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How can you tell me that 95% of the ocean is unexplored and you know for a FACT that megalodon sharks are extinct?!?! Nope that thang is alive and well down there. I bet there’s freaking dinosaurs down there. The ocean is literally monster soup you cannot convince me otherwise
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People: it’s only Aug—
Me: 🍂🎃👻🕸☕️🍁🍂🎃👻🕸☕️🍁 🍂🎃👻🕸☕️🍁🍂🎃👻🕸☕️🍁 🍂🎃👻🕸☕️🍁🍂🎃👻🕸☕️🍁 🍂🎃👻🕸☕️🍁🍂🎃👻🕸☕️🍁 🍂🎃👻🕸☕️🍁🍂🎃👻🕸☕️🍁 🍂🎃👻🕸☕️🍁🍂🎃👻🕸☕️🍁 🍂🎃👻🕸☕️🍁🍂🎃👻🕸☕️🍁 🍂🎃👻🕸☕️🍁🍂🎃👻🕸☕️🍁 🍂🎃👻🕸☕️🍁🍂🎃👻🕸☕️🍁🍂🎃👻🕸☕️🍁🍂🎃👻🕸☕️🍁🍂🎃
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I just found out that if you text ‘HOME’ to 741741 when you are feeling depressed or suicidal, a crisis counselor will text you. This is super important for people who don’t like talking on the phone. AND, it’s free. Pls RT to help someone, you never know who needs it. ❤️
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PSA: If I tell you to leave your man bc he's abusive to you and you end up not leaving, feel free to never--- feel bad about still coming to me + being my friend. A lot of people don't realize the pyschological abuse that makes you stay in those relationships. I'll never support-
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While I’m here I just want to put out a PSA that y’all should really stop throwing your disgusting trash in the ocean. You might like being choked but sea turtles don’t. Assholes.
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a relationship that I feel is harmful to someone but I will always, always support you. ❤️🩹
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Imagine having beef with me and I’m just minding my business in my room like:
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Somebody once told me - “someday your kids are going to figure out who you are, just like you figured out who your parents are. Make sure you’re being the person they can be proud of when they figure it out.”
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Trauma is weird because the craziest shit will happen to you and your brain doesn’t allow you to physically process it and then 7 years later you’ll be folding the laundry or something and your brain goes “hey remember that time____ happened?” & you lose your shit
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A guy on tiktok said “a superpower from childhood trauma is where within minutes of meeting someone you can tell if they’re a piece of shit or not” and another stitched it & said “the hardest thing about this is convincing other people you’re right..”
bro 😭
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Just saw something that said “parenting is only hard for good parents” and I really needed that.
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Saw a TikTok that flamingos lose their pink when raising their babies because it’s such an intensive process, & eventually, it comes back.
I feel like this is such an important thing to remember when we feel like we’ve lost ourselves in motherhood. We will get our pink back🥹💗
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Are there any moms out there like.. not involved in drama on this app, that wants to talk about our cute families, show off our fur babies, hype each other up, facetime and get wine drunk together?
LMK.
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We don’t food stamp shame over here. Everyone needs to eat and if you disagree pls block me ❤️
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Moms who breastfeed should get free boob jobs I said what I said
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Do you smell your cup when you get it out of the cabinet to see if it smells like cabinet and then rinse it out or are you normal
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While I fully back my theory, some of y’all take this internet shit way too seriously😂 go outside and touch some grass and be thankful you’re not stranded at sea with the megaladons🦈🫶🏻
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Out of respect PLEASEEEE do not tell me about people that I am no longer in contact with. I do not care about them, what they do is none of my business. If I wanted to know, I would find out myself. I have my own life and I am very happy with where I am.
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Ya'll are excited for the bars & clubs to open back up, I'm excited to take my kids back to the park everyday.
We are not the same.
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Can someone please explain to me how being a stay at home mom isn’t considered a full time job, but being a nanny is considered a career?
Until you can, I’ll wait 🐸
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PSA: The blue pumpkin posts are back. Just a friendly reminder that no child owes you access to their diagnosis for a piece of candy. No child should have to carry a special color bucket to set them apart from their peers so that your feelings aren’t hurt. Hand out candy + stfu❤️
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Saw my ex’s mom today who I haven’t spoken to since our breakup, she gave me a hug, told me she loves me, congratulated me on my new baby, CRIED actual tears + apologized for everything..idk what is going on in the universe rn but such a huge weight lifted off of my shoulders.
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Imagine telling me how hungry your kids are, so I send you money for groceries and you start flaunting your nails and pedicure all over the tl 2 days later. 🥴
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The way your children can literally save your life every single day without knowing, simply just because they exist is crazy.
