to $1,000,000 would she buy some today.
Her response, โNo! Iโm never buying Bitcoin ๐คฎ even if I knew it was going to 1 million dollars!โ
Here is a picture of her yelling at me for sitting.๐ธ๐ช
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Man, my parents are the ultimate normies. They are out getting their 4-5th rona shot ๐ซจ๐ตโ๐ซ๐ธ
I got tricked the first time Iโm not falling for that again ๐ตโ๐ซ
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@taodejing2
My fiat loan should be landing in my bank tomorrow! Just in time for dat 25k bitcoin ๐ซ
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@btcSalvation
My normie coworkers who are supposed experts in history didnโt believe me when I told them the fall of the Roman Empire was caused by their hyperinflation. ๐ตโ๐ซ๐ธ
They also didnโt believe me when I told them Hitlerโs rise to power was helped by hyperinflation.
๐ซจ am I wrong? ๐
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My coworkers are like โtell me again how much you think
#bitcoin
is going to?โ
Me: 100k then 1mill then 10mill and eventually 100 million dollars ๐ต per coin! ๐ธ
โHaha youโve been saying for 100k for four years now! 100 million dollars!! Hahahahahahah ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃโ
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I really think planBโs
#bitcoin
stock to flow model is correct. The problem is people are ignorant of bitcoin and the value of money.
We should already be at 100k now, and next cycle is at 1mill. Then itโs 10mill in 2028 halving!
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Thanks
@LinaSeiche
my Little Hodler plushie just arrived and he is now orange ๐ pilling my other plushies!
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@JasonPLowery
When my grandkids asked me what I did before hyperbitcoinization Iโm gonna tell them I fought in the softwar ๐ธ๐ซจ๐
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Man, these tweets incapsulates ๐ฉ coiner logic in one picture perfectly.
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Wow ๐ค someone tipped me $1 for my tweet ๐ฃ ๐คฏ
Guess what I did with it ๐ค
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A short dog ๐ถ coin ๐ช story
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My dad told me he found out if you make $80,000 in California you are considered poor. ๐ซ
Iโm like it doesnโt matter the money ๐ต is ๐ฉ, and those people wonโt ever have as much
#bitcoin
as me. ๐ธ
Then he was like โpfft they make 4x as much as you! ๐โ
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@Breedlove22
Damn, we gotta slay Breedlove now!? ๐ต๐ต๐ญ๐ญ๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธ๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธ
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Ahhhhhhhhhhh finally!!!!!!!! ๐คช๐คช๐คช๐คช๐คช๐คช๐คช๐คช๐คช๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คช๐คช๐คช๐คช๐คช๐คช๐คช๐คช๐คช๐คช๐คช
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@Eggplant_Elon
Oh no bitcoin is going to completely change his life!
He buys some then logs on Twitter to follow you. Then starts eating more meat and lifts. Then realizes he only has one kid. Then his wife pops a few more. He home schools his kids because he no longer trusts institutions. ๐ตโ๐ซ
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@BTCGandalf
What normies think Iโll become in 10 years verses what I think Iโll be in 8 years. ๐ธ๐คช
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Ok my dad is going to the bank ๐ฆ right now to cash a check for my mom.
They are going to give me $2000 to buy
#bitcoin
I think Iโm just gonna smash buy the 2k as soon as the money lands in my bank. ๐ธ
(Every time I buy it dumpsโฆ๐ตโ๐ซ current BTC price is 39.9k)
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So hypothetically
#bitcoin
reaches $1,000,000 per coin ๐ช, and you then sell it for cash because you wanna buy a house for your momma.
Is the IRS going to expect me to pay 37% in taxes!? I pay them $370,000!? For what!? Why do they deserve almost 400k!?
I worked my butt offโฆ!
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#bitcoin
is not a cult ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ
This actually is a cult. We are going to need years of therapy.
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#bitcoin
is not a get rich schemeโฆitโs a get rich slowly scheme. ๐ญ
I learned a few lessons over the years Iโve been stacking.
1. Self custody only! (Rekt by Celsius)
2. DCA in bear markets ๐ป
3. DCA in bull markets, but save cash ๐ต for ๐ป markets/dips
4. Stay solvent! ๐ธ
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