city of winnipeg be like: hmm. i wonder how to eradicate homelessness.
everyone: [literally hundreds of ideas]
wpg: did you say psychological warfare? because that’s what i heard
@SJSchauer
i watched a Ted talk once about how if you turn your anxiety into a little cartoon person and then KILL the cartoon person , your anxiety will go away. it didn’t and now i have a panic disorder . thank u
hey not to be a bitch, and maybe im pissed after 2 busses getting cancelled last minute in the snow storm…..but maybe the manitoba government could take the money they’re spending on gas tax breaks and make the transit system not the fucking worst thing ever
ah today's the day! everyone who makes jokes about suicide and mental illnesses comes together to pretend to give a shit about mental health! and then not talk about it again until next year!
local restaurants be like “no don’t quit to go work for a corporation that has legal systems in place to prevent people like myself from abusing my power/position to literally break the law, your labour is soooo valuable hahahaha ;)”
do y’all remember when i received insane backlash from mr julian rowan just because i called him out for opening for louis ck...and not wanting anyone to know about it???? yeah i do
shitty winnipeg personality-ties aside, thinkster is actually just dangerous? “come join this app so we can sell your opinions to companies” ??? what is that premise
thank goodness all the police & fire people get free transit during the games, god knows they can’t afford it because cops get paid so little :((( love to pay almost 1/4 of my hourly wage for one singular ride :)))) things are fair and good
After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time.
it’s not the fact that four jets players were sitting two tables away from me at leopolds and i didn’t recognize them, it’s the fact that they were accompanied by six identical tall blonde women and i STILL didn’t put it togethe
wow when people fu k up all they have to do nowadays is just say guilt is toxic? “screw u guys for making me feel bad about something i did wrong!!!!!”
criteria to be part of the winnipeg arts community:
-wearing a toque but not covering your ears
-paying 6$ for a coffee
-cigarettes (but only socially)
-have your own soundcloud
-you're a photographer
-high waisted loose jeans
“ride transit for free on new year’s eve” why, because it’ll be safer for everyone? because you know free public transit keeps people alive? say it say it
can’t wait for the girls who harassed me and told me to kill myself to post their annual “im here if anyone needs❤️ mental health is so important” instagram story
remember when that winnipeg police officer of about 45-50 years old who was a regular at my former workplace said about me when i was intoxicated “i’m going to f*** her tonight. no i’m gonna i don’t care.” , leaving my friend in the position of PROTECTING me?? from him???
the state of
@winnipegtransit
is despicable like you simply cannot just cancel busses that said they were minutes away, some of us have jobs & stuff that we kinda have to get to on time
ok like theoretically you could probably pregame childbirth cause realistically they aren’t growing anymore in the last 12 hours of you being pregnant. what’s a couple shots gonna do
being sad is expensive. i have breakdown? skip the dishes. and also smoke six bowls. also i should order something online. and book a tattoo appointment
i literally do not care what the circumstances are, if you’re travelling for fun right now you’re selfish full stop. “private plane/multiple tests/quarantine/blah blah” i do not care. you fucking suck and are probably ugly too
being a woman is all: should i speak up about my traumatic sexual assault? no it’s too difficult to think about let alone TALK about. NO i should talk about it because it’s important. no no actually don’t because every time you open up online you get shit on! no actually do bec-
for pride month everyone has to read at least two articles about rainbow capitalism & the exploitation of queer people, as well as literally just googling the origins of pride. bare minimum
full offence to post-secondary education why am i paying hundreds of dollars for a professor in a third year course tell me to watch a crash course video
can we all please pitch in to buy a noise deterrent and stick it outside of
@Mayor_Bowman
's house? I think it would be a "good allocation of funds in order to protect our community" :)
everybody loves to fucking travel. you don’t have to say you “love travelling🌎” because everybody fucking loves travel. this is not an identifying interest god you are fucking boring
this is the LAMEST fucking seize i have ever seen, glad to see police are still wasting taxpayer money busting small scale dealers instead of yenno......murderers
maybe im bitter but i have zero interest in seeing celebrities dress up in designer masks and celebrate their millions of dollars in music revenue. it feels so dystopian and out of touch