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It’s baffling to me everyone’s shocked MGK would cheat on Megan Fox like he didn’t originally cheat on Sommer Ray w Megan Fox in the first place lmao. Also- this is proof that you can be both beautiful, successful.. the entire package & a man will still cheat if he wants to🤷🏻♀️
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In the UK they have a law called “Claire’s Law” where you can call and find out if someone you are dating has a history of domestic violence and I think this should be everywhere
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Can we take a moment to appreciate how spooky + cozy my living room is?🎃🦇🕸👻
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@omniisim
Highly possible! I’ll never believe we haven’t found the cure. All of this modern technology and medicine and yet there’s no cure? No, the government just profits too much from it so they’d never disclose. 🙄That’s a whole different rabbit hole I’ve already been down.
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Just because someone is “family” doesn’t mean you have to tolerate lies, chaos, drama, manipulation, or disrespect. Find the courage to leave the table if respect is no longer being served.
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Ppl think being a SAHM is taking the easy way out but no one ever wants to talk about the loneliness + depression that can come w it. I hardly ever leave my house unless I’m running errands & it’s really starting to ware on me. Breaks are necessary & don’t ever feel guilty ab it
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Why do I feel like Mean Girls is the only super hyped up 2000s teen movie? what about She’s The Man?? John Tucker Must Die??? Jennifer’s Body???? Step Up??! Bring It On?!? helllooooo
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Shaming a mom for comforting her baby, putting a woman’s # and address on porn sites, and now we’re making fun of a woman relapsing on alcohol due to pregnancy loss? Everyday I’m more + more disgusted w the shit that goes down on this app. Y’all need to do better
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I need some dope mom friends that aren't involved in drama and can talk all the time, hype each other up, vent about our kids driving us crazy, facetime and get wine drunk together.. where yall at? drop your IGs and snaps and like this if we should talk more
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IF SHE CANT SAY NO, SHE CAN’T SAY YES! IF SHE CANT SAY NO, SHE CAN’T SAY YES! IF SHE CANT SAY NO, SHE CAN’T SAY YES! IF SHE CANT SAY NO, SHE CAN’T SAY YES! IF SHE CANT SAY NO, SHE CAN’T SAY YES! IF SHE CANT SAY NO, SHE CAN’T SAY YES! IF SHE CANT SAY NO, SHE CAN’T SAY YES!
#metoo
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Starbucks is having a buy one get one free tomorrow, March 5th, between 2pm-7pm.
RT to save a life.
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Unfollowing people on social media that you don’t vibe with anymore is self care😌
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It’s crazy how I adore women of all shapes and sizes but I can’t accept my own
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My kids no longer have to wake up to fighting & screaming, watching me get cussed out, mistreated or cheated on, having to walk on eggshells. They get a happy + emotionally intact mother & for that, I’m proud of myself. I hope someday they can say that they’re proud of me, too🥺
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When you tell someone to look at the moon and they don’t look 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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Proud of anyone putting effort into becoming a better version of themselves.
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I desperately need mom friends lol drop your IG's so I can follow yall and hype you up. DM me so we can complain about our lives. SOMETHING!
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my toxic trait is that I shut down when I have a million things to do because I get so overwhelmed + anxious and then none of it gets done until the very last minute🥴
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I want to wake up in a log cabin to the smell of coffee + cinnamon rolls, w Mountain views 🏔☕️
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I wish I was one of those extreme coupon-ers who get an entire grocery cart of laundry detergent, toilet paper, cleaning supplies, + pet food for $7.95
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Was anyone else not allowed to drink water during labor? Both times for me they only allowed me ice chips but I’ve seen other moms say they were allowed to have water??? All I know is that’s what I’m dreading the most😭
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I’m going to start telling people “I hope you have the day you deserve” bc not everyone deserves to be told to “have a nice day.” Some people really deserve to get their shit rocked and I stand by that.
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I want to be the house that all the kids gather at on Friday night. Where mud is allowed on the floor. The house with extra clothes + a toothbrush for whoever stays over. A house filled with comfort, happiness & love. Not just for my kids, but everyone. I want to be that house.
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Jordan Drew Gray. 💙 My littlest love
Born 02/21/2023, weighing 8 lbs 15 oz, 20 3/4 oz at 7:59pm.
We are over the moon in love🥺🍼 welcome to the world baby boy
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my bf cheated on me with my mother, I confronted him, and now he’s switching it on me accusing me of doing drugs after I showed him proof.. and he says that I’m crazy and psycho....
I can’t even make this shit up🥲💀
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I no longer have the emotional capacity to rebuild bonds that I didn’t break. You did what you did at the expense of my emotions + I accept it but I do not respect it. I’ve done way too much healing to allow that grimey energy back into my life✌🏻
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Not to suck my own tit but I’m genuinely a nice person and don’t deserve mean people in my life
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I honestly don’t care if I’m the villain in peoples story anymore. People will make you out to be a bad person & point fingers at you & COMPLETELY fail to mention how they’ve antagonized you & what actually caused you to reach that point. So if I’m a “crazy bitch”, then oh well🖕🏻
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Being an adult is so stupid like why are lamps $50+ and a decent rug $200 minimum? And DON’T even get me started on curtains. You want me to pay $100 for some privacy? in my own home? I hate it here
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Disliking me is one thing. Being able to whoop my ass is another story.
Stay safe. 😌
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idc if you're 90 pounds or 300 pounds. No one has the right to talk about another person's body. Also: Fat/skinny shaming may not be the same but they are equally hurtful & it only costs 0$ for you to mind your own business.
You're all beautiful.
thx for coming to my ted talk.
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toxic people LOVE trying to manipulate you into thinking you are the bad guy for expressing how THEY made me feel.
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Vin Diesel walking Paul Walker’s daughter down the aisle at her wedding has been the highlight of my day. I love that he still honors their friendship so much. My heart. 🥺💓
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I just saw a TikTok that said
“When you’re growing and you’re on your spiritual journey as a person, you’re going to lose a lot of people. But the people you lose were only meant to get the unhealed version of you”
And wow. 🥺🥺
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Imagine disliking me and knowing you'll have to sit back & watch me flourish for the rest of my life...ouch.
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Hear me out.. a party bus right? but for moms, & it stops at pumpkin patches, Hobby Lobby, TJ maxx, Marshalls + Starbucks. ☕️🍂✨
also serves mimosas.
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People w/o kids have the loudest fucking mouths when it comes to telling you how to parent.
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I want another baby soo bad but I also know that it's not the right time for another just yet, but like also wouldn't be mad if it happened.. I'm so confused, depressed + anxious about this lately & I'm not sure how to handle it. Its a lot. Am I alone in these feelings?
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PSA: there’s someone out there right now with your name at the top of their search bar, constantly looking for answers + clues and creeping on your page like a weirdo.
Make sure you keep it cute and let them assume. Happy Thursday. :)
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It’s hilarious people think you’re bothered bc you choose not to have anything to do w them after they’ve done nothing but cause chaos for you. Nah, I’ve worked EXTREMELY hard to rebuild this happiness in my life & y’all simply aren’t allowed to fuck that up again. Be blessed🖖🏻
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It’s always the ones who think living life is being at a bar getting drunk every night that tell ppl “yOuR LiFe Is OvEr WhEn YoU hAvE kIdS” lol my kids come everywhere I go + 99% of the time they make it more fun.. I still live my life, I just have little besties to bring w me:)
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A relationship isn’t 80/20 effort. It’s not even 50/50. If both of you aren’t 100/100 all in, it will never work. You both have to work for it and want it equally. One sided relationships are whack and I will never do that to myself again.
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Our last weekend together without a baby.. I can’t believe how fast this pregnancy has flown by. We are so ready to meet you🖤🌌
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My 2022 New Years resolution is to stop wondering if I’m good enough for other people, & begin realizing that they’re not good enough for me. 💅🏻
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I just have to flex. At the end of 2018, I was a single mom, suicidal, drinking way too much, & had no career goals.
Today, I am in a healthy relationship, graduating in December and I haven’t had a suicidal thought in almost a year.
I DID that. And I’m damn proud of myself.
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If you’re a good mom, you wouldn’t need to come to social media to prove you’re such a good mom. Just.. go be a good mom?¿
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Literally just let people be wrong about you. It doesn’t matter. It’s not your job or responsibility to make sure everyone’s perceptions of you are accurate. Just be a good person and let them be wrong.
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It’s literal facts that dairy is BAD FOR YOU. I still don’t understand why people can’t grasp this. Everyone on this planet is literally allergic to cows milk. Wanna test it? Drink any choice of nut milk for 30 days and then drink a glass of cows milk. I dare you lmao
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me spending me spending
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Starting Teen Mom 2 on Netflix and I swear to fucking godddd I want to beat tf out of Jenelle 😠
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My ex used to rip my favorite clothes to shreds out of anger/to get back at me- my boyfriend now got on his hands and knees with a sewing needle and thread to hand stitch + fix my favorite dress for me. 🥰
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Stay away from people who think you’re arguing every time you try to express yourself.
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